Board 8 > $99 a day for the rest of your life

(+) Yeah! (+)

but every day you will get coffee spilled on you sometime when it's least convenient

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how hot is the coffee

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Can I devise some sort of liquid-catcher bowl thing to wear around my torso, collect the coffee, and sell it?

This is important

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From: Tehmoosey1 | #002
how hot is the coffee

Not hot enough to burn skin, but still hurts a lot

From: Robazoid | #003
Can I devise some sort of liquid-catcher bowl thing to wear around my torso, collect the coffee, and sell it?

Sure, but the coffee necessarily has to hit your skin... so if people want skin-filtered coffee then yeah

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So wait if I spend the day wearing a layer of sponges so that it's impossible for coffee to hit me, the curse is broken?

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Do I get to choose where the coffee lands?

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How much coffee?

Are we talking a whole cup here?

Or is it more like just a "Oops, kind of spilled a little bit of my coffee, but not enough where I actually have to go refill my cup."

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