Its that time of the year folks. Since no-one cares about the Super Bowl this year due to its lack of Tebow, people around the nation are clinging to the hope that this year's Puppy Bowl will set a new gold standard of nonstop action and entertainment.
Of course the big story this year is focused on the Philadelphia 4. Malie, Lucie, Hollie, and Brandy are all early favorites for the MVP and you can bet they're coming into this with a plan for success. The real question is whether they can work together to achieve success for one of them, or if their friendly rivalry will get in the way and allow another star to break through and steal the spotlight.
Things you can expect from this topic: Predictions, analysis, drinking games, debauchery, cuteness.
I hope you're ready for the biggest event of the year. Prepare your livers.
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
I'll kick this off by highlighting the early standouts.
Aberdeen: This lazy eyed pup might just have the perfect combination of crazy and cuteness to make big run this year. This is a tough year in the Puppy Bowl, but I'm not sure he has what it takes to go all the way
Abilene: This is a dark horse for the MVP (Most Valuable Puppy). Her eyes are ocean blue and the concentration on her face is obvious. She will be ruffing up the competition
Anthony: No chance. For what he has in size, he lacks in motivation
Augusta: Excellent coat on this pup, but the eyes show trepidation. She's not ready to fight for her life of a major stage
Baskin: This pug/jack russell mix has everything it takes to achieve success this year. Top Competitor
Brandy: Philly 4. See opening post
Calvin: This regal dachshund is coming into this year's Puppy Bowl with purpose. Expect big plays
Deliliah: The whore of the Puppy Bowl. Expect this floosie to flaunt her s*** and try to get mounted. Nothing more
Eurika: She is here for a greater purpose. I don't suspect she'll get any touchdowns, but she will definitely come out of this a stronger puppy
Fonzi: He might as well step aside before he gets chomped
Friday: This pup is excited. His carefree attitude might prove too lackadaisical to really make an impact, but with proper focus he might be one to watch
Fumble: Any puppy coming into this born into a football world is going to get everyone buzzing. I can't help but give him a Top Competitor prediction
Gracie: This sweet thing might have cuteness for days, but I don't see that fire behind her eyes
Hollie: Philly 4, see opening post
Hunter: This boxer plans on f***ing someone up. Count on some unnecessary ruff-ruff-ruffness and a quick ejection from the game
Joni: Timid and unremarkable
Leroy Brown: Wise beyond his 10.5 weeks of life and an old soul. Would be better off as a coach than a player. His best sport is baseball. If you're not coming into this 100% committed, you might as well throw in the towel
Lucie: Philly 4, see opening post
Malie: Philly 4, see opening post
Marbles: Too hip for this competition. He will be flashy and furry, but not ferocious enough
Montana: A true rags to riches story. She has the confidence of a champion and being half Rottweiler, you can count on some violence. I would give her the stamp of Top Competitor, but I feel she might rack up too many penalties to be effective
Oscar: Handsome and strong, but I fear he lacks the physical prowess necessary to claim the title of MVP
Penelope: An old lady in puppy weeks, she should stay home and knit rather than jump into this jungle of canine carnage
Pepper: He has everything it takes to claim victory, but lacks the confidence. If he can develop some coordination, expect a touchdown or two
Pinky: Get this weak s*** outta here
Portia: Easily the most intelligent puppy we have this year. She'll use her feminine wiles to confuse and disorient the competition. Top Competitor
Prancer: She might as well be a cheerleader for this game. No chance
Puddin: Too nervous to make any big moves. Anxiety will be her downfall
Richie: The strongest of the Rat Terriers this year, but I'm not sure he has the strength to get much done. I sense a lot of heart
Ronnie: Great coat, great determination, and great poise. Top Competitor
Salem: His stare says "You better be ready for an ass whoopin". He is here for business. Top Competitor
Shiloh: Poor thing doesn't stand a chance
Sweetie Pie: They even give the "special" dogs a chance. How nice
Tattoo: His physicality is held back by his substance abuse
Sweetie Pie has got this. I put my life savings on this.
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
Aberdeen was robbed of the MVP and Sweetie Pie came through with a TD!
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8