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The Raven 2
03/07/12 8:36:00 PM
#151:


When the bear eats everyone in that match, then I believe I should be automatically declared Lightweight Champion.

And then for everyone's pleasure, DaGeneticFreak will wrestle the bear

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Rad Link 5
03/07/12 8:47:00 PM
#152:


[The lights in Tom's office go off. A small television is wheeled in and turned on.]



[Rad Link 5 turns on the light and comes in through the door. Rad presses pause on the VCR before speaking.]

This is a travesty, Tom. This is a god damn travesty, and I won't have any of it. You keep pairing me, a legend, with that nobody Rock, and I was willing to put up with it at first. But now Rock screwed me over. He didn't even show up for the match. He left me high and dry. That was not a fair fight! What kind of GM would you be if you gave promotions to swirly_oaks for winning a handicap match against someone who beat them a week before?

I want you to make this right, Tom. I came in and saved Combat from being a total joke by creating the easy-vote form that you couldn't even remember to put together, and that's when things went south for me. I was so distracted creating your form that I lost what ended up being a two-on-one match by a single vote.

This is how I see it, Tom. If Rock and I had won, there would have been two new Heavyweights. Instead, you only have one. Now evidently Rock isn't too concerned with rising up the rankings seeing as how he couldn't be bothered doing more than making a goofy threat towards me before leaving the arena. So there's only one real answer to this problem. Me and warning_crazy, one on one, for the final spot in Heavyweight.

I cleaned up your mistake, and I got screwed over for my troubles, so if you're any kind of GM, you'll make things right.

[Rad Link 5 hits the play button on the TV's VCR.]



Oh, and tell XIII that I refuse to have a tag match with that no good piece of trash, Rock. I'm revoking his invitation to Eruption, and I'm challenging dizzy.

[Rad Link leaves, wheeling the TV out.]

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 8:52:00 PM
#153:


That crappy titantron reminds me to use my own more often.

And fine, my man dizzy will make mincemeat of you on Eruption.

Not surprised you're so scared of eaed though.

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Rad Link 5
03/07/12 8:59:00 PM
#154:


What I'm scared of is that you'll come out to protect your golden boy during our match. I'm not afraid of that twerp. He hasn't even won a match yet. Some "hero" he is. It wouldn't look good for me to beat up on someone who can't even get a win.

Dizzy's a real fighter, and I can't wait to take him on. Even if I'm a little sore from swirly_oaks brutally ganging up on me at Combat.

(Also my titantron is awesome, shut up. It's even synced up and everything!)

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 9:01:00 PM
#155:


Well I would vote for him if that's what you mean, yes.

But sure keep being the coward. Too afraid of our time-travelling hero.

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Rad Link 5
03/07/12 9:04:00 PM
#156:


If I don't fight him, I'm a coward. If I wasted my opportunity at Eruption to spank his ass, I'd be a bully and wouldn't have proven myself by beating anyone credible. Keep talking out of both sides of your mouth, "rocks."

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 9:10:00 PM
#157:


No actually eaed is quite credible. He'll be even more credible when he fights off War and a Bear to become the new LW champion

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KCF0107
03/07/12 9:12:00 PM
#158:


Here is what I ultimately came up with for me and Ayv's Three Stages of Hell match (in order):

1. Parking Lot Brawl
2. Empty Arena
3. Hardcore

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XIII_rocks
03/07/12 9:16:00 PM
#159:


SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE BOYS

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DanielBryan
03/07/12 9:27:00 PM
#160:




YES! YES! YES! YES! WORLD! HEAVYWEIGHT! CHAMPIOOOOON! YES! YES! YESSSSS!

I'm sure you're all wondering what Daniel Bryan was doing on Ruin the other night. After all, it's well-known that WWE has me written to a contract. Well the truth is, just like CM Punk once got special permission to appear at an ROH show, I got special permission to appear at B8UCA!

YES! YES! YES!

And the reason I appeared on Ruin, other than the fact that I'm Daniel Bryan, and I would never appear on a B-Show, is because I felt someone had to call out XIII's assistant, ertyu. You see, all of you meat-eaters are monsters, but ertyu's just a step above you all. He's a mega monster, okay? And more than that, he's just a sad individual. He spends all day beating me up in video games, wishing he were as good as me. It's pathetic. He's challenged me to matches before, but I think we all already know how that would go.

So I can only hope that some of you have seen the light as a result of my appearance, and that maybe you'll all give up your meat and transform Board 8 from the inhospitable waste land it is today into a land of hope.

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

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03/07/12 9:33:00 PM
#161:


zzzzz

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Rad Link 5
03/07/12 9:39:00 PM
#162:


While we're off the subject, the bear should definitely be eligible to emerge as champion.

It's not fair that he's treated as a mere hazard rather than a competitor.

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XIII_Bears
03/07/12 9:39:00 PM
#163:


Fine, but only if that bear

IS ME

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Rad Link 5
03/07/12 9:44:00 PM
#164:


I nominate this bear to be the bear in question

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He will eat both competitors and then come back for seconds.

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03/07/12 9:50:00 PM
#165:


SHEAMUS

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eaedwards6400
03/07/12 10:00:00 PM
#166:




*EaEd walks onto the ramp*

I appreciate the support that I have continued to receive from our General Manager XIII but my dear friend please do not worry I can fight my own battles. Sunday it was announced that I will not only be dealing with War but a bear as well. A little absurd but nothing I can handle!

I don’t know about your bears today but bears in my time are often known as pets and friendly creatures. This bear will only be a distraction between me and War but worry not I am going to defeat you easily in this match and maybe even save you from my new pet bear! And once I become the new champ the future will be on its way to being saved!

Oh and while I am here I am going to address another matter…

*stays silent for a moment*

Knock, knock… Who’s there? Oh wait it’s the future!!!

So I saw you back out on facing me at Eruption this weekend. That is absolutely unfortunate my friend! You say I am not a credible opponent. AND YET you challenge I man that I lasted longer than in the LW rumble! You are an all take fake legend and now you are a coward and these are almost proven fakes.

Because I am EAED the HERO from the FUTURE! And I will save wrestling from cowards like you!

*drops the microphone and walks out*



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Rad Link 5
03/07/12 10:34:00 PM
#167:


From: eaedwards6400 | #166
You are an all take fake legend and now you are a coward and these are almost proven fakes.


I have no idea what you're trying to say to me. Maybe your head hit that guard rail a little too hard on Ruin. Let me apologize for any brain cells I cost you; I know you don't have any to spare.

The only part of that little spiel I got was that you think you're a credible opponent, and that makes even less sense than anything else you've said. You haven't won a single match in the UCA, and you have no legacy outside of the UCA because you're "from the future." Well I don't buy it, because if you were from the future, you'd know me as the guy all those statues in every future e-pop museum are modeled off of. You're just a loon who can't win a match.

People have called me jealous over the fact that we debuted on the same night, yet you got handed a title a shot while I didn't. People have called me a coward for attacking you mid-match but not accepting your challenge for a fight. Well those people can go sulk in a corner somewhere, because I've got control of my match on Eruption this week, and that's the only place you can get in the ring with me!

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eaedwards6400
03/07/12 10:38:00 PM
#168:


Come out come out where ever you are afraid of me RL5 and dirty as all hell to attack me from behind!

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edwardsdv
03/07/12 10:59:00 PM
#169:


*comes to ring to shake Chronics Hand*

*raises Chronics hand into the air*

*PUTS IM TREW A TAYBLE*

*leaves*

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GTM
03/07/12 11:02:00 PM
#170:


How nice of the guys in the back to set up a table there in the ring halfway through Chronic's match with Extha

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Maniac64
03/08/12 6:41:00 PM
#171:


And then for everyone's pleasure, DaGeneticFreak will wrestle the bear

I support this.

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 1:12:00 AM
#172:


wow look at these combat results.

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03/09/12 7:33:00 AM
#173:


combat is about the journey, not the destination

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 7:38:00 AM
#174:


more like you suck

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_Regaro_
03/09/12 7:39:00 AM
#175:


The only combat result you really need to know is "Reg won, and is now one step closer to crushing the incompetents at the top"

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muddersmilk
03/09/12 7:47:00 AM
#176:


Yes, we should look at the results because they are glorious!

COMBAT Results

Maniac64 - 12
Drakeryn - 6

Drak started off hot with the first 4 votes but couldn't keep up with my blistering pace and use of the NHB stip. I am still the MM champion.

Rock & Rad Connection - 8
swirly oaks - 8


It's a tie! And no I did not count Boko's second vote. I did however prevent one of my rallied allies from interfering in other matches. Apparently he missed where I said to only vote in my match.

Dante - 13
Football - 6

This match started off close but didn't end up that way.

Regaro - 14
sbp - 3

Hey sbp, might be time to start showing up in the discussion topic again.

Tom - 9
Koala - 8

Much like my own match Tom struggled early on but was able to make the comback for the win! Browncoats never surrender!

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 7:49:00 AM
#177:


Such a weak roster

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muddersmilk
03/09/12 7:53:00 AM
#178:


The MM title is the most entertaining thing in the entire UCA. You wish you had something on your show that could match it.

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 7:56:00 AM
#179:


I have more than four good superstars

Seems a fair substitute

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 7:56:00 AM
#180:


Also if the MM title is defended at Pandemonium it should totally be in a singles match just because

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eaedwards6400
03/09/12 10:06:00 AM
#181:


From: muddersmilk | #178
The MM title is the most entertaining thing in the entire UCA. You wish you had something on your show that could match it.


The most entertaining thing in the UCA is the LW! The wrestlers of the future!

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 10:07:00 AM
#182:


YEAH

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muddersmilk
03/09/12 10:08:00 AM
#183:


XIII_rocks posted...
Also if the MM title is defended at Pandemonium it should totally be in a singles match just because

Ah but that is what makes the MM title so intriguing! We can't guarentee anything! It could be a normal singles match, it could be a one-on-one stipulation match, it could be a 6 man elimination chamber match! There is no way to know!

That is why everyone is to scared to really go after this title (except GTM who is really just going after me). They can't stand the lack of knowing. The chaos surrounding this belt terrifies them. I thrive on it. Which is why I will be the greatest MM champion EVER!

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03/09/12 10:36:00 AM
#184:


you hurt my feelings when you attacked your own partner and isnt afraid of anythign

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03/09/12 10:36:00 AM
#185:


UCA-PG

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edwardsdv
03/09/12 11:41:00 AM
#186:


From: GTM | #184
you hurt my feelings when you attacked your own partner and isnt afraid of anythign


You dont say...

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muddersmilk
03/09/12 11:42:00 AM
#187:


GTM posted...
you hurt my feelings when you attacked your own partner and isnt afraid of anythign

I regret nothing.

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edwardsdv
03/09/12 11:57:00 AM
#188:


Thats why they call him Maniac.


My man is doing us proud. All Tom has to do is get off his butt and Beat Boko and we'll have the three best titles in the whole Gorram fed to ourselves.

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Rad Link 5
03/09/12 1:47:00 PM
#189:


Welp, now my complaint to Tom is slightly off base.

Also maybe the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations Mr. Maniac64 should just have control of Eruption? He's already proven what a capable executive he is, twice now posting the results when "Bombadil" didn't show up.

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03/09/12 2:26:00 PM
#190:


From: edwardsdv | #186
You dont say...


oh yeah that happened after the bomb

umm we're cool right? haguile rail foundation third glorious

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 2:39:00 PM
#191:


glorious haguile third foundation

hey guys what do you say we reform except without Haguile

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 2:39:00 PM
#192:


and kcf

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edwardsdv
03/09/12 2:41:00 PM
#193:


Hey wait a second. Aren't we feuding 13?

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 2:44:00 PM
#194:


and eddv

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03/09/12 2:44:00 PM
#195:


I WOULD NEVER JOIN WITH YOU

YOU YOU RUINER

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 2:56:00 PM
#196:


and GTM

....

uhh KP wanna form a tag-team?

Whiskey and Potato on the Rocks?!?!?

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03/09/12 5:34:00 PM
#197:


you're not going to get a word out of him at all

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 6:03:00 PM
#198:


he could nod!

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 7:38:00 PM
#199:


Man Tombolo so weak.

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03/09/12 8:07:00 PM
#200:


even bookers have girlfriends

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