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HeroicLinusReed 03/08/12 10:38:00 PM #1: |
the year is 3/4 of the way through, and ive yet to hook up with a college chick..
now before you get this image of me being some loser nerd dude, im a really sociable guy, with a lot of friends, but i just have no game tbh any tips from the great board 8 -- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmDubyaSee 03/08/12 10:41:00 PM #2: |
Alcohol
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Whiskey_Nick 03/08/12 10:43:00 PM #3: |
Alcohol
Also tell them you know MWC -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Emporer_Kazbar 03/08/12 10:45:00 PM #4: |
From: Whiskey_Nick | #003 That line is so overused. Tell them you know Strahax. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 03/08/12 10:46:00 PM #5: |
alternatively
Alcohol then scream Strahax five times in their face -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Emporer_Kazbar 03/08/12 10:48:00 PM #6: |
From: Whiskey_Nick | #005 I think we've just solved world virginity. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) SuperNiceDog: Guru winner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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McMoogle 03/08/12 10:49:00 PM #7: |
Show up.
And don't be hideous. -- I use antlers in ALL of my decorating. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DanielBryan 03/08/12 10:49:00 PM #8: |
Being a vegan.
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MarvelousGerbil 03/08/12 10:50:00 PM #9: |
You're like a Flareon... NO MOVES!
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foolm0ron 03/08/12 10:52:00 PM #10: |
Ask a girl to hook up with you
Maybe get her name/number beforehand so she thinks you actually care to talk to her again -- _foolmo_ 'Oh please, if foolmo made that analogy you'd think it was picture perfect' - Biolizard28 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeroicLinusReed 03/08/12 10:58:00 PM #11: |
what should i look to do at parties? what are some moves or things to say to a girl im in conversation with to isolate her? or to bring her back to my room even
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Psycho_Kenshin 03/08/12 10:59:00 PM #12: |
HeroicLinusReed posted...
what are some moves or things to say to a girl im in conversation with to isolate her? That sounds scary, so we gotta work on less scary I guess. -- One Piece: Pirates with style! -= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 03/08/12 11:02:00 PM #13: |
From: HeroicLinusReed | #011 "Hey I'm HeroicLinusReed, you wanna go **** in my room?" -- _foolmo_ 'Oh please, if foolmo made that analogy you'd think it was picture perfect' - Biolizard28 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westbrick 03/08/12 11:50:00 PM #14: |
You shame the great heritage of your username.
In seriousness, it's not too tough. Just be prepared to a) initiate the small talk, and b) get rejected from time to time. The most successful players are the ones who aren't phased by failure. -- The Many Forms of Kobe: http://i39.tinypic.com/oqx98z.jpg -- credit to KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pianist 03/09/12 3:00:00 AM #15: |
Westbrick posted...
You shame the great heritage of your username. In seriousness, it's not too tough. Just be prepared to a) initiate the small talk, and b) get rejected from time to time. The most successful players are the ones who aren't phased by failure. excellent account -- I'm always serious. Otherwise, no one will take me seriously. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 03/09/12 4:24:00 AM #16: |
From: Westbrick | #014 What you mean I shouldn't get on my knees and start crying really loudly every time I get a '' no '' ? I've been in the wrong all my life! -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 03/09/12 5:10:00 AM #17: |
You should fake your own death and you'll get really popular. Then come back within three days.
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Westbrick 03/09/12 5:25:00 AM #18: |
What you mean I shouldn't get on my knees and start crying really loudly every time I get a '' no '' ?
I've been in the wrong all my life! The most important steps are the simplest ones! -- The Many Forms of Kobe: http://i39.tinypic.com/oqx98z.jpg -- credit to KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonOcean 03/09/12 5:37:00 AM #19: |
I'd give you advice, but I always get run out of these topics.
Apparently lesbian pickup tactics are not the same as straight guy pickup tactics! -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 03/09/12 6:12:00 AM #20: |
From: CrimsonOcean | #019 Let's hear it anyway, I'm curious. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonOcean 03/09/12 6:56:00 AM #21: |
Ayuyu posted...
From: CrimsonOcean | #019 I'd give you advice, but I always get run out of these topics. Apparently lesbian pickup tactics are not the same as straight guy pickup tactics! Let's hear it anyway, I'm curious. They're pretty much the same, I think. The only difference being you have to confirm or deny whether the lovely lady can stomach the taste of fish, or if she's strictly a pork sausage kind of girl. I've ultimately gotten denied by many a flirty straight woman. You also have to know when to back off a drunk girl and not push her. The bow chika wow wow might be consensual, but the fallout the next day can be disastrous. I assume this is the same in both cases! Now when we're talking dancing and grinding, that's when the rules of engagement change. -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GANON1025 03/09/12 7:08:00 AM #22: |
When talking to girls, you just have to remember the two C's: Confidence and Competence. And if I can hook up with college girls, literally anyone else on the face of the earth can.
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MoogleKupo141 03/09/12 7:10:00 AM #23: |
and the third c
cock -- For your SuperNiceDog. At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wg64Z 03/09/12 7:49:00 AM #24: |
It all comes down to what you look like. Seriously.
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AsurasKordoth 03/09/12 8:11:00 AM #25: |
Just say hey, introduce yourself, and ask the standard get to know you questions to establish a rapport.
"What year are you?" "Where do you live?" "Where are you from?" "What classes are you taking?" "What's your major?" etc. And then get her a drink, ask her to dance, play beer pong, or whatever is going on at the party. You can gauge her level of interest based on her answers and willingness to do those things. There's no magic moves or lines that I've found to work. It's like the other posters have said... It's college... You just have to show up, not be hideous, and show some interest in them. You just have to get lucky and find the right girl who is also looking to hook up. And if you're going to the right parties, that should be more than half of them. -- -Merc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CeraSeptem 03/09/12 8:34:00 AM #26: |
A wingman can help with "isolation" which sounds creepy as f*** by the way we gotta find a better word.
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ffmasterjose 03/09/12 8:36:00 AM #27: |
Alcohol
You won't fail. -- SuperNiceDog bested myself and all others to become Guru Champion! Your favorite Trapper's favorite Trapper ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadosneko 03/09/12 8:41:00 AM #28: |
Don't be fat and have beer.
Actually, that first one isn't even necessary. -- http://backloggery.com/shados http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 03/09/12 8:54:00 AM #29: |
From: CeraSeptem | #026 Abduction? -- _foolmo_ 'To be foolmo'd is to be better opinion'd.' - Blairville ... Copied to Clipboard!
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junk_funk 03/09/12 8:54:00 AM #30: |
If you're looking for just a hook up and are not planning on reaching out to the girl the next day or play cuddle bunnies all night...(also depending if you are on a small campus or a large one)
I've found a few well placed lies always reel in the bait. Remember she doesn't know you or anything about you, she's drunk, you're drunk...hell you both are probably looking for the same thing. Don't have money? Just lie. Come up with a cool sounding profitable job (I like to say I'm a scout for UGA football team, because chances are I know a lot more about the team than any girl would care to ask). If she seems interested in some subject... congratulations, that's now you're favorite subject for the night. Just play the game. Compliment her clothes even though you could care less. Look her in the eyes as she talks. Smile, a lot. And good God, if you have any game at all try to make her LAUGH. Can't express how important this for making a girl feel comfortable with you. This will NOT get you a relationship, but works wonders on one night stands. -- http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=5364544 Congrats to SuperNiceDog! Guru Champ! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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junk_funk 03/09/12 8:57:00 AM #31: |
The hardest part is finding a girl to talk to and mustering the courage to do it. Usually if she shoots a smile your way that's at least an invitation to go talk to her. Perfect opening to start spinning your web.
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CeraSeptem 03/09/12 9:00:00 AM #32: |
Abduction?
Yeah that'll work. Get a friend to help you with the abduction -- I ****ing love to cuddle. I'm being oppressed! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayuyu 03/09/12 9:09:00 AM #33: |
From: junk_funk | #030 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wg64Z 03/09/12 9:17:00 AM #34: |
Don't listen to these betas. The less attention you give a girl, the better. Give her a couple subtle comments here and there, maybe a quick eye contact glance, but not much else. Any guy coming up to a girl and bombarding her with generic questions is going to be painfully obvious, and instantly dry up her panties.
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EmDubyaSee 03/09/12 9:18:00 AM #35: |
From: wg64Z | #034 So, this is college, not the real world. Pretty much just being alive and in the same vicinity will get you laid at a college party. -- From: Regaro_Ukiera | MWC is god-tier ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 03/09/12 9:20:00 AM #36: |
Yeah, it's ridiculous the amount of girls you can pick up saying crap like "what classes are you taking?"
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Pacmantis 03/09/12 9:21:00 AM #37: |
Trust MWC. He's a pro at being alive and in vicinities.
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edwardsdv 03/09/12 9:29:00 AM #38: |
Not that I'm some pickup artist but yeah. Basically avoid girls who clearly dont want to talk. Thats a good way to get into drama, not into her pants.
I mean lets face it college parties suck. If someone is out, they are trying to get laid. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wg64Z 03/09/12 9:34:00 AM #39: |
So, this is college, not the real world. Pretty much just being alive and in the same vicinity will get you laid at a college party.
Yeah, I read the topic title. Derp. If you want to pick up the nastiest, easiest girl there then sure. Also that's much more true depending on how well built you are/if you look good. Like I said, girls are insanely shallow. I was pretty chunky the first couple years of college and it wasnt impossible, but difficult. Once I shed over 40 pounds it became 1000x easier, you can pretty much setup a chair and let them find you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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junk_funk 03/09/12 10:02:00 AM #40: |
...This sit in a chair and let them find you business is stupid. Wouldn't try it. Or, try it for yourself, see it doesn't work, then go talk to the girl.
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wg64Z 03/09/12 10:43:00 AM #41: |
I was exaggerating, hence the "pretty much"
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baubeta 03/09/12 11:08:00 AM #42: |
Learn hand-writing analysis. Seriously.
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HeroicLinusReed 03/09/12 8:45:00 PM #43: |
ok thanks for the advice
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LinkLegend27 03/09/12 8:49:00 PM #44: |
Surprised the definition of "hook up" hasn't been brought up yet
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foolm0ron 03/09/12 8:50:00 PM #45: |
From: LinkLegend27 | #044 extha hasn't posted so I don't see why it would -- _foolmo_ 'Illegal activities is a slight misnomer, most of it is not related to material that is actually illegal.' - nintendogrl1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CherryCokes 03/09/12 8:53:00 PM #46: |
Be better than the other guy
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