Board 8 > how do you hook up with girls in college?

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HeroicLinusReed
03/08/12 10:38:00 PM
#1:


the year is 3/4 of the way through, and ive yet to hook up with a college chick..

now before you get this image of me being some loser nerd dude, im a really sociable guy, with a lot of friends, but i just have no game tbh

any tips from the great board 8

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EmDubyaSee
03/08/12 10:41:00 PM
#2:


Alcohol

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Whiskey_Nick
03/08/12 10:43:00 PM
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Alcohol

Also tell them you know MWC

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Emporer_Kazbar
03/08/12 10:45:00 PM
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From: Whiskey_Nick | #003
Also tell them you know MWC


That line is so overused.

Tell them you know Strahax.

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Whiskey_Nick
03/08/12 10:46:00 PM
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alternatively

Alcohol then scream Strahax five times in their face

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Emporer_Kazbar
03/08/12 10:48:00 PM
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From: Whiskey_Nick | #005
alternatively

Alcohol then scream Strahax five times in their face


I think we've just solved world virginity.

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McMoogle
03/08/12 10:49:00 PM
#7:


Show up.

And don't be hideous.

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DanielBryan
03/08/12 10:49:00 PM
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Being a vegan.

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MarvelousGerbil
03/08/12 10:50:00 PM
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You're like a Flareon... NO MOVES!

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foolm0ron
03/08/12 10:52:00 PM
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Ask a girl to hook up with you

Maybe get her name/number beforehand so she thinks you actually care to talk to her again

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HeroicLinusReed
03/08/12 10:58:00 PM
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what should i look to do at parties? what are some moves or things to say to a girl im in conversation with to isolate her? or to bring her back to my room even

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/08/12 10:59:00 PM
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HeroicLinusReed posted...
what are some moves or things to say to a girl im in conversation with to isolate her?

That sounds scary, so we gotta work on less scary I guess.

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foolm0ron
03/08/12 11:02:00 PM
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From: HeroicLinusReed | #011
what should i look to do at parties? what are some moves or things to say to a girl im in conversation with to isolate her? or to bring her back to my room even


"Hey I'm HeroicLinusReed, you wanna go **** in my room?"

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Westbrick
03/08/12 11:50:00 PM
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You shame the great heritage of your username.

In seriousness, it's not too tough. Just be prepared to a) initiate the small talk, and b) get rejected from time to time. The most successful players are the ones who aren't phased by failure.

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Pianist
03/09/12 3:00:00 AM
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Westbrick posted...
You shame the great heritage of your username.

In seriousness, it's not too tough. Just be prepared to a) initiate the small talk, and b) get rejected from time to time. The most successful players are the ones who aren't phased by failure.


excellent account

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Ayuyu
03/09/12 4:24:00 AM
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From: Westbrick | #014
You shame the great heritage of your username.

In seriousness, it's not too tough. Just be prepared to a) initiate the small talk, and b) get rejected from time to time. The most successful players are the ones who aren't phased by failure.


What you mean I shouldn't get on my knees and start crying really loudly every time I get a '' no '' ?

I've been in the wrong all my life!

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Raka_Putra
03/09/12 5:10:00 AM
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You should fake your own death and you'll get really popular. Then come back within three days.

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Westbrick
03/09/12 5:25:00 AM
#18:


What you mean I shouldn't get on my knees and start crying really loudly every time I get a '' no '' ?

I've been in the wrong all my life!


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CrimsonOcean
03/09/12 5:37:00 AM
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I'd give you advice, but I always get run out of these topics.
Apparently lesbian pickup tactics are not the same as straight guy pickup tactics!

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Ayuyu
03/09/12 6:12:00 AM
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From: CrimsonOcean | #019
I'd give you advice, but I always get run out of these topics.
Apparently lesbian pickup tactics are not the same as straight guy pickup tactics!


Let's hear it anyway, I'm curious.

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CrimsonOcean
03/09/12 6:56:00 AM
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Ayuyu posted...
From: CrimsonOcean | #019
I'd give you advice, but I always get run out of these topics.
Apparently lesbian pickup tactics are not the same as straight guy pickup tactics!
Let's hear it anyway, I'm curious.


They're pretty much the same, I think. The only difference being you have to confirm or deny whether the lovely lady can stomach the taste of fish, or if she's strictly a pork sausage kind of girl. I've ultimately gotten denied by many a flirty straight woman.

You also have to know when to back off a drunk girl and not push her. The bow chika wow wow might be consensual, but the fallout the next day can be disastrous. I assume this is the same in both cases!

Now when we're talking dancing and grinding, that's when the rules of engagement change.

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GANON1025
03/09/12 7:08:00 AM
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When talking to girls, you just have to remember the two C's: Confidence and Competence. And if I can hook up with college girls, literally anyone else on the face of the earth can.

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MoogleKupo141
03/09/12 7:10:00 AM
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and the third c

cock

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wg64Z
03/09/12 7:49:00 AM
#24:


It all comes down to what you look like. Seriously.

Women are shallow. Pics?
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AsurasKordoth
03/09/12 8:11:00 AM
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Just say hey, introduce yourself, and ask the standard get to know you questions to establish a rapport.

"What year are you?"
"Where do you live?"
"Where are you from?"
"What classes are you taking?"
"What's your major?"
etc.

And then get her a drink, ask her to dance, play beer pong, or whatever is going on at the party. You can gauge her level of interest based on her answers and willingness to do those things. There's no magic moves or lines that I've found to work. It's like the other posters have said... It's college... You just have to show up, not be hideous, and show some interest in them. You just have to get lucky and find the right girl who is also looking to hook up. And if you're going to the right parties, that should be more than half of them.

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CeraSeptem
03/09/12 8:34:00 AM
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A wingman can help with "isolation" which sounds creepy as f*** by the way we gotta find a better word.

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ffmasterjose
03/09/12 8:36:00 AM
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Alcohol

You won't fail.

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shadosneko
03/09/12 8:41:00 AM
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Don't be fat and have beer.

Actually, that first one isn't even necessary.

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foolm0ron
03/09/12 8:54:00 AM
#29:


From: CeraSeptem | #026
A wingman can help with "isolation" which sounds creepy as f*** by the way we gotta find a better word.


Abduction?

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junk_funk
03/09/12 8:54:00 AM
#30:


If you're looking for just a hook up and are not planning on reaching out to the girl the next day or play cuddle bunnies all night...(also depending if you are on a small campus or a large one)

I've found a few well placed lies always reel in the bait. Remember she doesn't know you or anything about you, she's drunk, you're drunk...hell you both are probably looking for the same thing.

Don't have money? Just lie. Come up with a cool sounding profitable job (I like to say I'm a scout for UGA football team, because chances are I know a lot more about the team than any girl would care to ask). If she seems interested in some subject... congratulations, that's now you're favorite subject for the night. Just play the game.

Compliment her clothes even though you could care less. Look her in the eyes as she talks. Smile, a lot. And good God, if you have any game at all try to make her LAUGH. Can't express how important this for making a girl feel comfortable with you.

This will NOT get you a relationship, but works wonders on one night stands.

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junk_funk
03/09/12 8:57:00 AM
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The hardest part is finding a girl to talk to and mustering the courage to do it. Usually if she shoots a smile your way that's at least an invitation to go talk to her. Perfect opening to start spinning your web.

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CeraSeptem
03/09/12 9:00:00 AM
#32:


Abduction?

Yeah that'll work.

Get a friend to help you with the abduction

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Ayuyu
03/09/12 9:09:00 AM
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From: junk_funk | #030
you could care less


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wg64Z
03/09/12 9:17:00 AM
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Don't listen to these betas. The less attention you give a girl, the better. Give her a couple subtle comments here and there, maybe a quick eye contact glance, but not much else. Any guy coming up to a girl and bombarding her with generic questions is going to be painfully obvious, and instantly dry up her panties.
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EmDubyaSee
03/09/12 9:18:00 AM
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From: wg64Z | #034
Don't listen to these betas. The less attention you give a girl, the better. Give her a couple subtle comments here and there, maybe a quick eye contact glance, but not much else. Any guy coming up to a girl and bombarding her with generic questions is going to be painfully obvious, and instantly dry up her panties.




So, this is college, not the real world. Pretty much just being alive and in the same vicinity will get you laid at a college party.

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foolm0ron
03/09/12 9:20:00 AM
#36:


Yeah, it's ridiculous the amount of girls you can pick up saying crap like "what classes are you taking?"

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Pacmantis
03/09/12 9:21:00 AM
#37:


Trust MWC. He's a pro at being alive and in vicinities.

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edwardsdv
03/09/12 9:29:00 AM
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Not that I'm some pickup artist but yeah. Basically avoid girls who clearly dont want to talk. Thats a good way to get into drama, not into her pants.

I mean lets face it college parties suck. If someone is out, they are trying to get laid.

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wg64Z
03/09/12 9:34:00 AM
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So, this is college, not the real world. Pretty much just being alive and in the same vicinity will get you laid at a college party.

Yeah, I read the topic title. Derp.

If you want to pick up the nastiest, easiest girl there then sure. Also that's much more true depending on how well built you are/if you look good. Like I said, girls are insanely shallow. I was pretty chunky the first couple years of college and it wasnt impossible, but difficult. Once I shed over 40 pounds it became 1000x easier, you can pretty much setup a chair and let them find you.
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junk_funk
03/09/12 10:02:00 AM
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...This sit in a chair and let them find you business is stupid. Wouldn't try it. Or, try it for yourself, see it doesn't work, then go talk to the girl.

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wg64Z
03/09/12 10:43:00 AM
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I was exaggerating, hence the "pretty much"
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baubeta
03/09/12 11:08:00 AM
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Learn hand-writing analysis. Seriously.

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HeroicLinusReed
03/09/12 8:45:00 PM
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ok thanks for the advice

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LinkLegend27
03/09/12 8:49:00 PM
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Surprised the definition of "hook up" hasn't been brought up yet
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foolm0ron
03/09/12 8:50:00 PM
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From: LinkLegend27 | #044
Surprised the definition of "hook up" hasn't been brought up yet


extha hasn't posted so I don't see why it would

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CherryCokes
03/09/12 8:53:00 PM
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Be better than the other guy

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