Board 8 > I just had an epiphany. The best superpower ever is

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Altimadark
03/09/12 11:27:00 PM
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Big Guns.

Don't even try to deny it.

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GuessMyUserName
03/09/12 11:28:00 PM
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the power to have every superpower

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OctilIery
03/09/12 11:30:00 PM
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From: GuessMyUserName | #002
the power to have every superpower


But then you get all the bad ones.

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junk_funk
03/09/12 11:30:00 PM
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GuessMyUserName posted...
the power to have every superpower

Warp reality. Hands down.

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Rad Link 5
03/09/12 11:35:00 PM
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Chocolate Manipulation is what I would pick.

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03/09/12 11:35:00 PM
#6:


Altimadark posted...
junk_funk posted...
Warp reality. Hands down.

Yes, but then your muscles atrophy because you're not carrying bug guns. Big Guns wins.


You can warp your muscles to be huge.

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Altimadark
03/09/12 11:36:00 PM
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junk_funk posted...
Warp reality. Hands down.

People start questioning whether you actually exist. This will inevitably lead to you warping yourself out of reality. Also, your muscles atrophy because you're not carrying bug guns.

Big Guns wins.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/09/12 11:36:00 PM
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Ultimate control over the plot.

That'd about do it.

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foolm0ron
03/09/12 11:36:00 PM
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Ability to turn oreos into nutter butters

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Altimadark
03/09/12 11:38:00 PM
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Ace_Killjoy posted...
Ultimate control over the plot.

That'd about do it.


But then the readers would accuse you of being a Mary Sue. Then someone will write another story where your character gets shot. And that story will get a movie deal, or something implausible like that.

Big Guns wins.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/09/12 11:40:00 PM
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Altimadark posted...
But then the readers would accuse you of being a Mary Sue. Then someone will write another story where your character gets shot. And that story will get a movie deal, or something implausible like that.

Big Guns wins.


My human flaws will keep the readers interested.
That, or my story would only appeal to a Gurren Lagann-type audience.

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GuessMyUserName
03/09/12 11:40:00 PM
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From: OctilIery | Posted: 3/10/2012 2:30:33 AM | #003
But then you get all the bad ones.


doesn't mean you're always using them all! you just activate whatever power you need

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Rad Link 5
03/09/12 11:40:00 PM
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From: foolm0ron | #009
Ability to turn oreos into nutter butters


Can you also turn Nutter Butters into Oreos?

This is crucial.

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Crossfiyah
03/09/12 11:52:00 PM
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I believe cracked already proved it was Zac's ability to take "time-outs" and talk to the audience in Saved by the Bell.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18289_the-best-super-power-is-not-what-you-think.html

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Whiskey_Nick
03/09/12 11:52:00 PM
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vaginification

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shadosneko
03/10/12 12:02:00 AM
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wolverine


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Falcon120
03/10/12 12:02:00 AM
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The best superpower is sleep. I use it every day.

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Pram_the_Oracle
03/10/12 12:11:00 AM
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Pfft guns.

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Altimadark
03/10/12 12:53:00 AM
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Crossfiyah posted...
I believe cracked already proved it was Zac's ability to take "time-outs" and talk to the audience in Saved by the Bell.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18289_the-best-super-power-is-not-what-you-think.html


(on Superman) "...faster than buildings, jumps over speeding bullets."

Heh heh... okay, I admit, I'm a sucker for these sorts of mix-ups. Still laughing.




Oh, right, that other thing I'm doing... umm...

Nobody else appreciates "time outs." Everybody appreciates Big Guns.

Big Guns wins.

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MajinZidane
03/10/12 12:55:00 AM
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From: GuessMyUserName | #012
doesn't mean you're always using them all! you just activate whatever power you need


nightcrawler doesn't activate his powers to be ugly they're just there

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Ace_Killjoy
03/10/12 10:44:00 AM
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MajinZidane posted...
nightcrawler doesn't activate his powers to be ugly they're just there

Isn't that just a mutation? I thought his power was teleportation or something.

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SHINE GET 64
03/10/12 10:45:00 AM
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I'd be happy with just Instant Transmission

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/10/12 10:57:00 AM
#23:


Altimadark posted...
Big Guns.

Don't even try to deny it.


You're tallkin about boobs right? Concurred.



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RappinHobo9292
03/10/12 11:01:00 AM
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Probability control is without a doubt the best power

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Dauntless Hunter
03/10/12 11:03:00 AM
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have gun will shoot

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BlackMageJawa
03/10/12 11:03:00 AM
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What about big guns that, as well as regular ammunition, can fire magic bullets capable of replicating the effects of any other power.

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/10/12 11:17:00 AM
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BlackMageJawa posted...
What about big guns that, as well as regular ammunition, can fire magic bullets capable of replicating the effects of any other power.

That doesn't make any sense, big guns are breasts.

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metroid composite
03/10/12 11:59:00 AM
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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
BlackMageJawa posted...
What about big guns that, as well as regular ammunition, can fire magic bullets capable of replicating the effects of any other power.

That doesn't make any sense, big guns are breasts.


So...breasts that when they lactate can fire magic milk capable of replicating the effects of any other power?

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StealThisSheen
03/10/12 12:06:00 PM
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What about a tank with big guns

And the tank actually transforms into big guns

Making it big guns with big guns



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Altimadark
03/10/12 12:47:00 PM
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RappinHobo9292 posted...
Probability control is without a doubt the best power

You'll get struck by lightning twice. Lightning that was fired from a Big Gun.

Big Guns wins.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/10/12 1:13:00 PM
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TC is an Ork.

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GuessMyUserName
03/10/12 1:20:00 PM
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From: metroid composite | Posted: 3/10/2012 2:59:59 PM | #028
Psycho_Kenshin posted...
BlackMageJawa posted...
What about big guns that, as well as regular ammunition, can fire magic bullets capable of replicating the effects of any other power.

That doesn't make any sense, big guns are breasts.


So...breasts that when they lactate can fire magic milk capable of replicating the effects of any other power?


... I want to have these magic breasts

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SovietOmega
03/10/12 1:40:00 PM
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RappinHobo9292 posted...
Probability control is without a doubt the best power

This post has layers of awesomeness in it that deserves more recognition.

Probability. Without a doubt. Yeah...

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Forceful_Dragon
03/10/12 1:43:00 PM
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From: foolm0ron | #009
Ability to turn oreos into nutter butters


Oh hell yes. I would take this ability

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RayDyn
03/10/12 1:49:00 PM
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Omni-Lock
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock

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McMoogle
03/10/12 1:52:00 PM
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RappinHobo9292 posted...
Probability control is without a doubt the best power

I'd pick this everytime.

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agesboy
03/10/12 1:59:00 PM
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Replication, obv



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Dauntless Hunter
03/10/12 3:09:00 PM
#38:


I'll take photo-reflexive memory.

Then I can be JUST LIKE CAP!

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Altimadark
03/10/12 8:25:00 PM
#39:


agesboy posted...
Replication, obv



...the replicator lost to a guy with a Big Gun.

Big Guns win.

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Ace_Killjoy
03/10/12 8:32:00 PM
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What about the ability to slice guns in half, WITH YOUR MIND?

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Xbyte
03/10/12 8:35:00 PM
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America is the best superpower actually.

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tee316
03/10/12 8:36:00 PM
#42:


Guns are a nice super power, but I would rather some form of teleportation

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Altimadark
03/10/12 8:41:00 PM
#43:


Xbyte posted...
America is the best superpower actually.

Because we have big guns and the 2nd amendment.

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RayDyn
03/10/12 9:30:00 PM
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Since you haven't said anything against Omnilock, I'm going to assume you agree with me.

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Altimadark
03/10/12 10:12:00 PM
#45:


RayDyn posted...
Since you haven't said anything against Omnilock, I'm going to assume you agree with me.

No, I already answered this with "Ultimate Control of the Plot." 9_9

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RayDyn
03/10/12 10:26:00 PM
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Did you not read the description of Omnilock?

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ViviffTheMobile
03/10/12 11:33:00 PM
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Magneto's magnetic powers. With them, you could have far more big guns at your disposal, as well as using all surrounding metal to form more big guns.

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agesboy
03/11/12 8:39:00 PM
#48:


ViviffTheMobile posted...
Magneto's magnetic powers. With them, you could have far more big guns at your disposal, as well as using all surrounding metal to form more big guns.



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MaxedOutRyu
03/11/12 8:41:00 PM
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infinite dollar bills to use at the strip club would be a cool power

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TheConductorSix
03/11/12 8:49:00 PM
#50:


Warp Reality.

Hands down.

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