Board 8 > alright which one of you was this?

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this morning i was in the bathroom minding my own business right? and some other dude walks in and starts using the other urinal and thats cool. i finish and go to wash my hands. he does the same but when he turns on the water he like throws some on his self and jumps back as if he just got shot. he was like 'whoa! that sink is crazy bro!' and was acting super bizarre. i look down at his khakis where the "sink" got him and could tell that he pissed all over himself

f*** this planets inhabitants

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sometimes it just gets stuck in the shaft and then gets squeezed out by your pants

I empathize... somewhat

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Michael Tarver.

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and then you put on a show for a guy in the bathroom to try and cover it up?

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somebody call the brinks truck!

this is an actual issue!

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MRNlCEWATCH posted...
and then you put on a show for a guy in the bathroom to try and cover it up?

nah I am not that insecure

Woulda just owned up to my shaft being too large to and then dried myself with some paper towels

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I can't really understand the tc's post.

clearly no one here

we all scream when we pee

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which users live in the same state as you

this should answer your question

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it was w_c I think

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KingButz posted...
it was w_c I think

w_c sits down when he pees

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Mershaaay posted...
KingButz posted...
it was w_c I think

w_c sits down when he pees

LMAO

anyways if i had to take a guess i would probably say th3l3fty aka th3aspi3

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somebody call the brinks truck!

one time i was at a roller rink and i started peeing before my wang was all the way out and i kind of peed all over myself at the roller rink

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yeah i mean dont get me wrong ive done it before too we all have

but ive never seen someone try such elaborate theatrics in an attempt to make it seem like it wasnt pee...especially to someone who wouldnt have even noticed in the first place

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somebody call the brinks truck!

You take a dump. While still sitting, you piss a little after to complete the deed. Then you stand up only to realize your hose wasn't completely drained. You end up pissing all down the back of your pants. A noticeable wet spot is there on your ass for the next half hour.

This has happened to me. More than once.

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junk_funk posted...
You take a dump. While still sitting, you piss a little after to complete the deed. Then you stand up only to realize your hose wasn't completely drained. You end up pissing all down the back of your pants. A noticeable wet spot is there on your ass for the next half hour.

This has happened to me. More than once.

thats why I hang up my pants while I poop

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he wanted to pee on you sess he just couldnt get to you in time

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