Board 8 > Colombiana might be the worst movie I've ever seen.

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nope. worst movie ever. it's amazing how bad it was.

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it came out the same year as sucker punch, didn't it? talk about a race to the bottom

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eh i didn't mind it. then again i don't mind many things

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maybe i didn't mind it since i had a hot date that night and had my hands down her pants more than paying attention...

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I didn't mind it too much either, I was only half watching it though.

Seemed like a decent enough trashy action/revenge deal

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I liked it. If it's really the worst movie you've ever seen then I consider you lucky to have never seen any abominations like I have.

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you want real bad? watch zombie nation. Holy s***

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the first half was good and i was enjoying it up until the scene with between cataleya and the fbi dude

if that isn't the worst scene in cinematic history, i don't know what is.

it's just so poorly done, how did no one realize how bad that scene was

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and then the rest of the movie was really bad too

it was like one person directed the first half, and then that guy decided to let his 10 year old son direct the second half

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I've actually lived through crap like Superbabies 2, A Kid in King Arthur's Court, that extended Yu-Gi-Oh episode that's supposedly a movie and one of the many variations of Troll 3. When I was around 10, no less, and it didn't make these piles of ghost turds any better.

So Columbiana...it has to be a total scrub film to be this bad. And I don't believe it.

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Well I've seen Catwoman, Gigli, and Bug (2006) so I think I've got everyone here beat.

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is it worse than The Happening?

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Oh that reminds me, I also saw The Happening, The Village, and The Last Airbender.

Also Devil but that's a step up from those other three.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Well I've seen Catwoman, Gigli, and Bug (2006) so I think I've got everyone here beat.

I was about to mention Gigli. Glad someone else beat me to the punch.

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I saw the rifftrax of The Happening, so that doesn't count.

Hmmm worst movie I've seen theatrically, maybe Troy that was bad. Shallow Hal, The Life of David Gale, War, hmmm.

Ha I have seen a bunch of Uwe Boll movies in theaters House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, and In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. But those were all glorious.

Worst movie ever ever would probably be some VHS garbage, maybe Jade something.

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I think this is the worst movie I have ever seen

it is kind of hilarious though.

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SlymDayspring posted...
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I think this is the worst movie I have ever seen

it is kind of hilarious though.

Ha, when I load up that page I see I gave it a "6". Definitely not the worst one I've seen. It was freakin hilarious, and as I recall it had numerous hot naked chicks.

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LOL at people here posting actual movies like Gigli as the worst movie ever. Sure it's bad but at least it exists on a level beyond the deepest pit of hell.

Watch H.P. Lovecrafts The Tomb and then you can talk bad movies.

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Robazoid posted...
LOL at people here posting actual movies like Gigli as the worst movie ever. Sure it's bad but at least it exists on a level beyond the deepest pit of hell.

Watch H.P. Lovecrafts The Tomb and then you can talk bad movies.

That's just a personal taste thing. The thing though, really boring bad studio movies liek Gigli are often worse than video trash, for example while I haven't seen the movie you mentioned it probably has some hot chicks and absurd stuff or something at least unusual. So while I'm sure it's trash, moives like that are sometimes more enjoyable to poke fun at and get some entertainment out of than something like Gigli.

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Ha, when I load up that page I see I gave it a "6". Definitely not the worst one I've seen. It was freakin hilarious, and as I recall it had numerous hot naked chicks.

the hilariousness never stuck me as being intentional, though. and i don't really remember much nudity, it had these awful porn-esque interludes spliced between scenes for no reason where chicks just sucked on bananas or something, but i don't think they were actually naked. i could be wrong though, its been years.

basically it is a movie with terrible production quality that is 99% unscripted and not intentionally funny

it is like a purposeful trainwreck only it's not one you even want to stare at, you just look at it as you pass and go "huh" then move on

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I heard the 1930s Russian film "Earth" was pretty terrible.

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The Tomb is such a terrible movie that you can't even make fun of it. There is nothing hilariously bad or mildly entertaining which takes place. I don't even think it would be possible to properly describe just how empty The Tomb made me feel. It was hard to even feel angry at it, it was like the whole movie was a void where no emotion could be attributed to it

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SlymDayspring posted...
the hilariousness never stuck me as being intentional, though. and i don't really remember much nudity, it had these awful porn-esque interludes spliced between scenes for no reason where chicks just sucked on bananas or something, but i don't think they were actually naked. i could be wrong though, its been years.

There are indeed naked chicks, and well ha that does add at least a point. And personally, I don't deduce points for whether humor is intentional or not, unintentional humor is often even better.

I mean, I'm a big Schwarzenegger fan, I'm not gonna deduce points for unintentional humor in his performances, that wouldn't be right.

Robazoid posted...
The Tomb is such a terrible movie that you can't even make fun of it. There is nothing hilariously bad or mildly entertaining which takes place. I don't even think it would be possible to properly describe just how empty The Tomb made me feel.

I can believe it. Ha but then again, isn't this the feeling Gigli gives people?

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Sometimes bad movies are so bad that they're enjoyable. Paintball, for example.

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I think the difference is that I think that is legit the worst movie I have ever seen because every aspect is badly put together, but it is not my least favorite movie, which I think is what you are talking about. I actually thought it was pretty entertaining because how stupid it was. My least favorite kind of movie is generally generic, bad blockbuster studio movies like those of michael bay.

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I liked it. I thought it was pretty entertaining.

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Just a different way of looking at things I guess, a "so bad it's good" kind of movie that is entertaining while poorly made, and thus has redeeming qualities, to me I rank higher.

But speaking of Bay that remind me, Pearl Harbor how did I forget, definitely one of the worst movies I've sat through in theaters.

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Dudes, I have seen all four Scary Movies, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and
Meet the Spartans.

I have seen Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

I have seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters.

I saw... The Hottie and the Nottie.
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Okay, I'm lying. Even I didn't see that last one and I watch a lot of trash movies for the hell of it. However I was not lying about all the others. So Weaku, in conclusion, if Colombiana is truly even amongst the rank of the worst movies you have ever seen, then you are a lucky man and should probably consider going out a bit more.

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Heh, while most of those sounds pretty bad and I did find Scary Movie 2 very bad, I did kinda like the first one at the time.

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I'd rather watch bad movies that are bad, than movies that try to be profound, yet end up being terrible. Honestly speaking, the movie experience I hated the most was probably "Bobby".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_(2006_film)

That movie was ****ing horrible. And I've seen a lot of the crap you guys are posting right now.

Edit: Realized I used the same adjective about 8 times.

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thundersheep posted...
I'd rather watch terrible movies that are terrible than movies that try to be good that end up being terrible.

That's exactly how I felt about Bug (2006). The critics gave that movie a really high ranking and it is honestly the worst thing I've ever seen. I mean, I at least got a few cheap yutz out of Epic Movie, and I could stomach a movie with a horrible plot because it features hot actors or adorable little dogs, but Bug has no entertainment value whatsoever. It is... unwatchable.

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Robazoid posted...
LOL at people here posting actual movies like Gigli as the worst movie ever. Sure it's bad but at least it exists on a level beyond the deepest pit of hell.

Watch H.P. Lovecrafts The Tomb and then you can talk bad movies.

I mean, something like Plan 9 From Outer Space is probably in the running for like, objectively the worst movie of all time (that was actually made to be a hollywood movie), but people love it because of HOW bad it is.

There is nothing redeeming about something like Gigli because it's terrible, but not even close to "so bad it's good" like some other movies.

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Colombiana was pretty bad, but at least Scott Shelby was in it.

Colombiana was really terrible



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Oh that reminds me, I also saw The Happening, The Village, and The Last Airbender.

Also Devil but that's a step up from those other three.

Devil was a solid movie.

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
I saw the rifftrax of The Happening, so that doesn't count.

Hmmm worst movie I've seen theatrically, maybe Troy that was bad. Shallow Hal, The Life of David Gale, War, hmmm.

Ha I have seen a bunch of Uwe Boll movies in theaters House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, and In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. But those were all glorious.

Worst movie ever ever would probably be some VHS garbage, maybe Jade something.

Troy is literally in my Dad's top five movies. Then again, so is The Da Vinci Code, and he despises Forrest Gump, so...

the happening is a pretty solid comedy, dunno what you're on about

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