Board 8 > How big is your ass?

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Oh so jdizzy is that Joshua fella! Good deal.

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Join'd

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does the "scream when you pee" group still exist

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From: RyokIes | #103
does the "scream when you pee" group still exist

I just saw it there on the link heather posted.

So I presume yes.

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yessssss greatest fad ever

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yesss

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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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~*~*~the gist of what happened~*~*~

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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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dear god i cant believe that was two years ago already.

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Time flies when you're having...

...whatever we have here

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That was easily the most comments I have ever seen on a status, and in such short a time. Good show.

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It's even better when you consider I probably hadn't logged on in weeks. All my friends must have been like 'what the hell Jeff has a facebook life all of a sudden and it's so popular too.'

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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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Facebook is one of the sites I click on a lot, but I don't usually spend more than a few seconds at a time because there usually isn't any activity that I care about going on. There are exceptions of course.

And now our conversation there helped me go in and delete the pictures I had of... her. The more I get rid of her, the better I feel. Well sorta.

I really hate being single.

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Hey Jeff your girlfriend is pretty.

I'm jealous.

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Being single can really suck. Especially when you were incredibly close to your ex and had a great thing going on. Trust me, I've experienced it as well. Kiria and I were with eachother for years and it was the best thing I'd yet known in life. And then when I was single it was hard to get my brain off of all that.

But just like you, it seems, I eventually did. Bit by bit by bit. The sting won't go away altogether... but it will ease up. :)

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I'm perfectly aware of that. There will always be a sense of love between us. In some way this could have possibly been worse for her than me... but it was her fault and she has to live with what she did. I don't. I can just move on and find someone better. While she ruins her life. It's really sad because of how much I still care and always will, but oh well. I can't do anything about it. Hopefully she doesn't hurt herself too much now and eventually grows up.

I'll tell you what happened in a little while.

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That's the spirit. And I mean it too. Whatever happened, if it fell into such a realm as what you've vaguely described just now then the best attitude to have going forward is precisely as you've said. Doesn't take away the pain or anything but it absolutely helps. You've had a lot of time to get to where you are now and I'm sure the road's been paved with all manner of rough going but if you can type what you just typed, you're doing great. :)

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You'll hafta tell me tomorrow, I'm afraid. Gonna hit the sack. Been up wayyy too long. >_<

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Waiiiiit. I'mma type up what happened now. Stay up like 10-15 more minutes at least.

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From: Jeff Zero | #107
~*~*~the gist of what happened~*~*~

Okay so what happened was that she became friends with a guy at work. She has a lot of guy friends so it of course didn't concern me. But then she wanted to spend more time with this guy, so I got kind of concerned. I still trusted her though. And nothing was going on with him, he was just a good new friend of hers. Unfortunately I didn't listen to my instincts and realize that she had a crush on this guy. Which is fine, because that happens. However she didn't realize it. She thought he was just a friend. So she went to hang out with him one night, and drink, and made out with him and went down on him.

She told me what she did right when she came home in the morning. Only she didn't tell me it was with this guy who I was already concerned about. She said it was some other guy.

She was drunk, of course. S*** happened. We went through different stages. I didn't want to lose her, she didn't want to lose me. We were kind of on a "break" for a while because we were sure that we were still perfect for each other. But at the same time she couldn't forgive herself for what she did, she felt terrible, she told me several times that I deserved someone better. I didn't want anyone better, I wanted her. People do stupid s***, especially with alcohol, especially when they don't realize what's going on in their minds. She could have done worse but she didn't. Either way it was still pretty bad. But I was willing to get over it if she would just grow the f*** up.

For a couple months afterward it seemed like it would have worked out between us at some point. Then eventually she just realized that she can't get over or forgive herself for what she did. It's sad that it had to end this way. She was supposed to spend some time to herself and figure out who she was, grow up some. But just when I thought we were getting better, it turned out worse. She just couldn't continue on with what she had done to me, so she broke it off completely. I have only seen her once in the last few months. She came over to get the rest of her stuff and I learned that in order to distract herself she's been partying and sleeping around with guys, apparently. While I have been wasting away doing nothing with my life. All I've had is alcohol. She's been the only girl I've ever had sex with.

But... whatever. I've gotten over that, mostly gotten over her. I realize, finally, that I can do better. Just as she always thought. At this point yeah, I don't want her back. What she did to me was bad, but then she just continued to make it even worse. She didn't want to hurt me, which is why I still care about her and can only hope she doesn't hurt herself too much. I was the best guy she's ever known, there's no doubt. But I don't see us ever working out again. Maybe if she really does grow up and I have other experiences with other girls and whatnot, then maybe. But she would have to get over what she did to me, and that might be too difficult for her. So I can only hope that no matter what happens, she doesn't hurt herself too much and we both end up happy at some point.

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From: jdizzy156 | #098
https://www.facebook.com/joshua.washington1

why not

whoa Cuyamaca college. I attended Grossmont

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Ok everyone this is Bartz so just remember.

I am afraid to post my facebook here.

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So I'll post it for you!


juuuust kidding

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>.>

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Whoo, Jeff is now my new Facebook friend

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Oh man, I never got the 'wait' request and feel like a total ass now. Well anyway, reading now.

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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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S*** man, it sounds like you've got it pretty much squared away and you're just in a crummy situation but making the best of it at this point. And that's the most you can possibly do. And I know you know that but I feel like I might as well go ahead and type it anyway, you know?

I can tell you I've been in a similar enough position. An eerily close case of what you went through occurred with that girl Kiria I mentioned last night when we started spilling our guts a bit. Not literally spilling our guts of course, for those onlooking b8ers who take things too literally, since this is LiteralFAQs and all that.

But anyway, she got caught up with another guy and things happened. In our case our relationship was already kind of strained though, but we're friends again these days and sometimes we admit to eachother that part of us still feels like we're perfect for one-another. But we're both in relationships so that's... awkward and we stop talking about it.

I hope your ex finds what she's looking for out there. We're all looking for something but a lot of us just don't know it. She's looking, alright. But sleeping around might not be her ticket toward finding it. I wish her the best and of course I wish you the best. Keep it all on the up and the up.

Some drinking isn't going to kill ya, but try not to drown! :)

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Well I'm pretty much drunk every night.

So it very well could kill me if things don't start going my way at some point =/

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I've always been loath to friend other b8ers on facebook. I keep b8 separate from my personal life - although cokes and I were at the same ultimate tourney this past weekend.

Halo - it's good that you've moved past it, but how much good is all the drinking really going to do?

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None at all. It's the only way I can get to sleep though. The other night I had to be up early so I didn't drink anything. I literally got no sleep. I just laid in bed for hours. Thinking about stupid s***.

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Oh are we sharing girl troubles now what fun

If only I had a girl to share troubles about :-(

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"I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now."

You've never had a girlfriend? ...How old are you? >_>

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Never said I never had a girlfriend! It's just been a while.

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"I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now."

You didn't tell me how old you are!

Also I'm sorry. It sucks being single.

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Hmm. I have sleeping problems for sure but drinking only helps sometimes and I don't actually drink often. But I can level with you on that whole 'sometimes I just don't get any sleep' thing. It really sucks so badly when a big day is ahead of me because that happens sometimes.

Mondays I'm gone from nine in the morning until eleven at night or later and this week I didn't get any sleep going into that. Tough day, oi.

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All this in a topic titled "How big is your ass?".

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Still smilin'
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Yeah but you're happy. Even when I was happy I sometimes had trouble getting sleep, just because of regular insomnia. But then I got so used to having someone else in bed with me at night that I find it really difficult to sleep alone. Alcohol is the only way I can make sure I'll fall asleep.

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From: vcharon | #135
All this in a topic titled "How big is your ass?".

I was just thinking that too.

I'm amazed at what path such a topic has taken.

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Hey Jeff, when and how did you meet your current girlfriend?

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Jeff needs his rest for SMFFFC in the morning imo

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Still smilin'
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What the hell is SMFFFC

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ShadowHalo17 posted...
You didn't tell me how old you are!

Also I'm sorry. It sucks being single.

Oh right, I'm 26.

Also SMFFFC is the greatest Save My ever.

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"I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now."

Oh wow. I figured you were older than me, but not by four years >_>

Do you have anything to vent about? I'm a good listener and I'm actually pretty good at offering words of comfort. As is Jeff, I think.

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From: vcharon | #135
All this in a topic titled "How big is your ass?".

I... I know right. What the hell.

From: ShadowHalo17 | #136
Yeah but you're happy. Even when I was happy I sometimes had trouble getting sleep, just because of regular insomnia. But then I got so used to having someone else in bed with me at night that I find it really difficult to sleep alone. Alcohol is the only way I can make sure I'll fall asleep.

Having someone in bed definitely helps, won't deny that. Sometimes it isn't enough though. Honestly, I blame it at least in part on my ridiculously lofty dreams. I have... well. Well, I have ridiculously lofty dreams. My ambitions have always been outrageous. I feel like Caesar commenting on Alexander's statue sometimes. Plus I come from a really, really crummy kinda upbringing so I'm only just now grabbing life by the reins and I feel like such an underachiever for that even though I should feel happy about it.

But enough about me. I get what you're saying. Having a girlfriend with you would certainly help the situation. If alcohol is necessary then I'm all for it in a unique case such as yours. Drink, drink away. Just don't forget to seize those dreams o' yours as best you can.

From: ShadowHalo17 | #138
Hey Jeff, when and how did you meet your current girlfriend?

...on the internet, actually. I used to be a prominent writer on a certain website and had something of a following as a late teenager. She was one of the fine folks who really liked my stuff and we hit it off. For years I refused to act on it because I'd done long-distance before and didn't want to do so again, but when I started traveling the country she... came with me.

From: ShadowHalo17 | #140
What the hell is SMFFFC

Save My Final Fantasy Character Contest Laughing Out Loud

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ShadowHalo17 posted...
Oh wow. I figured you were older than me, but not by four years >_>

Do you have anything to vent about? I'm a good listener and I'm actually pretty good at offering words of comfort. As is Jeff, I think.

Nah, I'm generally pretty happy with my life. Very picky when it comes to dating though, so some of my drought is my own doing!

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Halo - 22
JZ - 24
Leon - 26

CASTING CALL:
Cool 20-year-old and 28-year-old for THAT 20s SHOW. Must be cool.

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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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But enough about me. I get what you're saying. Having a girlfriend with you would certainly help the situation. If alcohol is necessary then I'm all for it in a unique case such as yours. Drink, drink away. Just don't forget to seize those dreams o' yours as best you can.

i have no dreams. I've always just been the type of guy who wants to find the right girl and that's it. And I did find her. She was sure that I was the one for her before I was. So I thought it was such a sure thing that I got so invested in our relationship. She talked about marriage and kids and I went along with it. We were perfect for each other. At least I thought we were. In some way I think we still kind of are, but now with how she's been acting lately... I don't know. I just don't know. There's not much I can say now. I've gotten to the point that yeah, if she grows the f*** up and wants to really commit to me, I could completely go along with it. But at the same time I don't think she could ever really get over what she did. It's sad. I really love her and she really loves me. However, at this point, I don't see how we could possibly work out together. Maybe the future will prove otherwise. Either way... at the very least I just gotta move on right now and forget about all of this bull s***.

From: Jeff Zero | #143
...on the internet, actually. I used to be a prominent writer on a certain website and had something of a following as a late teenager. She was one of the fine folks who really liked my stuff and we hit it off. For years I refused to act on it because I'd done long-distance before and didn't want to do so again, but when I started traveling the country she... came with me.

That's awesome. I have joined a few online dating sites since... everything fell through. No luck for me, as expected. I'm a believer in the whole "old fashioned" thing. But internet has become a big part of modern life now. I don't think meeting someone that way should at all be a stigma. It can work. I wish it would even work for me right now =/

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Jeff Zero posted...
Halo - 22
JZ - 24
Leon - 26

CASTING CALL:
Cool 20-year-old and 28-year-old for THAT 20s SHOW. Must be cool.

Augh that means I'm one of the older characters on the show

How depressing

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From: Jeff Zero | #145
Halo - 22
JZ - 24
Leon - 26

CASTING CALL:
Cool 20-year-old and 28-year-old for THAT 20s SHOW. Must be cool.

But I just turned 22 yesterday. From what I can see by your facebook, you'll be 25 in August.

I'm still so damn young. I've always hated being young. I know people are always like "enjoy your youth blah blah" but... god damn, I have good memories of my childhood but I always wanted to be older. And then I finally got into a real relationship that I thought would go the distance. Then it didn't. I realize I'm still young but I just... don't care. I've always wanted to be an adult. I've always just wanted to find the right girl. Jobs mean nothing to me as long as I can find her because I really don't have any passion as far as careers go. I don't except I'll ever enjoy working.

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From: LeonhartFour | #147
Augh that means I'm one of the older characters on the show

How depressing

;_;

Well if it makes you feel better, you give some type of hope to people like me.

I guess.

You should move to St. Louis. We could be good friends and we'll wingman each other.

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I miss being younger honestly. Now that I'm out of college, I feel like I've lost touch with so many people, even with Facebook. I dunno, college was the best time of my life, so I miss it.

Also can one of the other people on the show be female?

preferably the 20-year-old

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