Board 8 > The most ridiculous thing just happened to me.

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This story needed more hot chicks, booooring.

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
This story needed more hot chicks, booooring.

I was kinda just sorta trying to only write what actually happened, sorry.

Also cyclo thank you for that website

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I don't think I look classy, I just don't like combing my hair. I have a jester hat too, but I only wear it to stuff like ren fests.

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From: MarvelousGerbil | #053
I have a jester hat too

topic over

nothing can top this

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is this princess anri

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Even I want to beat this guy up...

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Are any types of hats acceptable? I wear a baseball cap every once in a while. I have an old beanie from high school; I wear that sometimes in winter.

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saveus_Maria posted...
From: MarvelousGerbil | #053
I have a jester hat too
topic over

nothing can top this

Pssh... I have two.

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From: PurpleMonkDish | #027

this would be better with a picture of fat rapist ben roethlisberger

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I have a baseball cap, a beanie, and a fedora. One of each. I've worn the fedora in public twice but the cap and beanie many times. Actually, the fedora was a gift for my dad but it was too small for his head so I sorta took it.

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PurpleMonkDish posted...


I'm more interested in how this guy managed to make his hat morph.

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If my son ever gave me a fedora I would immediately put him up for adoption and then immediately take him back because it would probably be a felony to let another human being deal with him.

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MRNlCEWATCH posted...
If my son ever gave me a fedora I would immediately put him up for adoption and then immediately take him back because it would probably be a felony to let another human being deal with him.

Infinitely tolerant of other races and religions. Thinks gifting a hat should be a felony.

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I'm too old to be put up for adoption though. It was a birthday gift for him.

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
MRNlCEWATCH posted...
If my son ever gave me a fedora I would immediately put him up for adoption and then immediately take him back because it would probably be a felony to let another human being deal with him.

Infinitely tolerant of other races and religions. Thinks gifting a hat should be a felony.

Wears a fedora regularly. Wears a fedora regularly.

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yeah there's one

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no wonder he needs to rape chicks

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
PurpleMonkDish posted...


I'm more interested in how this guy managed to make his hat morph.

Yeah. Admittedly, it would be a lot better if the hat at the beginning was actually the same hat at the end.

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From: Ace_Killjoy | #068
Yeah. Admittedly, it would be a lot better if the hat at the beginning was actually the same hat at the end.

Oh come on. The point of that image is to say that wearing a fedora makes you look like an idiot. Who cares if the hat doesn't match.

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DeepsPraw posted...
Oh come on. The point of that image is to say that wearing a fedora makes you look like an idiot. Who cares if the hat doesn't match.

Because the type of hat is important.

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From: saveus_Maria | #055


is this princess anri

Wow...

Aside from the hat and glasses (neither of which would I ever wear), this looks almost exactly like me.

How did you even notice that?

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From: Ace_Killjoy | #068
Yeah. Admittedly, it would be a lot better if the hat at the beginning was actually the same hat at the end.
Oh come on. The point of that image is to say that wearing a fedora makes you look like an idiot. Who cares if the hat doesn't match.

My point is that if you can't keep consistency across two pictures, you're an idiot.

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Why are y'all still talking about fedoras? Less arguing, more recognizing the heroism displayed by one of our own.

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Sooooo, is Sess going to be on TV?

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I've been contacted by numerous national media outlets but I told them I would rather them not run the story as the girl's family wanted privacy.

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If the girl's father was wearing a fedora would you still respect their privacy?

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Uh, duh? I would still think he was completely socially inept and has zero style whatsoever, but I would still respect his privacy.

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What if, hypothetically, my religion required me to wear a fedora? I don't find yamakas to be particularly stylish

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
What if, hypothetically, my religion required me to wear a fedora? I don't find yamakas to be particularly stylish

I don't waste my time with hypotheticals, sorry.

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Why not, it's an easy yes or no. It would have taken less time to just answer than to say you don't waste your time with it.

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From: MarvelousGerbil | #072
My point is that if you can't keep consistency across two pictures, you're an idiot.

In this situation, there is no immediate need for consistency. If you've ever seen these "meme" images before, they're supposed to be metaphoric. "What you look like" is not literally what someone would look like if they put the hat on.

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DeepsPraw posted...
In this situation, there is no immediate need for consistency. If you've ever seen these "meme" images before, they're supposed to be metaphoric. "What you look like" is not literally what someone would look like if they put the hat on.

That particular image's message is flawed such that it needs consistency to aid its point.

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From: Princess Anri | #071
How did you even notice that?

I looked at the picture before reading what he said and I also thought the person was you. I was actually going to ask before I saw what Lisel said.

Also I'm amused at what this topic turned into considering the story in the initial post was so heroic and inspiring. Good read.

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From: ShadowHalo17 | #083
Also I'm amused at what this topic turned into considering the story in the initial post was so heroic and inspiring. Good read.

I just felt like tripling the post count. It's a UotY thing that maybe some more of you will eventually understand (like, one more of you per year).

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It disturbs me that so many of you think this stupidity is true.

The only good to come of this topic is fedoras

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Prove that it is not true (And don't give me any teapot garbage)

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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

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Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.


By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.

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SBell0105 posted...
It disturbs me that so many of you think this stupidity is true.

The only good to come of this topic is fedoras

I thought everyone was just trolling <_<

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Cobain, I am honestly moved to tears by that story. It reminds me of one I heard of recently.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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Dude if there was a shooting in a church there would have been news coverage regardless of what the family said. I'd call you stupid but there are actually people that believe you so bravo to you.

This entire tale of your heroics is fiction. Are you THAT bored?

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SBell0105 posted...
Dude if there was a shooting in a church there would have been news coverage regardless of what the family said. I'd call you stupid but there are actually people that believe you so bravo to you.

This entire tale of your heroics is fiction. Are you THAT bored?


Can't tell if serious...

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SBell0105 posted...
Dude if there was a shooting in a church there would have been news coverage regardless of what the family said. I'd call you stupid but there are actually people that believe you so bravo to you.

This entire tale of your heroics is fiction. Are you THAT bored?

They respected the wishes to keep it private after they heard about what happened. Believe it or not some people still have some decency in this world.

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From: Sir Cobain | #087
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD?

Oh God I'm rock hard @ this

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Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Darkness is eternal. You don't need a source for it, as it already exists. Light only covers it up. Once the light fades, darkness is still there. Always.

That's not meant to be a contradiction or anything... I just felt compelled to state some irrelevant stuff.

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MRNlCEWATCH posted...
They respected the wishes to keep it private after they heard about what happened. Believe it or not some people still have some decency in this world.

See, you might have the decency to keep something like that private. But the MEDIA sure doesn't give a hoot!

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Also, @ Sess's last story: I laughed so hard.

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ok the opening story wasn't very gripping but i love the one about the Navy SEAL champion

miracles do happen!

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my favorite part of that story is how the pledge was said multiple times

whoever wrote it is a genius

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now what Sbell

now what

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