Board 8 > The most ridiculous thing just happened to me.

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MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 9:35:00 AM #1:	I went to church this morning. Not because I believe or anything, but because I was really...really hungover and needed a miracle. I went there are started praying for it to go away as a last ditch effort Right before the service was about to begin a guy who looked like he was in his mid 20's sat down beside of me. He was wearing a laughably cheap suit, a fedora, and smelled like he had not bathed in weeks. It was kinda embarrassing to be seen next to him, but I did not think much of it other than that. Halfway through the service they were doing what is known as a "children's sermon", where the kids get told some simple Jesus story so their parents can get a break for two minutes. I wasn't paying attention, but the pastor (who was a female) said something like "When Jesus walked on the water, it showed how great he is compared to us. Humans could never walk on water!" All of a sudden, the guy next to me go up and spoke. He said "I believe you are ignoring the fact that the humans did not need to walk on water as they had built a boat. Humans figured out a way to travel over water in an efficient and safe manner. They had no need for such magic tricks, they had their own intelligence." He pointed to the pastor. "You...don't you know anything about your religion? Women are not to teach or even speak. And yet you do both, you hypocritical b**!" The congregation gasped. He laughed at them and said "All of you are fools. God is dead. Science has crushed religion, and you people are just to ignorant and uneducated to realize this." I finally felt the urge to say something. "It is you who is the fool here. You speak with such certainty, but you cannot prove that God does not exist with 100% confidence." He chuckled and retorted with "Idiot! You've fallen for my trap! If there was an invisible teapot that orbited Richard Dawkins that was able but unwilling to stop evil, would it make a sound?" I fell silent, unable to respond. He then pulled out a gun and pointed it at a young girl, who had to have been no older than three. "If God exists, then surely he will stop this bullet from killing this girl." We watched in horror as he pulled the trigger and shot the girl in the head at point blank range, killing her instantly. He then looked back at me and said, "Your God has been disproven before your own eyes, theist." I smirked and said, "That's funny.....last I checked I was atheist!" He gasped in amazement. I took advantage of his momentary state of shock and put him in a full nelson. More people came to help fully subdue him. The entire time he was screaming Christopher Hitchens' quotes and was yelling out the URL for reddit's atheism site. The police came and took him away, kicking and screaming the entire time. I turned around to see the entire congregation applauding me for my heroics. Everyone immediately broke into spontaneous hymn singing, and every single person there accepted Christ as their savior. How was your morning, Board 8? -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034701] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> I went to church this morning. Not because I believe or anything, but because I was really...really hungover and needed a miracle. I went there are started praying for it to go away as a last ditch effort Right before the service was about to begin a guy who looked like he was in his mid 20's sat down beside of me. He was wearing a laughably cheap suit, a fedora, and smelled like he had not bathed in weeks. It was kinda embarrassing to be seen next to him, but I did not think much of it other than that.Halfway through the service they were doing what is known as a "children's sermon", where the kids get told some simple Jesus story so their parents can get a break for two minutes. I wasn't paying attention, but the pastor (who was a female) said something like "When Jesus walked on the water, it showed how great he is compared to us. Humans could never walk on water!" All of a sudden, the guy next to me go up and spoke. He said "I believe you are ignoring the fact that the humans did not need to walk on water as they had built a boat. Humans figured out a way to travel over water in an efficient and safe manner. They had no need for such magic tricks, they had their own intelligence."He pointed to the pastor. "You...don't you know anything about your religion? Women are not to teach or even speak. And yet you do both, you hypocritical b**!" The congregation gasped. He laughed at them and said "All of you are fools. God is dead. Science has crushed religion, and you people are just to ignorant and uneducated to realize this."I finally felt the urge to say something. "It is you who is the fool here. You speak with such certainty, but you cannot prove that God does not exist with 100% confidence." He chuckled and retorted with "Idiot! You've fallen for my trap! If there was an invisible teapot that orbited Richard Dawkins that was able but unwilling to stop evil, would it make a sound?" I fell silent, unable to respond.He then pulled out a gun and pointed it at a young girl, who had to have been no older than three. "If God exists, then surely he will stop this bullet from killing this girl." We watched in horror as he pulled the trigger and shot the girl in the head at point blank range, killing her instantly. He then looked back at me and said, "Your God has been disproven before your own eyes, theist." I smirked and said, "That's funny.....last I checked I was atheist!" He gasped in amazement. I took advantage of his momentary state of shock and put him in a full nelson. More people came to help fully subdue him. The entire time he was screaming Christopher Hitchens' quotes and was yelling out the URL for reddit's atheism site. The police came and took him away, kicking and screaming the entire time.I turned around to see the entire congregation applauding me for my heroics. Everyone immediately broke into spontaneous hymn singing, and every single person there accepted Christ as their savior.How was your morning, Board 8? -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GenesisSaga 04/15/12 9:39:00 AM #2:	sesshax sesshax sesshax sesshax sesshax -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg <cite>GenesisSaga posted [p:1034702] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> sesshaxsesshaxsesshaxsesshaxsesshax -- <3 Crimmy - http://img.imgcake.com/CrimsonOcean/GenDrak0001jpgyz.jpg Thanks Drak - http://img.imgcake.com/drakeryn/genesissagajpgat.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WazzupGenius00 04/15/12 9:39:00 AM #3:	what a hero -- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest. <cite>WazzupGenius00 posted [p:1034703] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> what a hero -- [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE]If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 04/15/12 9:39:00 AM #4:	i am moved to tears -- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:1034704] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> i am moved to tears -- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gifhttp://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZaziGuado 04/15/12 9:39:00 AM #5:	I masturbated. -- snowpork I wanna be a SuperNiceDog when I grow up! <cite>ZaziGuado posted [p:1034705] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> I masturbated. -- snowporkI wanna be a SuperNiceDog when I grow up! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 04/15/12 9:41:00 AM #6:	Amazing. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg 'Every day that I get better, I watch as you get worse.' <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:1034706] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Amazing. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg'Every day that I get better, I watch as you get worse.' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rychu_supadude 04/15/12 9:42:00 AM #7:	My "morning" in a nutshell: <cite>rychu_supadude posted [p:1034707] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> My "morning" in a nutshell: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 04/15/12 9:46:00 AM #8:	From: ZaziGuado \| #005 I masturbated. In response to the topic, or is that what you did this morning? Or both? -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg 'Every day that I get better, I watch as you get worse.' <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:1034708] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> From: ZaziGuado \| #005I masturbated.In response to the topic, or is that what you did this morning?Or both? -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg'Every day that I get better, I watch as you get worse.' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 04/15/12 9:46:00 AM #9:	That wasn't even... ugh. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:1034709] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> That wasn't even... ugh. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 9:47:00 AM #10:	I'm still completely rushing on adrenaline. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034710] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> I'm still completely rushing on adrenaline. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 04/15/12 9:49:00 AM #11:	From: GenesisSaga \| #002 sesshax sesshax sesshax sesshax sesshax -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:1034711] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> From: GenesisSaga \| #002sesshaxsesshaxsesshaxsesshaxsesshax -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis 04/15/12 9:55:00 AM #12:	Might read again -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 <cite>pjbasis posted [p:1034712] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Might read again -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sir Cobain 04/15/12 9:55:00 AM #13:	nobody escapes from the masessterlock -- i consider myself a very positive influence on the youths of my community http://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg <cite>Sir Cobain posted [p:1034713] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> nobody escapes from the masessterlock -- i consider myself a very positive influence on the youths of my communityhttp://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleMonkDish 04/15/12 9:58:00 AM #14:	7/10 -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDog I like popular things \| Sens status: Good! <cite>PurpleMonkDish posted [p:1034714] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> 7/10 -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDogI like popular things \| Sens status: Good! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UberPyro64 04/15/12 10:08:00 AM #15:	This reminded me of this for some reason. -- Burning Spies is one of my Specialties! <cite>UberPyro64 posted [p:1034715] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> This reminded me of this for some reason. -- Burning Spies is one of my Specialties! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SBell0105 04/15/12 10:14:00 AM #16:	-- (\__/) (='.'=] < http://img.imgcake.com/sbellcardjpgub.jpg <cite>SBell0105 posted [p:1034716] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> -- (\__/)(='.'=] < http://img.imgcake.com/sbellcardjpgub.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 04/15/12 10:33:00 AM #17:	Holy s*... almost that exact same thing happened to me 5 years ago... only differences were: dude was wearing a NY Yankees baseball cap instead of a fedora, the girl who got shot was older (like 7 or 8), I said I was agnostic (not an atheist), I guillotine choked him instead of full nelson and it was the FBI who hauled the dude out, not the cops. That's seriously fing eerie though O_O and awesome work on your part. Religious people and atheists would agree that you certainly are a hero. There's no telling how many more innocent lives would have been taken had you not selflessly intervened. I commend you, sir -- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her.* -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:1034717] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Holy s*... almost that exact same thing happened to me 5 years ago...only differences were:dude was wearing a NY Yankees baseball cap instead of a fedora, the girl who got shot was older (like 7 or 8), I said I was agnostic (not an atheist), I guillotine choked him instead of full nelson and it was the FBI who hauled the dude out, not the cops. That's seriously f*ing eerie though O_Oand awesome work on your part. Religious people and atheists would agree that you certainly are a hero. There's no telling how many more innocent lives would have been taken had you not selflessly intervened. I commend you, sir -- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vandesdelca 04/15/12 10:40:00 AM #18:	Reminds me of when I went to church for the first time in a year. This was about 6 months ago. Same scenario pretty much. Guy pulls the gun. Says "If there's a god, he'll save this girl." But before he pulls the trigger, he's struck by lightning. The day is of course clear outside. Guy's last words were "just...a...coincidence..." <cite>Vandesdelca posted [p:1034718] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Reminds me of when I went to church for the first time in a year. This was about 6 months ago.Same scenario pretty much. Guy pulls the gun. Says "If there's a god, he'll save this girl." But before he pulls the trigger, he's struck by lightning. The day is of course clear outside. Guy's last words were "just...a...coincidence..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 04/15/12 10:40:00 AM #19:	-- http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/273/125/724.gif <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:1034719] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> -- http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/273/125/724.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 04/15/12 10:44:00 AM #20:	This story has so many holes in it. You say he was screaming the reddit atheism URL, but you didn't mention him spewing any crappy memes at all (u jelly, Y U NO, troll face, etc.) -- _foolmo_ 'he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance' - ertyu quoting Tidus <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:1034720] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> This story has so many holes in it. You say he was screaming the reddit atheism URL, but you didn't mention him spewing any crappy memes at all (u jelly, Y U NO, troll face, etc.) -- _foolmo_'he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance' - ertyu quoting Tidus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
saveus_Maria 04/15/12 10:46:00 AM #21:	some people on this board unfortunately cannot appreciate the true heroism of this tale -- http://i.imgur.com/yRias.png <cite>saveus_Maria posted [p:1034721] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> some people on this board unfortunately cannot appreciate the true heroism of this tale -- http://i.imgur.com/yRias.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 04/15/12 10:50:00 AM #22:	*saveus_Maria posted...* some people on this board unfortunately cannot appreciate the true heroism of this tale vouch -- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:1034722] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> saveus_Maria posted...some people on this board unfortunately cannot appreciate the true heroism of this talevouch -- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westbrick 04/15/12 10:52:00 AM #23:	Such legendary heroics, TC. I applaud you. -- Kobe XX http://tinyurl.com/7n46st9 <cite>Westbrick posted [p:1034723] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Such legendary heroics, TC. I applaud you. -- Kobe XXhttp://tinyurl.com/7n46st9 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimJab 04/15/12 10:56:00 AM #24:	i call BS i have never seen a female priest -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3bStVb1G_E <cite>TimJab posted [p:1034724] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> i call BSi have never seen a female priest -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3bStVb1G_E </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartOfYourWorld 04/15/12 12:45:00 PM #25:	Wait a minute, is it really that bad for a younger man to wear a fedora in public, because I've done it once or twice. I mean, I know a man gets his "badass old hats" license somewhere around age 50, but I figured younger guys could still kinda get away with it. -- Yoblazer: http://i32.tinypic.com/zlf1w7.gif Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! <cite>PartOfYourWorld posted [p:1034725] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Wait a minute, is it really that bad for a younger man to wear a fedora in public, because I've done it once or twice. I mean, I know a man gets his "badass old hats" license somewhere around age 50, but I figured younger guys could still kinda get away with it. -- Yoblazer: http://i32.tinypic.com/zlf1w7.gifWatch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 12:47:00 PM #26:	*PartOfYourWorld posted...* Wait a minute, is it really that bad for a younger man to wear a fedora in public, because I've done it once or twice. I mean, I know a man gets his "badass old hats" license somewhere around age 50, but I figured younger guys could still kinda get away with it. If you ever wear one then you should just kill yourself. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034726] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> PartOfYourWorld posted...Wait a minute, is it really that bad for a younger man to wear a fedora in public, because I've done it once or twice. I mean, I know a man gets his "badass old hats" license somewhere around age 50, but I figured younger guys could still kinda get away with it.If you ever wear one then you should just kill yourself. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleMonkDish 04/15/12 12:48:00 PM #27:	-- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDog I like popular things \| Sens status: Good! <cite>PurpleMonkDish posted [p:1034727] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDogI like popular things \| Sens status: Good! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartOfYourWorld 04/15/12 12:49:00 PM #28:	I wore it with a suit? -- Yoblazer: http://oi52.tinypic.com/ad21i1.jpg Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! <cite>PartOfYourWorld posted [p:1034728] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> I wore it with a suit? -- Yoblazer: http://oi52.tinypic.com/ad21i1.jpgWatch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 12:50:00 PM #29:	*PartOfYourWorld posted...* I wore it with a suit? Okay? -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034729] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> PartOfYourWorld posted...I wore it with a suit?Okay? -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartOfYourWorld 04/15/12 12:51:00 PM #30:	I dunno guys, I thought it looked alright. At what age is it permissible then, because I'm pretty sure older guys can get away with it. -- Yoblazer: http://i33.tinypic.com/ml36gl_th.gif Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! <cite>PartOfYourWorld posted [p:1034730] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> I dunno guys, I thought it looked alright. At what age is it permissible then, because I'm pretty sure older guys can get away with it. -- Yoblazer: http://i33.tinypic.com/ml36gl_th.gifWatch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vcharon 04/15/12 12:51:00 PM #31:	A real hero would have saved the girl too. -- Still smilin' :> <cite>vcharon posted [p:1034731] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> A real hero would have saved the girl too. -- Still smilin':> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayvuir 04/15/12 12:54:00 PM #32:	-- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.png A Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! <cite>Ayvuir posted [p:1034732] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> -- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.pngA Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HeroDelTiempo17 04/15/12 12:55:00 PM #33:	can't wait for the topic three days from now where it turns out the girl is still alive -- http://img.imgcake.com/AitchDeeTee/panicdancegifta.gif http://backloggery.com/herodeltiempo/sig.gif <cite>HeroDelTiempo17 posted [p:1034733] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> can't wait for the topic three days from now where it turns out the girl is still alive -- http://img.imgcake.com/AitchDeeTee/panicdancegifta.gifhttp://backloggery.com/herodeltiempo/sig.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 12:55:00 PM #34:	*PartOfYourWorld posted...* I dunno guys, I thought it looked alright. At what age is it permissible then, because I'm pretty sure older guys can get away with it. *PurpleMonkDish posted...* -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034734] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> PartOfYourWorld posted...I dunno guys, I thought it looked alright. At what age is it permissible then, because I'm pretty sure older guys can get away with it.PurpleMonkDish posted... -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartOfYourWorld 04/15/12 12:56:00 PM #35:	It's not a fedora, but I thought Herman Cain pulled off a pretty nice look: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YMD9VerEors/TtMJXTSZ1gI/AAAAAAAAAM4/_ISDDYVs1-Y/s400/cain-podium-fedora_sm.jpeg -- Yoblazer: http://i44.tinypic.com/5nw45i.jpg Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! <cite>PartOfYourWorld posted [p:1034735] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> It's not a fedora, but I thought Herman Cain pulled off a pretty nice look:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YMD9VerEors/TtMJXTSZ1gI/AAAAAAAAAM4/_ISDDYVs1-Y/s400/cain-podium-fedora_sm.jpeg -- Yoblazer: http://i44.tinypic.com/5nw45i.jpgWatch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punnyz 04/15/12 1:00:00 PM #36:	From: MRNlCEWATCH \| #001 "Idiot! You've fallen for my trap! If there was an invisible teapot that orbited Richard Dawkins that was able but unwilling to stop evil, would it make a sound?" I fell silent, unable to respond. He then pulled out a gun and pointed it at a young girl, who had to have been no older than three. "If God exists, then surely he will stop this bullet from killing this girl." We watched in horror as he pulled the trigger and shot the girl in the head at point blank range, killing her instantly. am I the only one that thought of YuGiOh? >_> -- http://11.media.tumblr.com/zbT6A1rVVqxv4nguoxkiISPZo1_500.jpg <cite>Punnyz posted [p:1034736] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> From: MRNlCEWATCH \| #001"Idiot! You've fallen for my trap! If there was an invisible teapot that orbited Richard Dawkins that was able but unwilling to stop evil, would it make a sound?" I fell silent, unable to respond.He then pulled out a gun and pointed it at a young girl, who had to have been no older than three. "If God exists, then surely he will stop this bullet from killing this girl." We watched in horror as he pulled the trigger and shot the girl in the head at point blank range, killing her instantly.am I the only one that thought of YuGiOh? >_> -- http://11.media.tumblr.com/zbT6A1rVVqxv4nguoxkiISPZo1_500.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quadrafecta 04/15/12 1:08:00 PM #37:	It's not a fedora, but I thought Herman Cain pulled off a pretty nice look: not sure if serious -- http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png I'm "kind of a big deal" <cite>Quadrafecta posted [p:1034737] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> It's not a fedora, but I thought Herman Cain pulled off a pretty nice look:not sure if serious -- http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.pngI'm "kind of a big deal" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 04/15/12 1:09:00 PM #38:	RIP the little girl. More people should be mourning her Not that what Sess did was not superb, however. -- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luja3sgnby1r5y9duo1_400.jpg <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:1034738] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> RIP the little girl. More people should be mourning herNot that what Sess did was not superb, however. -- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luja3sgnby1r5y9duo1_400.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRock1525 04/15/12 1:10:00 PM #39:	*Sir Cobain posted...* nobody escapes from the masessterlock I have no idea how to pronounce this. -- TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man. "You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle. <cite>TheRock1525 posted [p:1034739] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Sir Cobain posted...nobody escapes from the masessterlockI have no idea how to pronounce this. -- TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man."You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 04/15/12 1:14:00 PM #40:	mah-sess-ter-lock. MAH SESS -- "I have a place to live because of FFXI, I lost my virginity because of FFXI, and that's why it's my #5 game of all time" - RPGLord95 <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:1034740] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> mah-sess-ter-lock.MAH SESS -- "I have a place to live because of FFXI, I lost my virginity because of FFXI, and that's why it's my #5 game of all time" - RPGLord95 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 1:15:00 PM #41:	It was scary as hell. He was still firing shots while I had him in that position, and we were lucky that no one else got shot. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034741] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> It was scary as hell. He was still firing shots while I had him in that position, and we were lucky that no one else got shot. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 04/15/12 1:17:00 PM #42:	FULL NELSON!!! Also, people ITT need to learn that there is more than one style of fedora. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:1034742] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> FULL NELSON!!!Also, people ITT need to learn that there is more than one style of fedora. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force.http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRock1525 04/15/12 1:17:00 PM #43:	*XIII_rocks posted...* mah-sess-ter-lock. MAH SESS I was thinking that, but then I thought "that sounds awful." -- TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man. "You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle. <cite>TheRock1525 posted [p:1034743] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> XIII_rocks posted...mah-sess-ter-lock.MAH SESSI was thinking that, but then I thought "that sounds awful." -- TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man."You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 1:19:00 PM #44:	*Ace_Killjoy posted...* FULL NELSON!!! Also, people ITT need to learn that there is more than one style of fedora. Have you ever worn one before? -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034744] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Ace_Killjoy posted...FULL NELSON!!!Also, people ITT need to learn that there is more than one style of fedora.Have you ever worn one before? -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 04/15/12 1:20:00 PM #45:	*MRNlCEWATCH posted...* Have you ever worn one before? Not yet. I'm trying to find the right one. But it is RARE. Also, before I forget, boss job man! -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:1034745] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> MRNlCEWATCH posted...Have you ever worn one before?Not yet. I'm trying to find the right one. But it is RARE.Also, before I forget, boss job man! -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force.http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 04/15/12 1:21:00 PM #46:	I regularly wear a fedora. I like hats, but I'm not a sportsfan, so this is the best option. -- http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/273/125/724.gif <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:1034746] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> I regularly wear a fedora. I like hats, but I'm not a sportsfan, so this is the best option. -- http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/273/125/724.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drakeryn 04/15/12 1:21:00 PM #47:	When you do get your RARE FEDORA, you need to post pics of you wearing it in public. Show everyone how it's done. -- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high <cite>Drakeryn posted [p:1034747] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> When you do get your RARE FEDORA, you need to post pics of you wearing it in public. Show everyone how it's done. -- another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MRNlCEWATCH 04/15/12 1:21:00 PM #48:	*Ace_Killjoy posted...* MRNlCEWATCH posted... Have you ever worn one before? Not yet. I'm trying to find the right one. But it is RARE. Also, before I forget, boss job man! Thanks man! Also please save your money. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch! somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING <cite>MRNlCEWATCH posted [p:1034748] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> Ace_Killjoy posted...MRNlCEWATCH posted...Have you ever worn one before?Not yet. I'm trying to find the right one. But it is RARE.Also, before I forget, boss job man!Thanks man! Also please save your money. -- no more mr. nice sess....hello mr. nice watch!somebody call the brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 04/15/12 1:23:00 PM #49:	*MRNlCEWATCH posted...* Thanks man! Also please save your money. Trust me, I'm going to need to save my money, because it will likely be expensive. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:1034749] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> MRNlCEWATCH posted...Thanks man! Also please save your money.Trust me, I'm going to need to save my money, because it will likely be expensive. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force.http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quadrafecta 04/15/12 1:28:00 PM #50:	http://lonelynerdsinfedoras.tumblr.com/ -- http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png I'm "kind of a big deal" <cite>Quadrafecta posted [p:1034750] in The most r... [t:62549208]...</cite> <quote> http://lonelynerdsinfedoras.tumblr.com/ -- http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.pngI'm "kind of a big deal" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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