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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/12 7:55:00 PM
#451:


Watched Miz vs Riley.

I think Riley has been performing better than he usually does. Like, he has a moveset now, for one. That impressed me. Everything else... eh, not so much.

Miz was more impressive. He didn't suck nearly as hard as he usually does. I don't think he was particularly great, but I don't think it was quite as HYPE as Jakyl stated or a comeback or anything... but Miz was solid. If he keeps up this consistency, I'd be more likely to buy into it. It's a good start though.

Also, what's with how pale Miz is now?

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04/26/12 7:55:00 PM
#452:


I meant more like Tony Chimel and/or pre-match graphics!

I know Striker and the like reference everything!

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JaKyL25
04/26/12 7:58:00 PM
#453:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #451
Also, what's with how pale Miz is now?


Maybe spray-tanner is a non-renewable resource? Miz is depleting the reserves!

I was just really excited to see Miz build a logical and satisfying match with a storyline that paid off.

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Wanglicious
04/26/12 8:09:00 PM
#454:


also:

that no way out poster makes me now want AJ to help dragon win the match without his knowing it initially... and then little touches like her just going "Hey Daniel!" then rearranging his place. then vanishing immediatley after.

and she does this, repeatedly. just scurries in and out, stalks him. i want her to be crazy stalker AJ. that way both can be bizarre faces-but-really-heels.


and it would be amazing.

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Rad Link 5
04/26/12 8:43:00 PM
#455:


I had something like that in mind, except in my version AJ snaps entirely and starts wearing the pants in the relationship, forcing Daniel to do as she says.

I like your version a lot better.

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Wanglicious
04/26/12 8:48:00 PM
#456:


the payoff to the idea would be that someone ELSE would notice her. let's say... claudio/antonio. he'd woo her over it by bit and she'd go to him instead.

dragon however will miss the antics that his stalker did. he liked having a room that was clean and home cooked meals by a woman who loved him. and he'd actively try to get her attention but she'd be over him, because she's with a guy who both appreciates and loves her for the way she is.


and thus you'd have him be jealous and attack claudio.

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JaKyL25
04/26/12 8:52:00 PM
#457:


Maybe this can lead to a Cesaro/AJ vs. Bryan/Sara Del Rey match to tie up loose ends from across many wrestling universes.

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Wanglicious
04/26/12 8:55:00 PM
#458:


jakyl sees the way i'm thinking i see.
and punk will be on commentary for the tag match that just happens to be an inter-gender match.

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MrGreenonion
04/26/12 8:55:00 PM
#459:


From: _SecretSquirrel | #379
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Oh my god, this No Way Out poster is amazing. Too bad there isn't any words in the dictionary that I could repeat three times to sum it up.


Bryan should always wear that hat.

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JaKyL25
04/26/12 8:58:00 PM
#460:


From: Wanglicious | #458
punk will be on commentary


If this is gonna be a WWE/ROH/CHIKARA Crisis on Infinite Indies thing then I worry he'd spend half the time badmouthing CHIKARA. <_<

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Wanglicious
04/26/12 9:00:00 PM
#461:


psh, what does he look like kevin steen.

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JaKyL25
04/26/12 9:02:00 PM
#462:


Maybe CP Munk could do a run-in just to get Anaconda Vice'd.

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Wanglicious
04/26/12 9:04:00 PM
#463:


though if you really want to cross promotion this entirely.

Moxley on commentary.

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Lopen
04/26/12 9:06:00 PM
#464:


Wow if it was at all in the air before tonight it really shouldn't be anymore-- Hogan has lost all his talent on the mic. He was so boring in every segment with his "put over every champion/put over every candidate to face the champion" mode.

Also "Samoan Joe."

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Rad Link 5
04/26/12 9:06:00 PM
#465:


As much as I like the idea of a Crisis on Infinite Indies, there doesn't need to be a payoff. The rest of Daniel Bryan's career could be various levels of relationship with AJ. She'll go from meek, abused girlfriend, to emotionally unstable ex, to psychotic, maternal stalker to obsessive, cult-like worshiper, to Daniel Bryan impersonator, to a mysterious hooded entity who shows up during Daniel Bryan's matches to help him, to an absurdly pro-Bryan GM of SmackDown, etc, etc.

Or she can just be Daniel Bryan's Paul Bearer!

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Wanglicious
04/26/12 9:08:00 PM
#466:


yeah i didn't watch tna tonight because i figured hogan would be with a mic.
maybe he's too busy wondering if people can see his balls online.

anything worthwhile (aka, aries/bully segments)?

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JaKyL25
04/26/12 9:08:00 PM
#467:


From: Lopen | #465
Wow if it was at all in the air before tonight it really shouldn't be anymore-- Hogan has lost all his talent on the mic. He was so boring in every segment with his "put over every champion/put over every candidate to face the champion" mode.


$75K per appearance.

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Rad Link 5
04/26/12 9:08:00 PM
#468:


From: Lopen | #465
Hogan has lost all his talent on the mic.


http://www.zoowithroy.com/2012/04/zomg-hulk-hogan.html

This is a pretty good promo!

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JaKyL25
04/26/12 9:12:00 PM
#469:


Although to be fair, Brock is pulling in almost twice what Hogan is per appearance.

The difference is that Brock will actually wrestle sometimes.

And also probably pulls in twice as many fans as Hogan.

Even if that number is 2.

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Lopen
04/26/12 9:13:00 PM
#470:


Decent Bully Ray/Devon match. Decent tag title match.

Some hilarious stuff from Christopher Daniels backstage.

That's about it. Aries didn't even have a match :(

Lowlights include a dreadful finishing segment with Garrett/Eric, Hogan droning, a pretty boring rookie in the new blood segment. No EY/ODB segment at least! Better than Raw-- not that that's hard.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/12 10:18:00 PM
#471:


You know guys, I was really thinking.

I feel like Heathulu is some kind of joke that we need to make viral and popular amongst the internet world.

I have no idea how to make it happen though.

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04/26/12 10:25:00 PM
#472:


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Rad Link 5
04/26/12 10:30:00 PM
#473:


Wasn't someone here going to start a wrestling publication online? If that ever happens, it'd be easier to spread Heathulu.

Alternatively, we could infiltrate larger wrestling communities, gain their trust, and then introduce them to it.

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04/26/12 10:31:00 PM
#474:


the thesz press!

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ScareChan
04/26/12 10:33:00 PM
#475:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #471
You know guys, I was really thinking.

I feel like Heathulu is some kind of joke that we need to make viral and popular amongst the internet world.

I have no idea how to make it happen though.




They are doing this with a twitter war with Flo Rida

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/12 10:36:00 PM
#476:


It's just that Heath Slater doesn't get the amount of love he deserves, and this kind of meme seems like it would be the best thing to spread all the Slater love.

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Rad Link 5
04/26/12 10:37:00 PM
#477:


Right, The Thesz Press.

The perfect vehicle to bring Heathulu viral.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/12 10:42:00 PM
#478:


I mean, this song isn't even popular enough. And it's f***ing brilliant.



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JaKyL25
04/27/12 6:48:00 AM
#479:




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PrivateBiscuit1
04/27/12 6:57:00 AM
#480:


That punk ass kid no sold the GTS.

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voltch
04/27/12 6:57:00 AM
#481:


I think Bidoof was the first to come up with the term Heathulu since in b8tew we kept calling him Nega-Heath or something.

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JaKyL25
04/27/12 7:01:00 AM
#482:


http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7861414/david-stern-vince-mcmahon-lebron-james-john-cena-wwe-guide-nba

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/27/12 7:02:00 AM
#483:


lmao They're so obviously overdubbing the reaction to Daniel Bryan on Smackdown.

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voltch
04/27/12 7:04:00 AM
#484:


http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7861414/david-stern-vince-mcmahon-lebron-james-john-cena-wwe-guide-nba

Using MWC's hatred o the first two names we can already agree on that.

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JaKyL25
04/27/12 7:05:00 AM
#485:


I can't see voltch accepting the Rondo = X-Pac parallel

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voltch
04/27/12 7:08:00 AM
#486:


and you would be right jakyl.

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voltch
04/27/12 7:10:00 AM
#487:


Though would you really call the Cs the nWo when the Heat big three fit the bill just as well?

I mean Hogan and Cena are compared to each other for a reason!

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Tom Bombadil
04/27/12 7:11:00 AM
#488:


if I push Slater to enough championships in TEW it will happen

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/27/12 7:13:00 AM
#489:


I really don't want to see Big Show any longer.

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voltch
04/27/12 7:13:00 AM
#490:


where's my 9000verse draft/

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JaKyL25
04/27/12 7:13:00 AM
#491:


Oh god, the Blake Griffin = Dolph and Vinny Del Negro = Vickie paragraph was incredible.

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voltch
04/27/12 7:16:00 AM
#492:


Ya, though at a glance you'd switch a little and have Griffin be Orton and Love be Ziggler.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/27/12 7:18:00 AM
#493:


DAMIEN SANDOW DEBUTS NEXT WEEK!

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE!

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voltch
04/27/12 7:26:00 AM
#494:


hmmm, greg oden as Edge, you almost want to place Brandon Roy there instead.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/27/12 8:13:00 AM
#495:


lmao Wow. Terrible editing job at the end. Daniel Bryan walks out and it goes from "YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK" and then all of the You Suck chants disappear as they go "YES YES YES" and then they disappear again abruptly to "YOU SUCK" again.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/27/12 8:36:00 AM
#496:


WWE's Top Ten Tag Teams!

10) Dudley Boyz
9) The Wild Samoans
8) Legion of Doom
7) The Valiant Brothers
6) The British Bulldogs
5) The Hardy Boyz
4) The New Age Outlaws
3) Demolition
2) The Hart Foundation
1) Edge & Christian

Well, that was certainly a list.

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CoffeeNinjaB8
04/27/12 8:37:00 AM
#497:


Lovin E&C as #1, best tag team ever.

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voltch
04/27/12 8:38:00 AM
#498:


Eh, I wouldn't have had E&C at #1.

Top 5 yeah, but not #1.

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JaKyL25
04/27/12 8:38:00 AM
#499:


They got the top 3 absolutely right.

Dudleys and Hardys should swap.

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JaKyL25
04/27/12 8:40:00 AM
#500:


From: voltch | #498
Eh, I wouldn't have had E&C at #1.


I can agree with this though. I think the Top Three are the real Top Three, but the order can be disputed.

I personally have Demolition as #1.

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