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Lopen
04/24/12 6:18:00 AM
#251:


Mickie didn't hit them she had a nervous breakdown. Not quite the same thing.

Though that being said it's also different if it's someone you know, even in a non friendly context, and not someone on the street.

I'd feel pretty confident if I called some guy at my office I don't get along with an alcoholic repeatedly and he wasn't one he wouldn't get furious about it and attack me he'd just get irritated and blow me off. And the thing is I could literally be doing anything to badger him for the same effect so it really makes the basis of the insult kinda lose a lot of its impapct.

Like Jericho might as well just be doing the most annoying noise in the world at Punk repeatedly.

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 6:20:00 AM
#252:


I think the hard-sell with this angle as a whole is that this has been a HEEL gimmick for him for so long. Your adult casual audience doesnt connect with it and kids dont really either.

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voltch
04/24/12 6:27:00 AM
#253:


Hey guys, Punk's not even the best in North America let alone the world.

Top 10 though! So I'm top 10 in the world!!!!!! Yeah baybee!

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 6:31:00 AM
#254:


Bobby Roode NUMBER ONE.

He MAIN EVENTS their shows.

Can Punk say that?

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X_Dante_X
04/24/12 6:33:00 AM
#255:


I think I might actually watch wwe again if jericho just started randomly making the most annoying sound in the world to punk

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 6:52:00 AM
#256:


From: Lopen | #251
I'd feel pretty confident if I called some guy at my office I don't get along with an alcoholic repeatedly and he wasn't one he wouldn't get furious about it and attack me he'd just get irritated and blow me off. And the thing is I could literally be doing anything to badger him for the same effect so it really makes the basis of the insult kinda lose a lot of its impapct.


Wait...isn't this basically what Punk did last night? Had some fun with Jericho by turning his mind games against him? He didn't get angry or anything.

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DeathChicken
04/24/12 6:55:00 AM
#257:


Man, say what you will about that last segment, but Cena creeping around Brock like Jason Voorhees had just turned up with a machete ****ing ruled

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voltch
04/24/12 6:56:00 AM
#258:


Once upon a time I though Jakyl was wrong about Face Bikertaker being THAT awful.


No more.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/24/12 6:59:00 AM
#259:


I think Lopen is purposefully forgetting that Jericho also started airing Punk's dirty laundry to the entire world as well and involved his family in it too.

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Lopen
04/24/12 7:02:00 AM
#260:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #259
I think Lopen is purposefully forgetting that Jericho also started airing Punk's dirty laundry to the entire world as well and involved his family in it too.


I explicitly said that the thing was good until they diverted from that approach to the rivalry.

Like getting pissed at airing your dirty laundry totally buy this.

"You're an alcoholic" repeatedly not so much. And you can say that Punk was all giggles but he wasn't really. Last night was the only time he got anything resembling not angry about that. And he still clubbed Jericho at the end so it's not like he was totally composed either.

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 7:04:00 AM
#261:


From: voltch | #258
Once upon a time I though Jakyl was wrong about Face Bikertaker being THAT awful.


No more.


Once you get through Rebellion and Survivor Series, you don't have to deal with him anymore. He's heel by December, and much improved.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/24/12 7:06:00 AM
#262:


I'm not sure what your issue is then because every time that Jericho has taken the time to say "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC!" he's been smashing bottles over Punk's head, been involving his family, or he's been recording him and trying to make everyone believe that he's become an alcoholic.

So I'm not understanding why you have such an issue with it.

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DeathChicken
04/24/12 7:06:00 AM
#263:


Heel Bikertaker is just one amazing thing after another. Throwing Maven through a popcorn machine. Beating up David Flair while going "You have a sister don't you?"

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voltch
04/24/12 7:07:00 AM
#264:


Too bad the face version is one of the worst things ever.

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 7:09:00 AM
#265:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #262
I'm not sure what your issue is then because every time that Jericho has taken the time to say "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC!" he's been smashing bottles over Punk's head, been involving his family, or he's been recording him and trying to make everyone believe that he's become an alcoholic.

So I'm not understanding why you have such an issue with it.


Well for one thing, this week he didnt, which is what we're discussing.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/24/12 7:11:00 AM
#266:


Yeah, and was Punk pissed off?

No, he just f***ed around with Jericho and beat his ass for week's prior.

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voltch
04/24/12 7:12:00 AM
#267:


I still think its dumb Jericho's got the title shot.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/24/12 7:13:00 AM
#268:


I don't.

Jericho is buddies with Johnny Ace and Johnny Ace likes to see Punk suffer.

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voltch
04/24/12 7:17:00 AM
#269:


You like talk talk talk talk talk more than wrestling though seemslike.

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muddersmilk
04/24/12 7:18:00 AM
#270:


PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I don't.

Jericho is buddies with Johnny Ace and Johnny Ace likes to see Punk suffer.


That is pretty much all the explanation you need.

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XIII_rocks
04/24/12 7:18:00 AM
#271:


Lopen posted...
I just can't really feel Punk legitimately getting angry about this. When Jericho was insulting his family? Yeah, definitely. But like the whole "you're an alcoholic just admit it" thing he should be laughing it off. Like I wasn't just pulling out some random bad angle when I compared it to Piggy James, they're really similar to me in some ways at this point.

Jericho: You're an alcoholic
Punk: I'm not an alcoholic but NOW I'M MAD


I think the whole "beat Punk over the head with a glass bottle and douse him in alcohol" might have something to do with it. It's not just "call him an alcoholic", it is "say his alcoholism is inevitable, and that it is all his father's fault".

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 7:20:00 AM
#272:


From: muddersmilk | #270
That is pretty much all the explanation you need.




Yeah but he had to earn his previous shot.

EDIT: Ironically id buy the feud more if the title WERENT on the line.

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voltch
04/24/12 7:21:00 AM
#273:


From: edwardsdv | #272
Yeah but he had to earn his previous shot.

EDIT: Ironically id buy the feud more if the title WERENT on the line.



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DeathChicken
04/24/12 7:22:00 AM
#274:


I just wonder where this no drinking rule was when Stone Cold was drinking on *every single show*

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 7:32:00 AM
#275:


It was clearly implemented because of stone cold

he was grandfathered in!

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/24/12 7:41:00 AM
#276:


Oh god, my buddy just compared the Brock Lesnar promo last night to Mojo Jojo. XD

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ninkendo
04/24/12 7:42:00 AM
#277:


watching the taping of last night's RAW now

crazy seeing myself on TV pretty much every time they get a shot of the top of the ramp when someone is talking

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:18:00 AM
#278:


Hey, Chris Jericho has earned his title shot. He has beaten such top contenders as...Kofi Kingston.

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Lopen
04/24/12 8:20:00 AM
#279:


Speaking of Kofi Kingston that was the only good part of Raw, Kofi vs Jericho.

Kinda made me sad Kofi's so irrelevant these days. Here I thought he was killed by having the belts as a place holder but apparently he's doomed for irrelevance regardless, they just go to him to die.

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:22:00 AM
#280:


In all honesty though, who WOULD be the rightful #1 contender right now?

(Let's pretend Kane is a SD guy right now because it's probably him otherwise)

Cena lost to Rock and Lord Tensai

Miz has beaten...Ryder?

Truth just lost to Lord Tensai

Kofi keeps losing to Jericho

Dolph keeps getting sidetracked in tag stuff

If not Jericho, then the top contender would have to be either Santino or Lord Tensai.

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DeathChicken
04/24/12 8:23:00 AM
#281:


I think Kofi is also the first person to actually tap out to the Walls in like, years

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Lopen
04/24/12 8:23:00 AM
#282:


I'm all for THE LORD getting a title shot

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 8:25:00 AM
#283:


ADR logically could have gone for Punk and challenged Jerico for the #1 contendership.

Also this was bearing itself out with Henry being the rightful #1 contender.

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muddersmilk
04/24/12 8:25:00 AM
#284:


EDIT: Ironically id buy the feud more if the title WERENT on the line.

Yeah, the title is really unnecessary here.

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:26:00 AM
#285:


Henry was the rightful #1 Contender (despite being a SD guy), but then he lost.

I mean, Jericho lost too, but he's been winning in the meantime to re-establish himself.

ADR is now technically a SD guy so he's off the board.

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voltch
04/24/12 8:26:00 AM
#286:


Yeah Kofi's grown on me, this may or may not be because of JoMo sucking so bad at the end but yeah i like Kofi more than say Evan Bourne.

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:27:00 AM
#287:


From: muddersmilk | #284
Yeah, the title is really unnecessary here.


Well aside from the fact that it's the motive behind the entire feud.

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 8:30:00 AM
#288:


From: Jakyl25 | #285
Henry was the rightful #1 Contender (despite being a SD guy), but then he lost.

I mean, Jericho lost too, but he's been winning in the meantime to re-establish himself.

ADR is now technically a SD guy so he's off the board.


Come on now.

Really?

Hes an SD guy?

Youre gonna play the brand-sep card when you JUST admitted that it didnt matter.

Hell Henry was an SD guy til he conveniently beat Punk!

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:31:00 AM
#289:


From: Lopen | #279
Speaking of Kofi Kingston that was the only good part of Raw, Kofi vs Jericho.

Kinda made me sad Kofi's so irrelevant these days. Here I thought he was killed by having the belts as a place holder but apparently he's doomed for irrelevance regardless, they just go to him to die.


Kofi is the modern day JYD: super popular upper-midcarder Jobber to the Stars.

He exists in a stasis to be in position to make a heel look title-ready when a heel needs credibility.

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edwardsdv
04/24/12 8:31:00 AM
#290:


From: muddersmilk | #284
EDIT: Ironically id buy the feud more if the title WERENT on the line.

Yeah, the title is really unnecessary here.


I legit thought Henry was gonna win last week.

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voltch
04/24/12 8:32:00 AM
#291:


JYD had a better theme than Kofi and a cartoon!

But JYD still won the Wrestling Classic! Kofi hasn't won the KotR yet.

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:32:00 AM
#292:


From: edwardsdv | #288
Come on now.

Really?

Hes an SD guy?

Youre gonna play the brand-sep card when you JUST admitted that it didnt matter.

Hell Henry was an SD guy til he conveniently beat Punk!


It doesn't matter, but I assume Ace wouldn't have gone through the trouble of doing the paperwork to make ADR a SmackDown guy if he was just gonna turn around and have him fight for the Raw title. <_<

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:37:00 AM
#293:


Wait, I guess we shouldn't be throwing around the terms "Raw guys" as opposed to "SD guys."

It should be "Monday Night Raw starring Brock Lesnar guys"

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ninkendo
04/24/12 8:39:00 AM
#294:


I'm fully expecting a modified RAW opening next week with Brock in the place of every wrestler

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 8:40:00 AM
#295:


Maybe he'll even be covering the Nickelback song lyrics.

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DeathChicken
04/24/12 8:41:00 AM
#296:


It'll be a lazy photoshopped Brock head on every wrestler. Brock's head on Miz. Brock's head on Beth

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/24/12 9:15:00 AM
#297:


And then after all of that effort is made... Brock doesn't even show up to that RAW.

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 10:02:00 AM
#298:


As I was saying in the chat last night, while the execution was pretty bad, I do really like what they're attempting to do with Brock vs. Cena.

It's the total contrast to Rock vs. Cena, and intentionally so IMO.

It's debatable whether or not they NEED these tangible Brock demands in order to sell the idea of there being a legitimate difference whether Cena is the Face of WWE or Brock, but I do think it helps drive the point home.

Brock Lesnar is basically everything Cena (in the end wrongly) accused Rock of being, but hyper-ized. There's no facade. There's no illusion. He's here for the fame and fortune, and nothing else.

Cena, for his part, actually is making his inability to emote work. The loss to Rock actually rattled his foundation, and now he's stuck in some sort of weird limbo trying to find his identity. It's like his body is just coasting while his mind struggles for the answer. His response to Edge's promo last night was perfect in its impotence, as was his feeble attempt at "waking up" by coming to the ring with a chain but being otherwise timid. A cosmetic change isn't what Edge was talking about, and the chain was clearly not an effective placebo. He's still so lost, and at the worst possible time.

This is all setting up Rock's return really well, to fully vindicate himself and debunk all of Cena's allegations by dethroning this avaricious beast and taking the mantle Cena has failed to claim, the mantle that was always rightfully Rock's.

At Extreme Rules the Steward of WWE will fall, and within the next year we will see the Return of the King.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/24/12 10:08:00 AM
#299:


That's interesting Jakyl.

But probably nothing anyone in creative thought about.

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JaKyL25
04/24/12 10:12:00 AM
#300:


FOOL OF A TOOK

But I really can't help but just FEEL the undertones when Brock says stuff like "The only reason Cena was the face of WWE is because I was gone" when Rock left at the EXACT SAME PPV BROCK DID.

They are SO setting Rock up as the conquering hero here, and if his schedule allows him to even work a Brock schedule next year, it would be the greatest comeback in wrestling history outside of HBK.

I mean, Brock and Rock both leaving at WM XX, the same show where Cena broke through as a future star, and now 8 years later we have this triumvirate of guys essentially warring with each other meta-textually about who those 8 years rightfully belonged to...fictional truth is sometimes stranger than fictional fiction I guess.

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