Board 8 > "Mach Man" Randy Savage took Stephanie McMahon's virginity?

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 9:59:00 AM
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Just read it in this:

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7861414/david-stern-vince-mcmahon-lebron-james-john-cena-wwe-guide-nba



Please God tell me this is true with an OHHH YEAHHHH

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Inviso
04/30/12 10:04:00 AM
#2:


Mach?

For shame.
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PartOfYourWorld
04/30/12 10:04:00 AM
#3:


It's been a rumor for years. She was also rumored to have been like 14 at the time, so... umm... yea
















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Mershaaay
04/30/12 10:07:00 AM
#4:


PartOfYourWorld posted...
It's been a rumor for years. She was also rumored to have been like 14 at the time, so... umm... yea

This makes me respect him so much more

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Icon Tang
04/30/12 10:10:00 AM
#5:


Mach Man would be a better partner for Bob Holly than the 1-2-3 Kid ever was.

also, probably not.

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JaKyL25
04/30/12 10:11:00 AM
#6:


ALLEGEDLY

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JaKyL25
04/30/12 10:11:00 AM
#7:


Also he ALLEGEDLY got both her and Shane into cocaine.

ALLEGEDLY

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PartOfYourWorld
04/30/12 10:13:00 AM
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From: Jakyl25 | #007
Also he ALLEGEDLY got both her and Shane into cocaine.

ALLEGEDLY


god I love pro wrestling

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 10:15:00 AM
#9:


Jakyl25 posted...
Also he ALLEGEDLY got both her and Shane into cocaine.

ALLEGEDLY


What an awesome dude, deflowering your boss's daughter and turning her into a cokehead

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StifledSilence
04/30/12 10:16:00 AM
#10:


HE MADE HER SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAH!

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JaKyL25
04/30/12 10:25:00 AM
#11:


If you want something closer to concrete evidence to support the hearsay, ex-writers have said that they were specifically told "DO NOT ever suggest Randy Savage when it comes time to come up with the Hall of Fame class for any given year. He's off limits."

They were never given specific reasons as to why, just that Vince is so vehemently against the idea that it would be bad for your career to suggest it to him. For some reason.

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Dark Young Link
04/30/12 10:26:00 AM
#12:


Mershaaay posted...
PartOfYourWorld posted...
It's been a rumor for years. She was also rumored to have been like 14 at the time, so... umm... yea

This makes me respect him so much more


....Why?

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 11:26:00 AM
#13:


Dark Young Link posted...
Mershaaay posted...
PartOfYourWorld posted...
It's been a rumor for years. She was also rumored to have been like 14 at the time, so... umm... yea

This makes me respect him so much more

....Why?


f****ing your billionaire boss's underage daughter / doing lines off of her ass is possibly the most alpha thing I have ever heard

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 11:27:00 AM
#14:


Jakyl25 posted...
If you want something closer to concrete evidence to support the hearsay, ex-writers have said that they were specifically told "DO NOT ever suggest Randy Savage when it comes time to come up with the Hall of Fame class for any given year. He's off limits."

They were never given specific reasons as to why, just that Vince is so vehemently against the idea that it would be bad for your career to suggest it to him. For some reason.


That amuses me because as far as I know, there is no overt reason to not include him in the HOF (it's not like he was juicing more than the average wrestler, doing more coke than the average wrestler, or plotting against Vince on TV or something)

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RPGLord95
04/30/12 11:28:00 AM
#15:


MachBRO Man

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AlphaRayAllen
04/30/12 1:09:00 PM
#16:


F***ing underage girls isn't so good.

But considering who her father is, I don't really care.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
04/30/12 1:10:00 PM
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yeah, this was the thing that made Vince hate Macho Man

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DeathChicken
04/30/12 1:12:00 PM
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There was also that weird moment when Vince announced Macho Man had left the WWF, where he looked like he was crying

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 1:13:00 PM
#19:


DeathChicken posted...
There was also that weird moment when Vince announced Macho Man had left the WWF, where he looked like he was crying

link?

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 1:14:00 PM
#20:


Also I always thought Macho Man wasn't in the HoF because he demanded the whole "Savage" family be inducted with him?

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DeathChicken
04/30/12 1:15:00 PM
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Don't have one, but it was the Raw right when he left

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JaKyL25
04/30/12 1:20:00 PM
#22:


From: Mershaaay | #020
Also I always thought Macho Man wasn't in the HoF because he demanded the whole "Savage" family be inducted with him?


That's true, but that didn't stop them from inducting the whole goddamn Von Erich family just to get a couple of them in there.

Savage's father and brother may not be objectively deserving, but they're not SO atrocious that they would, like, devalue the entire Hall.

(and it's the Poffo family, btw. Randy was the only one that used "Savage.")

And that doesn't account for the claims that Vince would potentially blow up at you if you suggested it. There are other guys who won't go into the Hall for various reasons (most notably Bruno Sammartino) who should be in there, but they're free to be suggested.

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TheBumKing
04/30/12 1:29:00 PM
#23:


From: Mershaaay | #013
f****ing your billionaire boss's underage daughter / doing lines off of her ass is possibly the most alpha thing I have ever heard


Yeah, because being a total douche to impress the mentally inept is so important in life. My roommate is one of those types and it really gets old. F***ups who don't know how to do drugs in moderation, spend way too many years to get their accounting credits (ironic because he blows his money so fast), and don't know how to do anything with a girl besides lie and have sex.. getting to know them you see they're empty insecure people trying to prove themselves to everyone but gaining nothing meaningful for themselves. They just don't know how to deal with people normally and it's always some big phony narcissistic show.

It isn't very impressive.

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Accel_R8
04/30/12 1:40:00 PM
#24:


TheBumKing posted...
From: Mershaaay | #013
f****ing your billionaire boss's underage daughter / doing lines off of her ass is possibly the most alpha thing I have ever heard
Yeah, because being a total douche to impress the mentally inept is so important in life. My roommate is one of those types and it really gets old. F***ups who don't know how to do drugs in moderation, spend way too many years to get their accounting credits (ironic because he blows his money so fast), and don't know how to do anything with a girl besides lie and have sex.. getting to know them you see they're empty insecure people trying to prove themselves to everyone but gaining nothing meaningful for themselves. They just don't know how to deal with people normally and it's always some big phony narcissistic show.

It isn't very impressive.


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Sir Cobain
04/30/12 1:42:00 PM
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where is that one page that was full of backstage rumors?

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/30/12 1:52:00 PM
#26:


TheBumKing posted...
From: Mershaaay | #013
f****ing your billionaire boss's underage daughter / doing lines off of her ass is possibly the most alpha thing I have ever heard
Yeah, because being a total douche to impress the mentally inept is so important in life. My roommate is one of those types and it really gets old. F***ups who don't know how to do drugs in moderation, spend way too many years to get their accounting credits (ironic because he blows his money so fast), and don't know how to do anything with a girl besides lie and have sex.. getting to know them you see they're empty insecure people trying to prove themselves to everyone but gaining nothing meaningful for themselves. They just don't know how to deal with people normally and it's always some big phony narcissistic show.

It isn't very impressive.


What else are you supposed to do with girls besides lie to them and f*** them?

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SmartMuffin
04/30/12 1:57:00 PM
#27:


What else are you supposed to do with girls besides lie to them and f*** them?

Come on sess. I figured you were alpha enough to tell women to their face that you were using them and they let you do it anyway.

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MZero11
04/30/12 1:59:00 PM
#28:


From: Mershaaay | #013
f****ing your billionaire boss's underage daughter / doing lines off of her ass is possibly the most alpha thing I have ever heard


From: MRNlCEWATCH | #026
What else are you supposed to do with girls besides lie to them and f*** them?


Wouldn't expect anything less from Knicks fans!

sorry that was uncalled for

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whatisurnameplz
04/30/12 2:34:00 PM
#29:


****ing 14 year old girls shows that you don't have the skill to get adult women into having sex with you.

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:35:00 PM
#30:


TheBumKing posted...
From: Mershaaay | #013
f****ing your billionaire boss's underage daughter / doing lines off of her ass is possibly the most alpha thing I have ever heard
Yeah, because being a total douche to impress the mentally inept is so important in life. My roommate is one of those types and it really gets old. F***ups who don't know how to do drugs in moderation, spend way too many years to get their accounting credits (ironic because he blows his money so fast), and don't know how to do anything with a girl besides lie and have sex.. getting to know them you see they're empty insecure people trying to prove themselves to everyone but gaining nothing meaningful for themselves. They just don't know how to deal with people normally and it's always some big phony narcissistic show.

It isn't very impressive.


wow speaking of insecurity...

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MRNlCEWATCH
04/30/12 2:35:00 PM
#31:


whatisurnameplz posted...
****ing 14 year old girls shows that you don't have the skill to get adult women into having sex with you.

I'm sure randy savage had a ton of difficulty getting women

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whatisurnameplz
04/30/12 2:38:00 PM
#32:


From: MRNlCEWATCH | #031
I'm sure randy savage had a ton of difficulty getting women


Then why would he do what he did? Just to piss of Vince and show that he's a scumbag?

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JaKyL25
04/30/12 2:40:00 PM
#33:


The timing of the ALLEGED relationship just about lines up to when he and his wife Elizabeth were starting to have marital issues before their divorce.

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TheBumKing
04/30/12 2:40:00 PM
#34:


From: SmartMuffin | #027
What else are you supposed to do with girls besides lie to them and f*** them?

Come on sess. I figured you were alpha enough to tell women to their face that you were using them and they let you do it anyway.


lol... that would be more alpha for sure..

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beta is better! isn't charlie or delta..
still get action and grades without being a selfish and empty hedonist :P

From: whatisurnameplz | #032
Then why would he do what he did? Just to piss of Vince and show that he's a scumbag?


basically. why assume he possesses reason?


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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:40:00 PM
#35:


whatisurnameplz posted...
From: MRNlCEWATCH | #031
I'm sure randy savage had a ton of difficulty getting women
Then why would he do what he did? Just to piss of Vince and show that he's a scumbag?


because it's awesome to f*** someone who is that powerful's daughter

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:42:00 PM
#36:


TheBumKing posted...
beta is better! isn't charlie or delta..
still get action and grades without being a selfish and empty hedonist :P


XFD this beta is actually bragging about getting good grades and comparing it to getting girls

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:44:00 PM
#37:


TheBumKing posted...
No.. getting both. That way the future is at least somewhat involved :P

literally getting mad at randy savage to the point of a long rant on a video game message board

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TheBumKing
04/30/12 2:45:00 PM
#38:


No.. getting both. That way the future is at least somewhat involved :P
Might be 7s and not 10s, but, whatever.
10s are usually pretty stupid. I don't know why.

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whatisurnameplz
04/30/12 2:47:00 PM
#39:


From: Mershaaay | #035
because it's awesome to f*** someone who is that powerful's daughter


Would it be awesome if you were in his position and he tried to get you under arrest for rape, and you lost the court case?

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:47:00 PM
#40:


oh wait is this joyrock?

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TheBumKing
04/30/12 2:48:00 PM
#41:


I type quickly, and I don't get emotional over a board. So it isn't really long to me... but nice try:
Might be more than just one witty sentence, but I've got something called depth.
Sorry you can't relate ;)

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:48:00 PM
#42:


whatisurnameplz posted...
From: Mershaaay | #035
because it's awesome to f*** someone who is that powerful's daughter
Would it be awesome if you were in his position and he tried to get you under arrest for rape, and you lost the court case?


The Macho Man did not get charged with anything

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KingButz
04/30/12 2:51:00 PM
#43:


From: whatisurnameplz | #032
Then why would he do what he did? Just to piss of Vince and show that he's a scumbag?




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whatisurnameplz
04/30/12 2:51:00 PM
#44:


From: Mershaaay | #042
The Macho Man did not get charged with anything


Just because he didn't, doesn't mean he couldn't have.

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:53:00 PM
#45:


whatisurnameplz posted...
From: Mershaaay | #042
The Macho Man did not get charged with anything
Just because he didn't, doesn't mean he couldn't have.


I fail to see your point


He banged Stephanie McMahon, who is not only stunningly hot (at least from what I remember a decade ago), but the daughter of his billionaire boss.

There is nothing more alpha than this.

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TimJab
04/30/12 2:54:00 PM
#46:


just another in a long list of reasons why macho man is the ****ing greatest

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TimJab
04/30/12 2:56:00 PM
#47:


"Once, with WCW's entire roster on a charter plane experiencing EXTREME turbulence - a few girls were CRYING, a few guys were SHAKING - Randy broke the tension by saying, 'Just think of the rating the memorial show's gonna draw, boys - OOOH, YEAH!' "

so ****ing awesome

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whatisurnameplz
04/30/12 2:56:00 PM
#48:


From: Mershaaay | #045
I fail to see your point


He banged Stephanie McMahon, who is not only stunningly hot (at least from what I remember a decade ago), but the daughter of his billionaire boss.

There is nothing more alpha than this.


If it was when she was 18 or older, there wouldn't be a problem.
The difference is that she isn't 18 or older.

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TheBumKing
04/30/12 2:57:00 PM
#49:


From: Mershaaay | #045
There is nothing more alpha than this.


I don't disagree.
Even if it did go the other way (was charged) and he did go to jail, what he DID was very alpha.
If it was worth it or how life plays out after might not be the same though... but that's besides the point of the past.

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Mershaaay
04/30/12 2:58:00 PM
#50:


TimJab posted...
"Once, with WCW's entire roster on a charter plane experiencing EXTREME turbulence - a few girls were CRYING, a few guys were SHAKING - Randy broke the tension by saying, 'Just think of the rating the memorial show's gonna draw, boys - OOOH, YEAH!' "

so ****ing awesome


oh my god

he probably didn't even notice the turbulence because that's how he feels every waking moment

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