Board 8 > This is literally the longest anyone has tried to sex me on Omegle

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I don't know what is and isn't supposed to be censored, so I just censored everything that was even mildly inappropriate.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 17 f russia

You: for you?

You: asl?

Stranger: 16 m usa

Stranger: u *****?

You: i am of hornless

You: what is meaning?

You: forgives, english not best

Stranger: are u sexually aroused?

You: sexually aroused?

You: i am female

Stranger: (explicit statement inquiring as the excitement status of female body part)?

You: nipples are here, yes

Stranger: is ur ****** ###? (this word was spelled wrong, btw)

You: it is snow

You: is ur virginia wet?

Stranger: i dont have one

You: no virginia?

You: i taught two virginias in usa

Stranger: not virginia ****** (spelled right this time)

You: oh excuse me

You: i thought virginia

Stranger: its ok

You: is ur ****** ### than?

Stranger: i dont have one im a guy

You: my friend go west ****** for vacation and say very wet. always rain.

Stranger: the thing inbetween ur legs

You: oh my blargenskiel

Stranger: what?

You: blargenskiel?

You: i do not know word

You: it mean

You: like american underwears?

Stranger: what does it mean?

Stranger: what goes in underwears

You: it only wet when scared

Stranger: do u touch it?

You: wet underwears?

You: no not usual

You: is this custom in usa?

Stranger: what does it cover?

Stranger: ur privet parts

Stranger: (explicit asking me if I would do something to my something; with fingers spelled as fingures)

You: i do not know meaning

You: fingures?

You: is for eating?

Stranger: they are on ur hand

You: eat my hand?

You: no not usual

Stranger: no no no

You: we eat cows

You: are my favorites

Stranger: take ur hand and put it in ur underwear

You: ok i guess

You: hold on let me get it

You: it in other room

Stranger: send me a picture of it

You: k im baaackt

Stranger: did u do it?

You: i gots underwearsr onb each handd

You: hards to typper

Stranger: no the ones u are wearing stick ur hand in those while u are still wearing them

You: youu usa havre werid custtoms

Stranger: just try it

You: just try it what

You: i took off hand underwears

You: not easy to type with forgives me please

Stranger: to put ur hand in ur pants

Stranger: inbetween ur legs

You: oh pants?

You: k i be back

You: pants in other room too

Stranger: no no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: asdfdsafojihv saihrde8i

Stranger: what?

You: gtyy use sewfvhik

Stranger: take the pants off ur hands

You: sorry how to type with pants on hands?

You: is mysterious to me

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That guy.

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I'm sorry, that is just too painful to fully read.

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and yet you were the one pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl

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From: saveus_Maria | #005
and yet you were the one pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl

I don't see what's the problem with playing with idiots feelings.

It's hilarious sometimes, no wonders girls do it all the time.

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From: Ayuyu | Posted: 5/8/2012 12:20:12 AM | #008
I don't see what's the problem with playing with idiots feelings.

It's hilarious sometimes, no wonders girls do it all the time.

how is this playing with anyone's feelings

it's not like faking a relationship, it's just some horny dude wanting you to make his night

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Ayuyu posted...
From: saveus_Maria | #005
and yet you were the one pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl
I don't see what's the problem with playing with idiots feelings.

It's hilarious sometimes, no wonders girls do it all the time.

I disagree with the first part, as for the second part how could girls do it? As long as they're giving some sort of attention to the male, well ha the male is getting something out of it.

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I sure bet this guy ended up feeling angry or at least frustrated.

Unless it was trolls trolling trolls.

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Maybe his fetish is disinterested sarcastic young russian girls, if so he probably had plenty of fuel to go with. =P

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I think this warrants a round of applause

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angry I highly doubt it

who the hell cares about frustrating someone

they just go "damn, guess I gotta go fap elsewhere" and go on their merry way until it "pays off"

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I realize I am not innocent in this, but, in my defense, I am a jerk.

There is more, but I don't feel like censoring it for safeties sake.

He does go to a translating website to try and start talking to me in Russian though.

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Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."

well I don't think pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl to strangers on the internet is really a 'jerk' thing to do

more or less just a creepy thing to do

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Am I the only one who laughed way too hard at this?

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oh I don't think anything against you doing this, it's funny

it's just ayuyu's being dumb because... ayuyu

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From: GenesisTwilight | #018
Am I the only one who laughed way too hard at this?

I don't think it's possible to laugh 'too hard' at it.

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saveus_Maria posted...
well I don't think pretending to be a 17 year old russian girl to strangers on the internet is really a 'jerk' thing to do

more or less just a creepy thing to do


It's definitely not creepy to mess with people on Omegle. Just fun.

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From: GuessMyUserName | #010
how is this playing with anyone's feelings

it's not like faking a relationship, it's just some horny dude wanting you to make his night

are we not going to comment on this

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This wasn't funny on either side

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From: Suprak the Stud | #001
You: it only wet when scared

I don't know how you even think to say this.

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From: GaryOak151 | #025
are we not going to comment on this

It's too easy

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From: foolm0ron | #029
It's too easy

the b8 of old wouldnt have let that go

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