Boko United Title:Champion X_Dante_X v. Sir Chris Chris' previously earned title shot will be the first ever defense of this illustrious and prestigious championship! What a great way to headline the best show in UCA!
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B8UCA Tag Team Titles:Champions Whiskey on the Rocks (XIII/Nick) v. ctes and King Chronic Just a bit of fun with our "dominant" tag team champs before our big title match next week! After all, I won't be able to do this after then! Y'know, since NLK will be champs and all.
B8UCA Interboardinental Championship:Champion Regaro_Ukiera v. ZaziGuado Welcome to COMBAT bro. And yes Reg, you are somehow still champion for reasons I cannot begin to fathom.
MELEE MAYHEM Cage Match:Champion BEAR v. jdizzy156 Welcome to COMBAT bro. Can you end the long-awaited reign of BEARTERROR before it starts? Votes on :X0 count double.
#1 Contender: AlecTrevelyan006 v. JeffreyRaze I feel like having an IB Title match at Modern Warfare! But who's up to the challenge?
The Most Dominant: No Lynch Kru (Tom/Wigs) v. Koala and ertyu This is only a fraction of the beating we're gonna lay on WotR next COMBAT!
I Can't Believe It's Not Ruin: edwardsdv v. Dr_Football Well, eddv is doing his own thing and therefore I can't have him help beat up Team XIII in the War Games match. I can't even have him beat up WotR tonight because they are too busy whining about having to actually defend the belts! The next best thing is Football, who seems like he's up to something or other.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring holding a microphone and carrying what appears to be a picnic basket.]
After multiple brutal attacks by a bear, it seems Bombadil is giving me the night off. I appreciate the chance to recuperate. Especially since I'm about ready to take the fight to my would-be enemy.
The time's not quite right. But you're all going to hear straight from the devil's mouth who is behind this. And when this coward is exposed, I will take what's most important to him, just like he tried to take my good health.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[Rad Link 5 places the picnic basket in the center of the ring and hurriedly escapes through the crowd.]
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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i56.tinypic.com/9lh3t3.jpg
*emerges from the crowd and pounces the picnic basket placed in the ring, carefully removing the sandwiches and other food items from within, and tearing into them like a starved beast*
Now Mr. Bombadil I know you are probably trying to protect your Executive Vice President of Talent Relations, but we both know I should be the first person to face the wrath of Bear. Not only am I the one who decided to put him in the title match, but I am also the person who came in 2nd in that 4 way match.
I would like to vote for Dante ctes/Chronic Zazi BEAR Alec Tom/Wigs Football
-- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.