Board 8 > Guy tries to rob his girlfriend and fails, wants advice.

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http://shoryuken.com/forum/index.php?threads/i-tried-to-rob-my-girlfriend-for-money-but-failed-help.160386/

i've been dating this girl for about 8 months and everything is great. she always buys me gifts, takes me out to nice dinners and takes me on small vacations. she's pretty wealthy since she's a nurse practitioner and makes around 180,000 a year before taxes.

anyways, i'm kind of desperate for money but she doesn't know this and I felt too embarrassed to tell her so I decided to rob her. I know it sounds like a stupid plan but she's not that cautious with her money because she stores a lot of cash in a safe in her attic, so I figured it'd be pretty easy to steal. I initially tried to get her to take me up to the attic so I could see the safe but she kept refusing and told me I don't need to go up there, so I couldn't get it that way.

Eventually, I was desperate enough for the money that I decided to buy a ski mask and act like a burglar and steal the money through force. I know this sounds extreme but I really needed the money and this was the only way I knew how to get it. I wound up storming through her front door and demanded her to take me up to the attic to the safe and she seemed pretty scared and I felt bad but the problem is she's pretty strong, so when I grabbed her and forced her towards the attic, she fought back and sort of took my mask half off and I freaked out that she might find out it's me, so I just ran out of there as fast as I could.

I failed to get any money and I know she probably called the police. Should I even bother seeing her again? or should I risk it and go over there and see if she's alright? do you think she'll press charges if she finds out it was me? I really do care about her and I feel bad about this. this happened 6 days ago, if it matters

tl;dr I have a rich girlfriend and I attempted to rob her but failed

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.....what

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what a wuss. a real man would have done the same exact thing but it would have ended with roleplay sex.

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i knew people in the fgc were idiots, but this takes the cake.

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That was a great story. I've never even heard it before. Points for originality.

Fake

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I initially tried to get her to take me up to the attic so I could see the safe but she kept refusing and told me I don't need to go up there, so I couldn't get it that way.

I'd laugh if this actually worked, then when cash is missing his girlfriend comes directly to him because he's the only other person that knows about the safe.

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Fake

i dunno...there are some genuine idiots out there

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Nurse practitioners make 180k a year before taxes? Already seems fake right there.

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Nurse practitioners make 180k a year before taxes? Already seems fake right there.

Maybe if they're assisting the mob on the side.

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180k a year is very possible if they do over-time a lot.

It's actually a problem here, nurses do over-time too much so it costs a **** ton to pay them all.

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I expected the story to be that he asked his girlfriend for advice on how to rob her, not asking the internet for advice.

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WazzupGenius00 posted...
I expected the story to be that he asked his girlfriend for advice on how to rob her, not asking the internet for advice.
That would've even better.

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Ayuyu posted...
180k a year is very possible if they do over-time a lot.

It's actually a problem here, nurses do over-time too much so it costs a **** ton to pay them all.

It all makes sense now.

Ayuyu = dude in the original post

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Guy is dumb or story is fake as hell.

If this was his gf and she was a nurse, why not wait for her to be in the hospital and then rob her blind.

Idiot.

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http://www1.salary.com/Nurse-Practitioner-Salary.html

180 is barely plausible

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Maybe he misspoke

And she owns a horse named Nurse Practitioner who makes a killing on the local circuits.

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Either fake, or the guy is dumb as hell.

It's also a fine example of overcompensation.


"Yeah I felt too embarrassed to just ASK my rich girlfriend for some money, so instead I tried to rob her. Clearly removing her peace of mind is the better option!"

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Not buying it.

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Two posters have now replied with "its fake or the guy is dumb." No guys, no. it's true and the guy is NOT DUMB AT ALL BUT SMART

*kicks down door*

"HEY TAKE ME UP TO YOUR SECRET SAFE IN THE ATTIC THAT NO RANDOM PERSON WOULD KNOW ABOUT!"

"...Gary?"

"...welp."

This is the only way this possibly could have happened that would make any sense.

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