Board 8 > I got attacked by a duck earlier

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I was walking down the street enjoying the Ybor city nightlife and some killer duck ran out of the alleyway quacking hysterically with murderous intent. I quickly slid wayward of its ballistics and lunged to safety, but the duck wasn't finished! It quacked louder, sharper, and waddled its way toward me with the eyes of a trained killer in slow motion.

Thankfully it soon lost its train of thought and waddled past me while continuing to quack. I dunno what I would have done if it came down to it. I mean, I'm pretty sure I could take a duck in mortal combat but it'd be pretty awkward.

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Thanks for reminding me to post this, Ryoko

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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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whew. Thank God you're okay. I was worried for a second there.

I mean you obviously SURVIVED the attack well enough to have made a topic about it, but that covers a lot of ground.

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Yeah, and I mean, you don't know, I could have been scarred for life or something.

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if you kill a duck in self defense are you allowed to take it home and eat it?

is it weird that that was my first thought?

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From: Weakupedia | #004
if you kill a duck in self defense are you allowed to take it home and eat it?

is it weird that that was my first thought?
There's probably a Taoist proverb that covers this

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Peking Duck?

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Weakupedia posted...

if you kill a duck in self defense are you allowed to take it home and eat it?

is it weird that that was my first thought?

I would

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From: Whiskey_Nick | #006
Peking Duck?


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You live near Tampa, Jeff?

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From: RayDyn | #009
You live near Tampa, Jeff?
I live in Tampa! Right down the road from USF.

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I was anticipating some awkward (but cool) moment where RayDyn revealed he lived in Tampa as well.

but the proximity never happen

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Nah, I live just outside of J-ville, but I was in Tampa last Monday at Busch Gardens. Oh yeah, why is it that people in Tampa don't know how to drive?

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From: RayDyn | #012
Nah, I live just outside of J-ville, but I was in Tampa last Monday at Busch Gardens. Oh yeah, why is it that people in Tampa don't know how to drive?
Because most people here are stupid as f***. Also, the Busch Gardens area (I'm about a mile away from it) is actually pretty ghetto despite the park's overall positive reputation and all, so I'm sure that didn't help. But when it comes to the interstate, yeah, it's pretty bad there too. Traffic is a major issue here (not like, Atlanta bad, but pretty awful between the Pinellas-Hillsborough commuting everyday) and people get frustrated and forget how to drive.

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I have one important question:

Did the duck's quack echo?

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gonna say exactly what i said over facebook

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From: LeonhartFour | #014
I have one important question:

Did the duck's quack echo?
Not to my immediate awareness, but I was a little busy being stuck in a life-or-death situation with a duck

From: RyokIes | #015
gonna say exactly what i said over facebook

"I have no words"
<3

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I plan on visiting Tampa next week. I guess I should prepare for this.

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From: Naomi_Diamond | #017
I plan on visiting Tampa next week. I guess I should prepare for this.
Yes indeed.

Look me up on facebook sometime to ensure you greet me appropriately should you bump into me while you're here. "Hey, Jeff Zero, is that really you? Train me in how to properly deflect a duck!" would be an appropriate greeting.

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