Board 8 > This is a tomb.

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Who is in there?

>look

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From: gotspork | #002
>look
You walk back to get a better viewpoint. Standing by a rusted gate, you look at a row of decrepit brick buildings with soft eyes.

"Aww... **** me."

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"But...gorillas don't have claws." - Azazel22
"Broccoli gorillas do." - McMoogle

>why do the buildings have eyes

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This isn't 1950. Girls develop way later than they used to because human lifespans have increased - Lavos_Fanboy

>examine gate

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AfroSquirrel posted...

>why do the buildings have eyes

You notice that the building has eyes. However, they are all boarded up and closed.

gotspork posted...

>examine gate

It's a rusted gate falling off its fencepost. It 's a shambled border to a playground in disarray.

>enter playground
>look

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Mega Mana posted...

Who is in there?

MuuuuuuMMIES ALIVE!

gotspork posted...

>enter playground
>look

You see a swingset with one swing hanging from a single chain; an old tv with its window busted in; trashbags blowing in the wind off the monkey bars; a seesaw with a bent axle; overgrown grasses bleached by the sun; and no dead bodies.

>poke building in the eyes with long wooden pole

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This isn't 1950. Girls develop way later than they used to because human lifespans have increased - Lavos_Fanboy

>take trashbags
>examine bike

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> Reattach swing
> Ride swing

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There's always hope for better things in life. But you can't let anything, friend, lover, God himself, be your hope. You have to be your own hope.

AfroSquirrel posted...

>poke building in the eyes with long wooden pole

Your wooden pole is not long enough to hit the windows from your current position. It is about two-and-a-half feet high and serves as a walking stick.

gotspork posted...

>take trashbags
>examine bike

You take the trashbags. There is nothing inside but dirty rainwater.
There is no bike to examine. You do, howeve,r examine a plastic child's wheelbarrow by kicking it over. There is nothing but dirt beneath it.

SupremeZero posted...

> Reattach swing
> Ride swing

You reattach the swing. You swing back and forth for a few minutes before the rusty chain breaks and you fall on your butt.

>take SupremeZero's chain
>break my stick in half
>combine chain and two stick halves to make a bola
>throw bola at the building's eyes

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This isn't 1950. Girls develop way later than they used to because human lifespans have increased - Lavos_Fanboy

>throw rock

>Casts Life Shield on Sporky and bolts

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Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104
Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.

>empty trashbags
>goto first building

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>waits

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