Board 8 > B8UCA Friday Night COMBAT ft. HW, MM titles, actual canon

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN THE NEXT POST)

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Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/63245502
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT



B8UCA Heavyweight Title: Champion Sir Cobain v. Dr_Football
Cobain won the title fair and square, but given the CONTROVERSY certain people have drummed up, I've decided to favor Football with a shot anyway! No paint off my back!

UNDERCARD

MELEE MAYHEM Grizzly Bear Cage Deathmathch: Champion and IB Champ Maniac 64 v. Regaro_Ukiera
Reg lost the IB Title in a moderately silly fashion, but maybe he can gain VENGEANCE and the MM strap! Or maybe the bear will eat them both! I'd be okay with that. Every three votes, whoever has the fewer votes gets eaten, and whoever gets eaten least wins!

Boko United Title: Champion GTM v. MajinZidane
Maybe if I give boko a shot at this one he'll shut up about the other one


VENGEANCE: No Lynch Kru (Tom and Wigs) v. Chris and Raze
I imagine these fellows might be upset over my treatment of their partners. That's a shame!

Bear With Us: Rad Link 5 v. X_Dante_X
RL5 and Dante are buddying up or something maybe I guess, but for now, RL5 must take this chance to prove he deserves that HW spot, or maybe an IB shot or something.

The Twilight Years: Chronic1000 v. ctesjbuvf
Chronic's first match post-King, and ctes's first match after coming up short in the HW Title Tourney!

Just a Match: AlecTrevelyan006 v. Tornadoman78
ertyu you sicced that megastorm on me too didn't you

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LESS MANIACAL VOTE FORM

Cobain v. Football
Maniac v. Reg
GTM v. Boko
Tom/Wigs v. Chris/Raze
RL5 v. Dante
Chronic v. ctes
Alec v. ertyu

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Football
Reg
Boko
Chris/Raze
Dante
ctes
ertyu

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http://img.imgcake.com/regthatchertabletpngyd.png

LESS MANIACAL VOTE FORM

Football
Maniac
GTM
Tom/Wigs
RL5
Chronic
Alec

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Not just any dog can win the Guru contest, that dog has to be a SuperNiceDog

Football
Reg
Boko
Chris/Raze
Dante
Chronic
Alec

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Dr voltchball - best in the world.

Football
Reg
Boko
Chris/Raze
RL5
ctes
ertyu

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Football
Reg
GTM
Chris/Raze
RL5
ctes
Alec

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The Kinda Real Deal
MILLIONS OF POSTS, MILLIONS OF POSTS The Primetime Posting Hours Players MILLIONS OF POSTS

Cobain
Maniac
Boko - but he should also be IB champ. Justice. JUSTICE!!!
Tom/Wigs
RL5
ctes (bleh)
Alec

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[The lights in the arena go out.]



[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, holding a microphone and a mysterious bag. He keeps shooting his head to the left and the right in a seemingly paranoid fashion.]

...

[He starts to open his mouth but slowly closes it and turns to the right, taking another look around.]

... Last week...

[Rad Link stops again and does a 180 to look around some more. He squints and grimaces, looking for something in the crowd.]

... This feels oddly familiar...

... Last week at King of the Board, I made an informal request to the GMs to give me a match against a bear at Summer Spectacular. In the days since, the UCA has been rocked by scandal after scandal. Top competitors using alts, people being ambushed and kidnapped by a cheater trying to keep his identity secret, users not getting paid, limos and church communities being destroyed, controversial title changes and vote counts... I could go on, but the point is I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I haven't received an official response, yet.

Well the truth is, I don't care about any of that. I fear no alt. I fear no Rally Man! I don't drive a limo, I don't go to church, and I don't have... a title.

In fact, I've never had a title. I've never even been given a title opportunity. So then, would somebody tell me what kind of sick joke this is? Prove that I deserve an InterBoardinental title shot?! Prove that I should be a Heavyweight?! Do you think I care about these things right now, Tom?! Do you think you're funny, Tom?!

Tonight, I'm going to have a clean and fair match with my good friend Dante to try and help him regain his memory. I want to assure him that he can trust me to help him remember. That is the kind of selfless man I am. I am going to help my good friend even as my very life is in danger.

Which brings me back to you, Tom.

[Rad Link looks at the bag he is holding.]

I'm waiting for an answer. I want a bear at Summer Spectacular. I want for this nightmare to end. I need to face my enemy and defeat him once and for all, and once I've done that, I am going to force the name of the man behind all of this out of that beast. But you're the one in charge, Tom. That's why I need your word that this match will happen. I have faith in you to do the right thing, Tom.

[Rad Link reaches in the bag and pulls out a magnet.]

... But I'm a desperate man. And if I don't get what I want? I might... well, I might just do something stupid, Tom.

[Rad Link smiles and places the magnet back in the bag.]

BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!

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... That... that tree...

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That... that's my tree! That tree is right outside my-!

[Rad Link 5 drops the microphone and looks around in a panic, scouting the entire audience. After getting a good look all around, he makes a break for an exit and escapes the ring.]

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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
http://i51.tinypic.com/2dqowae.jpg

Holding Off On This
Maniac
GTM
Chris/Raze
RL5 (COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO PULL UP MY TRON, HUH TOM?!)
ctes
ertyu

[Rad Link 5 is seen on camera in the hallway. The camera catches him storm into his locker room, slamming the door shut behind him. He can be heard locking what sounds like several locks on the other side of the door.]

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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
http://i49.tinypic.com/opi5h.gif

Football
Maniac
GTM
Tom/Wigs
RL5
ctes
Alec

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Football
Maniac
GTM
Tom/Wigs
Dante
ctes
Alec

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Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache
Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog

Why on earth do you have a magnet.

Also Tom I think people would pay good money to see RL5 wrestle a bear. It could even be....inside a cage!

Also Caelus this is the real one >_>

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

Cobain
Maniac
GTM
Tom/Wigs
RL5
Chronic
Alec

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i consider myself a very positive influence on the youths of my community
http://sonicgenerationart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/slider15.jpg

FINALLY A SHOT AT THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS TITLE IN THE BUSINESS


Football
Maniac
Boko
Dante
Alec

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to Boko United."

From: XIII_rocks | #008

Boko - but he should also be IB champ. Justice. JUSTICE!!!

this man knows!

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to Boko United."

up

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Eddv looks smugly outside Rad Links tree, as he is seen paying off the bears interpreter

" Dont you be bad talking me Rad Link 5."

"This bear likes meat. And he who can afford steak rules the world"


You see RL5.... You can either be for me or against me. But I have the power of the bear.... I can make him stop..... for PRICE.

You know what I want! Give it to me, and your nightmare will be OVER.

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~Edwardsdv~ Captain America
http://www.sethskim.com/Captain%20America%20is%20Back2.jpg

oh god why are you attacking me friend rad link

what is with this place this is terrible

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boring and mundane signature on yet another public account
Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold.

Cobain
Reg
GTM
Tom/Wigs
Dante
ctes
Alec

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2002-2010 R.I.P Noble Nine we miss ya ;_;
07/28/02-12/13/09 R.I.P CATS we miss ya ;_;

Cobain
reg
GTM
Chris/Raze
RL5
Chronic
Alec

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Shining Force IV will rise!

Cobain
Maniac
Boko
Tom/Wigs
RL5
Alec

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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10)
The most American Canadian on Board 8

Up

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

up

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Football
Maniac (ouch at this match)
Boko
Chris/Raze (ouch again)
. Dante
Chronic (b8 survivor 1 rematch?)
Alec ( toughest match today. Alec and ertyu both mah bros and I hate to vote against either)

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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)

This is e-pop, Dante! Don't fear it! You are one of the best at this! Trust me, friend! All you have to do is lay down and let me pin you and you're doing wonderful! It may even bring back memories!

But when you're in the ring with someone else, you should definitely try to beat them like I'm doing to you. You only lay down for me, because we're buds. That's what buds do.

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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
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