Board 8 > Into the Dungeon, The Second Floor (New Players Welcome!) [CYOA/Forum Game]

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hmm attempt to escape regularly or continue my attempt to make luck my ***** randomly hmmmm

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"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama

Wait what? Oh damn, missed that line.

...

Ooh.

Hurricane the Red Demon's ass.

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Peter

Peter attempts to hit RED DEMON with a Hurricane, but she's already recovered from Jeff Zero's attack and is a bit too fast. She leaps out of the way and the hurricane massacres about two dozen of the prisoners instead [2].

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BIGPUN9999 searches through the pockets of the massacred prisoners for loose change and/or things he can sell on ebay.


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silverliningv shows up and tries to recruit people to play mercs with him.

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BIGPUN9999

PUN sneaks into the prison, attempting to loot the corpses of the dead prisoners for trinkets he can sell on ebay for a profit. Unfortunately, he doesn't find anything of value. More unfortunately, RED DEMON sees him because he's not all that sneaky. She shifts the element of her katana to Acid, and fires a stream of Acid at BIGPUN9999. He steps out of the way [2].

silveriningv

silverliningv is thinking about how lucky he is that he survived that hurricane blast, and that it happened to rip the bars off of his cell, when a stream of acid shoots into his cell and melts him [3].

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Urago attempts to act, but he has already acted this turn.

Sorry.

Living (Pirate) Statue KARL casually waits around smiling playing a tune on the violin and looks at his RAVEN having him perform magic to break the door open

If successful casually head to party while playing violin (giving us all AGILITY)

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Watch Pirate get a 1 now. I'd laugh so hard...

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one action, one target people

KARL

KARL whistles a tune of immense pain and suffering as he lays in his cell, slowly dying from the acid that has covered his body as well. He can feel the excruciating torment of his organs sizzling and cooking inside of him as his flesh melts right off of his bones [3].

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I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true
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[Pipe-Wielding Girl has Escaped from Floor 2]

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The Action Queue Has Reset

Active Roster [19]
Romney, Lvl 3 Prez (Inventory: Book of Mormon)
swordz4, Lvl 1 Clone
"Bad" Frank Phillips, Lvl 5 Outlaw (Inventory: Rifle)
Seplito, Lvl 5 Dancer
Jeff Zero the Lvl 12 Wreck (Inventory: Flaming Longsword, 4000 Gold)
Mr. Lazy Everyday, Lvl 5 Layabout (Inventory: Orb of Cold)
Kahu, Lvl 5 Beastmaster [SUMMONING]
Urago, Lvl 1 Priest
JeffRaze, Lvl 16 Scientist (Inventory: Bracer of COURAGE) [Wound]
Flip Trigle the Lvl 12 Newscaster (Inventory: Vorpal Idol of Earth, Shining Artifact, 8000 Stock)
Rancerot, Lvl 1 Knight
Restandre, Lvl 3 Chick [WHITE MAGIC]
Peter, Lvl 1 Phoenix
BIGPUN9999, Lvl 1 Merchant (Inventory: ebay links)

ADAM, Lvl 7 CHILD (Inventory: Slingshot])
Barry Soetoro, Lvl 3 Muslim (Inventory: Book of Corruptors)
Tom the Lvl 20 Monk (Inventory: 8000 Gold) [BRAWLER]
Master Plum, Lvl 5 Plum (Inventory: Ankh of Resurrection)
Ryokles, Lvl 5 ???? (Inventory: Frying Pan)


The Dead [22]
saberz9 - Shot in the eye with a lightning bolt for trying to ape my good friend "bad" Frank Phillips in Phase 2-1.
US President Barack "The Condor" Obama - Was thrown into an orcs cookpot in Phase 2-1.
Miguel de Cervantes XXXVII - Had his throat ripped out by an Orc in Phase 2-1.
Tom Brady - Cut in two with a Flaming Longsword in Phase 2-1.
Pirate King - Killed by Karma for attempting to make his own Lucky Coin in Phase 2-1.
Ryu - Shot with a repeating crossbow in Phase 2-1. He won't be going home to be a family man.
DANT - Made a fool of himself and literally walked right into the same attack right after Ryu in Phase 2-1.
Yellow Priest Natwaf - Crushed by Maria's thumb in Phase 2-1.
MegaWentGood - Eaten by his own Tentomon in Phase 2-1. Whatever a Tentomon is.
Cremona - what kind of a name is Cremona in the Phase 2-1.
edwardsdv - Slain by unseen foes in the magical darkness past the Green Gate in Phase 2-1.
Jack Swagger - Has his face whipped off with a steel whip in Phase 2-2.
Jon Michael Carter - Blown up by his malfunctioning Forcefield Belt in Phase 2-2.
Jawarius - Stung by a Rainbow Scorpion while looting saberz9's corpse in Phase 2-2.
Bobby Roode - Showed up late, clueless, and was killed by Rattlesnakes in short order in Phase 2-2.
Raka - Crushed by BLUE DEMON in Phase 2-3 for thinking a cellphone would trump magical darkness.
SEA SCARRED WARRIOR - Cut in half by Flip Trigle for stealing 1 Gold in Phase 2-3.
Jolteon - Squashed by BLUE DEMON in Phase 2-4.
Nuri - Head lopped off by RED DEMON's flaming katana in Phase 2-4.
Blue Demon - Ripped to shreds by JeffRaze's science powers in Phase 2-4.
silverliningv - Melted by RED DEMON's acid katana in Phase 2-4.
KARL - Also caught in the stream of acid in Phase 2-4.

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I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true
http://i.imgur.com/wITvQ.jpg

Wait, who's pipe-wielding girl???

Ooh, it's almost time!!

BTW YOU'RE WELCOME, NATWAF. >=(

I tried my best to make you awesome, but I fell a bit short...

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living statues have bones?

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UltimaterializerX

Ulti swaggers into the prison, attempting to have sex with RED DEMON. She accepts his offer and proceeds to _____ him with repeated thrusts from her Lightning Katana [3].

Oh.

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Oh, is Sleipner still on the battlefield since this phase hasn't ended yet?

If so...
>Charge toward Red Demon on its back and Sparta-kick her in her stupid face

If not...
>Use Call of the Wild to transform self into a werewolf and slice her up good

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RED DEMON

RED DEMON finishes with Ulti and than stomps out into the Main Hall, elemental energy of various types swirling around her Katana. She sucks all the energy out of the Orb of Cold, and then blasts Mr. Lazy Everyday at point blank with it, turning him into an ice statue before shattering him with a kick [1].

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Ouch...

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well next time I am allowed a char I am going back to trying to create a luck coin because this game hates me =P

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I can act now, right? Just to make sure.

From: GenesisSaga | #164

Wait, who's pipe-wielding girl???

check the previous actions of certain players closely, you might spot her. she's quite elusive.

From: MegaWentEvil | #171

I can act now, right? Just to make sure.

yes

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I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true
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I attempt to cast a holy pentagram at the Red Demon!

Oh, yeah, thanks Genny.

Slam into the Red Demon, exploding in a cheesy and firey... well, explosion, and reappearing triumphantly like a ****ing Phoenix. Because Peter is one.

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Regaro Ulquiorra will play his GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card

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Is it a Mercs reference?

If so I prolly wouldn't get it.

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"Bad" Frank Phillips marries RED DEMON

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After breaking out of prison with the help of President Romney, swordz4 immediately turns against the party and attempts to suffocate Sir Rancerot with his dakimakura.

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Restandre summons an Unswerving Hammer of Faith, and sends it at RED DEMON. (This is an unintelligent pet, not a piece of equipment. It flies around, attacking its target until it or the target are dead.) Restandre knows well enough to stay the **** away from the hammer since it cannot be controlled or given new commands.

Sir Rancerot tosses the first adventurer's corpse he finds down the east passage onto the pressure sensors, staying safely away from the hall itself

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Absorb the power of the Blue demon, and use it gain additional While Magic spells

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Kahu

Kahu charges at the red demon's back on Slepneir and sparta kicks her directly in the face [1]. RED DEMON has taken another Wound. She spits out blood onto the floor of the dungeon and seems upset with Kahu about something.

RED DEMON summons a burst of NATURE and fires it at Kahu

Urago

Urago runs around the RED DEMON, trying to form a holy pentagram. He gets tangled up in one of the vines growing out of her katana and ripped in half, giving Kahu time to escape [3].

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Thank you for your glorious sacrifice, MWE.

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Peter

Peter charges through the web of vines and thorny branches, burning them all to ashes. He collides with the RED DEMON, destroying her in a burst of flame.

[The Red Demon has DIED>]

[NOTE; The first player to post LOOT ELEMENTAL KATANA will gain the Elemental Katana. This does not count as an action but must be contained in a separate post by itself.]

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LOOT ELEMENTAL KATANA


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Peter takes the Katana, and gives it to Kahu.

DAMMIT

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****!

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Fennec... :3
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It's okay. The Way of the Forest shall prevail!

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I had such a good post too.

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uh-oh...performing actions to kill stuff that's already dead can be bad...either I'm about to get whooped by my own hammer or it's going to sit there and mutilate a dead body.

The Party notices two additional treasure chests in the Prison, as well as a Teleporter.



Anyone who has acted already automatically advances through the Teleporter.

Anyone who has not acted may choose to 'Pass' or 'Use the Teleporter' to advance to the next section with a 0% chance of dying, but if you wish to attempt to loot chests, etc. you may still do so (you'll automatically advance as long as you act)

Anyone who does not post an action before 9 PM EST Tomorrow will automatically Board the Teleporter. Additionally, the phase which begins next will cause anyone who does not submit an action to DIE AUTOMATICALLY. Be prepared to post an action between 9 PM EST Tomorrow Night and 3 PM on Monday the 9th, EST

Those who have already submitted actions attacking RED DEMON but who I haven't rolled for DO NOT GET THEIR ACTIONS BACK, but you won't be in danger of dying either.

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I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true
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... does the dungeon start to look alive to you guys?

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Pirateking2000: this game hates me =P

You're not the only one. Damn RNG... -_-

LOOT ONE OF THE TREASURE CHESTS

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LOOT ANOTHER CHEST

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been doing laptop stuff all day whoops, haven't read an update in forever


if ADAM is alive, he spends this action firing his slingshot at the closest enemy

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Loot the armor off RED DEMON'S chest.

But didn't you already post an action?

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