Board 8 > Name Your Price: Find out the exact moment you'll die. (see note inside)

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Zachnorn
07/08/12 5:19:00 PM
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NOTE: Most of these topics are for offers where you GET PAID rather than PAY for things. The offer today is for something that people might want to pay for. For consistency with other results, please remember:
If you'd be willing to GET PAID for something, vote with a POSITIVE amount.
If you'd be willing to PAY for something, vote with a NEGATIVE amount.


RULES
-Be specific when voting! Give me an actual dollar amount or explicitly say that you'd reject the offer. It helps me with tallying and calculating.
-1 vote, no alts, blah blah, you have until whenever I put the next topic up to vote (at least 24 hours)
-Give the minimum amount you want in US dollars and cents, "free," "no deal," and negative amounts are acceptable (which means you'll pay, instead of someone paying you). Google is good for currency conversion (search "1000 Euro to USD" without quotes, for example).
-Read the stipulations every time for any rules/information that are for the particular topic. Only I can add/remove/change them later as needed.
-You can nominate 3 things per day. You can write your own stipulations or have me take care of it.
-Ask me (or the original nominator) about stipulations if you need more information.

Today's offer: You are given an option to find out the exact moment you'll die. You can not alter this fate, nor can you tell anyone about this information.
Who wants to know when they will die?

STIPULATIONS FOR THE OFFER:
1. You will be told the exact moment of death, including the date and time accurate to one second.
2. You can not alter this fate. You will not know how you will die, or how long it takes to die
3. You cannot tell anyone about this information. You can do normal death preparation stuff (making a will, etc.), as long as you're not telling anyone about when you will die.
4. You will be physically unable to tell anyone about this because of a curse/magic/something even if you try.
5. Remember, vote with negative amount if you'd be willing to pay for this information, and positive if you'd need to be paid to get this information!

Name Your Price!

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Zachnorn
07/08/12 5:19:00 PM
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Previous results:

Day 4: Give up your favorite food forever
Rejections: 4
Acceptances: 26
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $0.00
Max: $5,000,000.00
Average: $391,385.00
Average without outliers: $77,429.05
Median: $87,500.00

Day 3: Leave your current nation of residence forever.
Rejections: 4
Acceptances: 39
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $5,000.00
Max: $617,000,000,000.00
Average: $15,822,346,082.93
Average without outliers: $1,486,034.28
Median: $1,000,000.00

Day 2: Be stuck with a minimum wage job for the rest of your life.
Rejections: 10
Acceptances: 20
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $50,000.00
Max: $30,000,000.00
Average: $6,538,750.00
Average without outliers: $5,303,947.37
Median: $3,250,000.00

Day 1: Abandon Board 8 and Board 8ers completely
Rejections: 21
Acceptances: 18
Statistics of acceptances:
Min: $-20
Max: $27,000,000,000,000
Average: $1,500,000,595,084
Average without outliers: $27433.67
Median: $10,250

Nominations:

ONE:
Conveniently 'fall' into an exhibit full of dolphins at the local aquarium.
Insult Israel on live television.
Update every Board 8 Save My contest once an hour for three years.
Strahax writes your biography that becomes what everyone will remember you by.
Write A Book That Must Become A Bestseller Within A Year, or Die. (Stipulation: Fiction, Non-Fiction, Genre, Length, up to you.)
You do 3 porn videos. 1 vanilla, 1 group, and 1 random. The random one can not be mutilation or beastiality, or anything illegal. However, other genres are fair game.
You can't eat processed, fast, or "instant" foods for a year.
Live in Somalia for 1 month.
Participate in the Running of the Bulls.
Teach a kindergarten class for one month.
Spend the night in a suspected haunted house.
Have a curse placed on your favourite sports team, where they cannot win a championship in the next 25 years.
Eat a live worm.
Have a video of you singing and dancing to the most embarrassing song you can think of posted on everyone's front page of Youtube for a week.
Live with your parents forever
Destroy Pluto
Post a video Let's Play of your third least favorite game to completion.
Swim the English Channel.

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_Regaro_
07/08/12 5:20:00 PM
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Refuse.

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MrsFrisby
07/08/12 5:22:00 PM
#4:


Reject.

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junk_funk
07/08/12 5:27:00 PM
#5:


I'd be willing to pay everything I had for this information. That's not a lot, but if I had wealth, it'd be in the hundreds of millions.

Knowing when I'm going to die means nothing else can kill me up to that point. I'd be the bravest mother effer out there. Go join wars and be fearless, fight any man no matter the weapon, and swim the ocean...some crazy crap like that.

A number? We'll say:
-$10,000,000

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Colegreen_c12
07/08/12 5:29:00 PM
#6:


Can I forcibly forget it?

If so like 5,000 cause it'd still be a pain.

Otherwise, like 250,000

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junk_funk
07/08/12 5:30:00 PM
#7:


Zachnorn posted...
You will not know how you will die, or how long it takes to die


...Oh. Then edit my response to reject. Living in a coma would not suffice for me. I'd have to how I would die.

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metaIslugg
07/08/12 5:32:00 PM
#8:


Yeah I wouldn't want to know either.

Edit: Oh.
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GTM
07/08/12 5:46:00 PM
#9:


pay me 10 million

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tyder21
07/08/12 5:48:00 PM
#10:


Reject.

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TheArkOfTurus
07/08/12 5:50:00 PM
#11:


$1

Not something I'd want, but not something I'd object to either.

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todbot1
07/08/12 5:51:00 PM
#12:


Reject.

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MZero11
07/08/12 5:53:00 PM
#13:


reject

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azuarc
07/08/12 5:59:00 PM
#14:


Within reason, I would pay whatever I could afford. On the assumption that the knowledge wouldn't reveal that I would die tomorrow, I'd want to keep *some* cash around. Let's say -$25,000.
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MrSmartGuy
07/08/12 6:09:00 PM
#15:


Uh, free I guess.

I'd just be like "huh, neat". Since I couldn't change it, nothing would be any different, but the days leading up to it would be gut-wrenching. I don't know what I'd do at that point. At least before that, I'd know how to plan my life; what kind of higher education would be worth the trouble, when to plan on having kids, etc.

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FFDragon
07/08/12 6:16:00 PM
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Free

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LeonhartFour
07/08/12 6:32:00 PM
#17:


Refuse.

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Uglyface2
07/08/12 6:41:00 PM
#18:


-$1000.

If I could plan for all of this stuff... just imagine, picking up life insurance just in time for it to kick in so your loved ones would be cared for. Having your funeral and burial properly arranged. The only downside is not being able to tell people so they could schedule their lives around my funeral, but even then, having everything taken care of would be great.
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Ytterbium_70
07/08/12 6:49:00 PM
#19:


Reject

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foolm0ron
07/08/12 7:00:00 PM
#21:


-$1,000,000

Would be interesting. Even if it says I can't change my fate, I sure as hell would love to try. I'll set it at $1 mil because I would make sure I was rich enough to afford my "experiments" after acquiring the information.

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GenesisSaga
07/08/12 7:00:00 PM
#22:


-$100,000,000

You would literally have to pay me a hefty fee for me to learn something I would spend the rest of my life fretting about.

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LeonhartFour
07/08/12 7:01:00 PM
#23:


From: foolm0ron | #021
I'll set it at $1 mil because I would make sure I was rich enough to afford my "experiments" after acquiring the information.


uhhhh

you realize voting with a negative number means that you're paying that amount, not getting paid that amount, right?

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Zachnorn
07/08/12 7:03:00 PM
#24:


From: foolm0ron | #021
-$1,000,000

Would be interesting. Even if it says I can't change my fate, I sure as hell would love to try. I'll set it at $1 mil because I would make sure I was rich enough to afford my "experiments" after acquiring the information.


From: GenesisSaga | #022
-$100,000,000

You would literally have to pay me a hefty fee for me to learn something I would spend the rest of my life fretting about.

Negative amounts imply that you would pay for it. Taking these votes as +$1,000,000 and +$100,000,000.

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Seisen_Kitsune
07/08/12 7:06:00 PM
#25:


Free.

Don't really care much one way or the other.

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GenesisSaga
07/08/12 7:06:00 PM
#26:


Make mine positive then. You knew what I meant by the context. >_>

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ToukaOone
07/08/12 7:13:00 PM
#27:


Hm, when you say "death" do you mean your heart stops, or information theoretic death? Because I would pay good money if it was the latter.

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Zachnorn
07/08/12 7:14:00 PM
#28:


Your heart stops. I don't even know what the latter is >_>

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X_Dante_X
07/08/12 7:15:00 PM
#29:


reject

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Natwaf_akidna
07/08/12 7:18:00 PM
#30:


Just the when then?

$0

But not a reject. I'll still want to know when exactly.

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ToukaOone
07/08/12 7:26:00 PM
#31:


Oh well lame.

Well, I guess I can use this information as an investment in life insurance and reuse that to try and prevent information theoretic death so.....

Without looking anything up, I'll probably pay like 20k (-$20k) given the information I have now about my likely chances of death in comparison to my expected return on cashing out a nice life insurance policy. This is probably really naive and not based on anything but it's a start!

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DomaDragoon
07/08/12 9:51:00 PM
#32:


$0.

Nominate:
-Give up non-work related Internet access for a month.
-Fight a boxing match against the current WBC champion in your weight class.
-Watch all of a 24-hour Spongebob Squarepants marathon.

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MegaWentEvil
07/08/12 9:56:00 PM
#33:


$-1, seeing as I believe in afterlife.
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Zachnorn
07/08/12 11:36:00 PM
#34:


up

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red13n
07/08/12 11:57:00 PM
#35:


Has anyone thought about the implications of saying yes?

Now, lets say we have some limited pre-determination going on here, the choice to say "yes" and accept could trigger events that lock in our death time to some various #. I mean, knowing that death time could trigger some factor down the road that causes us to not care because we know our death time that in fact leads to the death.

Refuse on those grounds.

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CoolCly
07/09/12 12:03:00 AM
#37:


I'm not sure I'd pay money to find out, but I'd be willing to hear it for free.

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pjbasis
07/09/12 12:05:00 AM
#38:


Yeah I'll just refuse.

Can't think of a case where that information would be good.

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KanzarisKelshen
07/09/12 12:00:00 PM
#36:


1,000,000.

It'll be a very strange thing, knowing when I'm going to die. Would give an entirely new meaning to living each day as if it were the last.

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