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au_gold
02/06/17 11:16:12 PM
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Your fiancee has returned home from a long day of work. She's wearing a tight schoolgirl outfit that reveals a modicum of cleavage, a miniskirt, high heels, and has her hair up in pigtails. Since her job is a teacher's assistant, you pay no mind to her risque outfit choices. As she likes to put it, "it's so the students have something to look forward to when going to class." You notice that there's a translucent glaze of sweat encompassing her body.

"Busy day today, honey?" you ask. "Oh, you have no idea," she replies, "and it's not over yet. I have a student coming over in a few minutes. I'm tutoring him." She walks past you, completely dismissing the fact that you're holding a bouquet of flowers. She looks into the nearby mirror and pushes up her breasts, revealing even more cleavage. She continues, "I think you're really going to like this guy. He's an African American." You put down the flowers and walk up behind her. "Why would his ethnicity influence the way I feel about him?" you ask innocently. "Oh," she says, "well, that's why I like him." She's quite honest and blunt, which is why you fell in love with her. "That sounds nice," you bashfully reply.

"I need to look good for when he comes," she starts, "but I'm all gross and sweaty." She curls up her bottom lip and gives you her puppy dog eyes look. "What should I do?"

What do you do?

A: Suggest that she take a shower.
B: Suggest that you take a shower together.
C: Offer to lick the sweat off of her body.
D: Offer to hose her down in the backyard.
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Equinox_Oscuras
02/06/17 11:17:46 PM
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Ayy.

C. Final answer.
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Microwaved_Eggs
02/06/17 11:18:22 PM
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au_gold posted...
"I need to look good for when he comes,"

trying too hard

also C
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au_gold
02/07/17 11:12:08 PM
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au_gold posted...
C: Offer to lick the sweat off of her body.

"I could lick you clean if you want, honey," you suggest. "Oh, you're such a sweetie!" she exclaims. She sits down on the couch and puts her legs up on the coffee table. You kneel on the floor and take her shoes off for her. Her bare feet are glistening with sweat. "I've been on my feet all day," she says. "How do they smell?" You put your nose up against her toes and inhale deeply. The scent of burnt rubber and body odor overwhelms your nostrils. She lays back on the couch and starts to polish her fingernails. "Don't forget to clean in between the toes," she says. "Yes, love," you sheepishly reply as you press your tongue against the sole of her foot and slowly lick up to her big toe. The salty flavor gets you mildly excited. You begin licking in between her toes, swallowing the sweat residue that she has accumulated throughout the day. "The other foot now, dear." You comply without hesitation.

Now that her feet are clean, you work your way up to her legs. "Don't get too excited now," your fiancee says. "Jamal should be here any minute." You move on to her other leg, licking from her heel up to her inner thigh. The trail of sweat is dense enough for you to gulp down. "And my armpits?" she asks. You sit next to her on the couch. "Of course, love." She puts down her nail polish and lifts up her arms. You put your face near her underarm region and begin licking the potent, salty scum from her armpit. She is especially sweaty today, but she's a hard worker; it's to be expected. You stand up and sit on the other side of her, and start licking her other armpit diligently. "Don't miss a drop, dear," she says. Your face rubs against her inner arm as you lick her filthy crevice clean. You hear a knock at the door.

"That's him!" Your fiancee jumps up from the couch and runs to the front door. "Aren't you excited to meet him?" she asks giddily. You join her at the foyer of the house. "Sure," you perfunctorily reply as the taste of her vile bodily excretions continue to fester in your mouth. You open the door and see a tall, hefty black man standing on your porch. "Hi, I'm Jamal," he says.

What do you do?

A: Slam the door in his face.
B: Introduce yourself and give him a passive dead fish handshake.
C: Bow to him respectfully then reach for his genitals.
D: Greet him with a peck on the cheek.
E: Greet him with a sloppy kiss on the lips.
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Equinox_Oscuras
02/07/17 11:16:03 PM
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C.
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Freddie_Mercury
02/07/17 11:20:30 PM
#6:


Jerk it with Luigi
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Microwaved_Eggs
02/07/17 11:46:06 PM
#7:


C
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au_gold
02/08/17 11:31:01 PM
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au_gold posted...
C: Bow to him respectfully then reach for his genitals.

Jamal affably puts out his hand for you to shake. You disregard it and bow before him. Jamal chuckles. "Wow, that's unnecessary," he says. As you're bent over, you quickly reach for his pelvic region. You firmly grasp his flaccid penis which is easily seen through his basketball shorts. It's long and thick; he's definitely a shower. Jamal slaps your hand away. "What the hell are you doing, man?" Your fiancee speaks on your behalf: "He's just excited to meet you is all. Come on in!" She grabs Jamal's hand and leads him into the house. You close the front door behind him.

"Okay, sweetie, Jamal and I are going to work on some... math," your fiancee says with a big smile on her face. You notice she has her body pressed against Jamal's with his hand resting on her ass. "We need to work on your trig, right?" she flirts. Jamal smirks and leans in close to her. "I'll trig all over your face, baby." Your fiancee giggles and takes Jamal into your bedroom. "Give us a couple hours, honey!" She closes the bedroom door. Your curiosity gets the best of you. Could she really be cheating on me in my own house, in the bed we share? No, she always has good intentions. She's just a dedicated teacher's assistant who wants what's best for her students. But why was she so sweaty today? It was chilly outside. And why did she taste so rancid? It didn't smell like her usual sweat. It's almost as if she had swapped bodily fluids with someone beforehand. But we've never had sex before. She's saving herself for marriage like a good Christian girl. Something doesn't add up...

You sit down on the couch to clear your head. You hear uncontrollable giggling from your bedroom. She never laughs like that with you. Is trig really that much fun?

What do you do?

A: Ignore them and masturbate.
B: Press your ear against the door and listen.
C: Knock on the door and ask if they'd like some help.
D: Kick down the door and kiss your fiancee, establishing your dominance.
E: Kick down the door and kiss Jamal, establishing your impotence.
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Turbam
02/08/17 11:33:40 PM
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B seems like the most cuck option to do.
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Thekiller37
02/08/17 11:36:19 PM
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Lol, B
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Microwaved_Eggs
02/08/17 11:37:21 PM
#11:


B
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doomcrusader
02/08/17 11:56:39 PM
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Syncronous
02/09/17 1:43:41 AM
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D then E
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au_gold
02/10/17 12:33:53 AM
#14:


au_gold posted...
B: Press your ear against the door and listen.

You stand up from the couch and walk towards the bedroom. Your fiancee's giggling gets louder and louder the closer you get to the door. You press your ear against the door. You hear your fiancee howling ecstatically, but that doesn't arouse your suspicion. She's passionate about what she does; she loves to teach. What concerns you is the faint grunting sound you hear, presumably from Jamal. "Oh, yes! Yes! Oh God, yes!" your fiancee squeals. He must be answering all of the questions correctly, you think to yourself. But the grunting gets louder, too. It's at that point you get a whiff of something from under the door. It's a putrid sweaty discharge, not unlike the taste you have in your mouth. It's at this point you begin to worry. Is she cheating on me right now? Was it Jamal's bodily fluids I was licking off of her body? Is she not actually a virgin?

Your mind races, but you continue to listen intently. Maybe you're misreading the situation. "Slap my ass, baby! Harder!" she screams. Maybe you're not misreading the situation. The smell, the grunting, the sound of bare flesh clapping expeditiously. All signs point to one thing: you're being cucked.

What do you do?

A: Masturbate.
B: Knock on the door and ask if everything's okay.
C: Storm into the room and punch Jamal in the face.
D: Enter the room and submit yourself to Jamal, recognizing that he's the true alpha male.
E: Enter the room and ask if you could watch.
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Microwaved_Eggs
02/10/17 12:34:46 AM
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D
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Syncronous
02/10/17 4:19:03 PM
#16:


D
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SkynyrdRocker
02/11/17 9:20:42 AM
#17:


C
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Counundrum
02/11/17 9:24:10 AM
#18:


C
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doomcrusader
02/11/17 12:53:38 PM
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Akagami_Shanks
02/11/17 12:58:19 PM
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D
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Equinox_Oscuras
02/11/17 1:04:10 PM
#21:


E
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teepan95
02/11/17 1:06:45 PM
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D
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au_gold
02/11/17 11:45:46 PM
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au_gold posted...
D: Enter the room and submit yourself to Jamal, recognizing that he's the true alpha male.

You've heard enough. You take a deep breath, open the bedroom door and enter the room. The musky atmosphere is so dense you could cut it with a knife. Your fiancee's supple, naked body is bent over on your bed with Jamal standing behind her, also naked. Both are sweating profusely. They immediately stop and stare at you in shock. Jamal withdraws his penis from your fiancee's ass. "Shit, man. I'm so sorry," he proclaims. You lock eyes with your fiancee. She runs her hand through her greasy hair, pulls herself off the bed and walks close to you. "Sweetie," she starts, "you know I love you." Her face is now an inch away from yours. You inhale her pungent, penis-flavored breath as she whispers, "And I know you love me, too." She caresses your face gently. "Please, don't let this change what we have together." She kisses you on the lips and slides her tongue into your mouth. You taste what you can only assume to be Jamal's taint.

You pull back. "Hold on," you say. You take a second to catch your breath. You look at Jamal who is standing across the room. His erect penis is pointing straight at you; it's about the size of your arm. You begin walking toward him. "Listen, man, she said it was cool," Jamal states. "I don't want no trouble." Once you're in arm's reach of Jamal, you knell onto the floor. "I submit myself to you, Jamal," you begin. "You're the alpha male in this house, not me. I could not please my fiancee. That's why she lied to me, saying she's pure and a virgin, an honest Christian girl saving herself for marriage. But I know now she just needed a real man. A real man to take care of her, to satisfy her, to fill her holes for her. I could never be that man. I only want her to be happy; that's all I've ever wanted. And for giving her such happiness, I have no choice but to thank you." You kiss Jamal's feet. "Thank you, Jamal, for showing me the light. You are the master now, and I am yours to command."

Jamal takes a step back. "Um, okay..." Your fiancee kneels down beside you and whispers in your ear, "I love you so much, honey. I knew you would understand." She gets up and goes to Jamal, pressing her naked body against his. She licks a drop of sweat trickling down his muscular torso. "Maybe we could use him," she suggests to Jamal. "We always make a mess. It would be nice to have a servant to clean up after us." Jamal nods, "Whatever you want, baby." Your fiancee giggles with excitement. "Oh, this is the best day ever," she exclaims, "but first you're going to have to prove your worth." You look up at her. "How can I do that?" you ask eagerly. "That's for you to decide," she declares.

What do you do?

A: Make them sandwiches.
B: Dress up in your fiancee's lingerie.
C: Pull down your pants and bend over submissively.
D: Suck your fiancee's anal juices from Jamal's throbbing penis.
E: Ask your fiancee to leave the room so you can share an intimate moment with Jamal.
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Syncronous
02/12/17 1:48:31 AM
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D then C
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IHeartRadiation
02/12/17 2:01:08 AM
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G: Lock them inside and light the house on fire
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Kanaya413
02/12/17 2:04:15 AM
#26:


IHeartRadiation posted...
G: Lock them inside and light the house on fire

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teepan95
02/12/17 2:12:50 AM
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E
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Thekiller37
02/12/17 2:24:46 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
IHeartRadiation posted...
G: Lock them inside and light the house on fire

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Akagami_Shanks
02/12/17 9:58:07 AM
#29:


Thekiller37 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
IHeartRadiation posted...
G: Lock them inside and light the house on fire

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SkynyrdRocker
02/12/17 10:57:14 AM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
Thekiller37 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
IHeartRadiation posted...
G: Lock them inside and light the house on fire
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doomcrusader
02/12/17 1:09:00 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Akagami_Shanks posted...
Thekiller37 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
IHeartRadiation posted...
G: Lock them inside and light the house on fire

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Equinox_Oscuras
02/12/17 1:14:52 PM
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Syncronous posted...
D then C

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UnfairRepresent
02/12/17 3:21:50 PM
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CE going full CE
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au_gold
02/12/17 10:38:29 PM
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G: Lock them inside and light the house on fire


You stand up and walk out of the room. Your fiancee asks, "Where are you going, dear?" You reply, "I'll be right back." You close the bedroom door and lock it from the outside. Sensual noises and giggling can be heard from inside the room. You speed walk to the kitchen, open a drawer, and grab some lighter fluid and a lighter. You proceed to douse the house in lighter fluid - the curtains, the furniture, the walls, and especially the bedroom door. You leave a trail of lighter fluid following you out the back door. You stand in your backyard and take one last look at your home. Good riddance.

You kneel down next to the trail of lighter fluid and ignite the lighter. Flames burst from the trail you left to inside the house, engulfing the house in fire. You chuckle to yourself. "What a whore." But you notice something out of the corner of your eye. It's your bedroom window; it's half-open and your naked fiancee is sticking her head out trying to climb through. She's screaming at the top of her lungs. You rush over to the window. "Honey! Help us, please! It's spreading inside the room!" she pleas. "I'm stuck! The window won't open anymore! Please, help!"

What do you do?

A: Help both your fiancee and Jamal escape through the window.
B: Help your fiancee out of the window, but leave Jamal to die.
C: Push your fiancee back and help Jamal out of the window, leaving your fiancee to die.
D: Kick your fiancee's head back in and slam the window shut, leaving them both to be burned alive.
E: Slam the window shut to decapitate your fiancee and leave Jamal to be burned alive.
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Thekiller37
02/12/17 11:02:38 PM
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F: Walk away and be cool by not looking at the explosion behind you
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SkynyrdRocker
02/12/17 11:05:52 PM
#36:


Thekiller37 posted...
F: Walk away and be cool by not looking at the explosion behind you
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doomcrusader
02/12/17 11:21:11 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Thekiller37 posted...
F: Walk away and be cool by not looking at the explosion behind you

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PiOverlord
02/13/17 12:55:13 AM
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doomcrusader posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Thekiller37 posted...
F: Walk away and be cool by not looking at the explosion behind you

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Equinox_Oscuras
02/13/17 12:57:30 AM
#39:


C
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Turbam
02/13/17 1:00:36 AM
#40:


Fuck ya'll, C

We gotta save Jamal
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LRodC
02/13/17 1:03:25 AM
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C
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Syncronous
02/13/17 11:21:56 PM
#42:


D
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Kanaya413
02/13/17 11:26:41 PM
#43:


Nice
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au_gold
02/14/17 7:35:25 PM
#44:


F - 4
C - 3
D - 1

Last chance to save Jamal.
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IHeartRadiation
02/14/17 8:04:04 PM
#45:


GaHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


F.

Jamal...
Die.
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Milkman5
02/14/17 10:09:21 PM
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F
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au_gold
02/14/17 10:52:40 PM
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F: Walk away and be cool by not looking at the explosion behind you

You turn and walk away, ignoring your fiancee's desperate cries for help. You exit your lawn and start walking down the road, paying no mind to the arson that has occurred behind you. Your fiancee's screams become quieter and quieter the farther you walk. A faint smirk comes across your face as you hear a thunderous explosion from where your house used to be. You continue your meditative stroll, not even bothering to glance back. It's nice and peaceful now. Your fiancee is screaming no more. The only memento you have of her is the lingering taste in your mouth of her and Jamal's bodily secretions that you recently licked off of her bare body.

You continue walking around your neighborhood, taking the time to appreciate the lavish scenery around you. Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your back and you black out. Moments later, you gather the strength to open your eyes. You see a parked car in the middle of the road, and a gorgeous woman in a tank top and tight yoga pants hovering over you. Her lips are moving but all you hear is a high pitched screech; your hearing has not yet recovered. You deduce that you've been hit by a car, presumably driven by this woman. You feel a surge of agonizing pain course through your entire body. As your senses slowly return to you, you start to understand what the woman is saying: "Are you okay? Oh, my God, please be okay. Sir! Are you alright, sir? Oh, God. Please say something." Although you're in great physical pain, you believe that you haven't incurred any life-threatening injuries. The woman is crying hysterically.

What do you do?

A: Assure her that you're okay and you won't press any charges against her.
B: Proclaim that you need CPR in order to catch your breath, then forcefully make out with her in the process.
C: Propose a bribe, assuring her that you won't press any charges if she takes you back to her place, then proceed to woo her.
D: Threaten to sue her unless she partakes in degrading sexual acts with you, then sue her anyway.
E: Mumble "brains" repeatedly and start crawling toward her like a zombie.
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AntiPhiDisciple
02/14/17 11:31:15 PM
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c.
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Equinox_Oscuras
02/14/17 11:33:33 PM
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Ummmm....yeah, C.
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Thekiller37
02/14/17 11:33:38 PM
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E then C

that last post was great TC
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