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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 3:07:06 AM
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it keeps trying to mount my dog and he's not taking care of it what do
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ReignFury
03/26/17 3:07:37 AM
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Peanut
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ShinigamiSoul
03/26/17 3:08:09 AM
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Put it outside?
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 3:08:43 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Put it outside?

it keeps coming back

ReignFury posted...
Peanut

what the fuck does that mean get the fuck outta here with that shit
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ReignFury
03/26/17 3:11:49 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Put it outside?

it keeps coming back

ReignFury posted...
Peanut

what the fuck does that mean get the fuck outta here with that shit


So do you want to know what that means or do you want me to get out?
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 3:23:15 AM
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ReignFury posted...
So do you want to know what that means or do you want me to get out?

explain and then leave
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Ranmaru-2
03/26/17 3:27:22 AM
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Stop being jealous and let the dogs have sex if they want.
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Gravityfare
03/26/17 3:43:00 AM
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They are dogs. Sometimes you just gotta let them do that kind of stuff. My dog will find cowpies and roll-around in them. At first I was like oh cmon boy what the fuck do you really gotta do it

But now I see it's like the greatest joy in the world for him and he will roll around for 5 minutes in a cowpie so I just am like ughhh you're cleaning yourself when we get home boy.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 3:54:19 AM
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Ranmaru-2 posted...
Stop being jealous and let the dogs have sex if they want.

lol no

Gravityfare posted...
They are dogs. Sometimes you just gotta let them do that kind of stuff. My dog will find cowpies and roll-around in them. At first I was like oh cmon boy what the fuck do you really gotta do it

But now I see it's like the greatest joy in the world for him and he will roll around for 5 minutes in a cowpie so I just am like ughhh you're cleaning yourself when we get home boy.

but i dont want her to get prego
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 5:04:52 AM
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what the fuck do we do with this thing

I'm probably just going to take it to the pound tomorrow. you don't have to pay if you say it just kind of showed up, which is what happened.
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spikethedevil
03/26/17 5:07:31 AM
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Um why haven't you had your dog spayed? It's that or get the other one neutered.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 5:09:10 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Um why haven't you had your dog spayed? It's that or get the other one neutered.

doesn't that cost money? also she doesn't really go around other dogs so idk why i should. also im going to keep the other dog
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spikethedevil
03/26/17 5:11:33 AM
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Then you will either have to get her spayed or him neutered. And yes pets cost money.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 5:14:01 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Then you will either have to get her spayed or him neutered. And yes pets cost money.

whoops i meant im not going to keep the other dog. also dont they get all depressed when you snip em?
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alexander37
03/26/17 5:46:46 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
spikethedevil posted...
Then you will either have to get her spayed or him neutered. And yes pets cost money.

whoops i meant im not going to keep the other dog. also dont they get all depressed when you snip em?

No.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 5:58:52 AM
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well idk maybe down the road i might want to get my dog pregnant.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 6:38:31 AM
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i was gonna let the perv sleep on my bed but he fuckin got all randy around my other dog so i put him out again. fuck that guy
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ThePredominate
03/26/17 7:04:25 AM
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Uh, is the stray dog clean? I wouldn't let it near my bed tbh.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 7:06:54 AM
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ThePredominate posted...
Uh, is the stray dog clean? I wouldn't let it near my bed tbh.

eh it kinda smells like dirt but my dog gets dirty anyway so it's cool. his penis gettin all over my leopard sheets is a problem, though.
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Error1355
03/26/17 7:10:59 AM
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lol @ picking up a stray dog and just letting it stay in your bedroom.
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3rd_Best_Master
03/26/17 7:21:14 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
well idk maybe down the road i might want to get my dog pregnant.

Pretty sure that counts as abuse. Might want to keep those plans to yourself.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 7:23:21 AM
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3rd_Best_Master posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
well idk maybe down the road i might want to get my dog pregnant.

Pretty sure that counts as abuse. Might want to keep those plans to yourself.

With another dog you know what I mean
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 7:24:19 AM
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Error1355 posted...
lol @ picking up a stray dog and just letting it stay in your bedroom.

My brother is being a dick so he put it outside. 54 degrees ain't that cold eh?
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spikethedevil
03/26/17 3:11:07 PM
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Nah 12 Celsius is pretty good.
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Renault
03/26/17 3:16:52 PM
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take it to the creek

your brother i mean
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
03/26/17 3:48:41 PM
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Sell it to the local Chinese food take out. They're take care of the dog for you.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 9:11:49 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Nah 12 Celsius is pretty good.

ok cool

Renault posted...
take it to the creek

your brother i mean

he'd prolly find his way home

Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted...
Sell it to the local Chinese food take out. They're take care of the dog for you.

really? are they nice about it?
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ShinigamiSoul
03/26/17 9:21:06 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
well idk maybe down the road i might want to get my dog pregnant.

Pretty sure that counts as abuse. Might want to keep those plans to yourself.

With another dog you know what I mean

xD
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SSJGrimReaper
03/26/17 9:31:38 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 9:32:34 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
2 corndogs

there's another one in the garage as well

ShinigamiSoul posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
well idk maybe down the road i might want to get my dog pregnant.

Pretty sure that counts as abuse. Might want to keep those plans to yourself.

With another dog you know what I mean

xD

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awesome999
03/26/17 9:33:55 PM
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Ranmaru-2 posted...
Stop being jealous and let the dogs have sex if they want.

Holy shit
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DocileOrangeCup
03/26/17 9:34:25 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Ranmaru-2 posted...
Stop being jealous and let the dogs have sex if they want.

Holy shit

what?
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Skye Reynolds
03/26/17 9:35:26 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
well idk maybe down the road i might want to get my dog pregnant.


xD


(You probably could have worded that better.)
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SSJGrimReaper
03/26/17 9:40:20 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
well idk maybe down the road i might want to get my dog pregnant.

@HashtagTartarus
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HashtagTartarus
03/27/17 12:53:45 AM
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I don't know what this topic has to do with me
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MabusIncarnate
03/27/17 12:58:15 AM
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Pics of your dog, the stray dog, and the instance of mounting.
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Darthfluffy2
03/27/17 1:07:29 AM
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Pics of dog nipples

<_<
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littlebro07
03/27/17 1:08:35 AM
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Take the stray to a vet and they can scan him for a microchip. Someone's probably looking for him.

Also, does he have balls? He might be fixed. My dog is snipped but tries to fuck my other dog all the time.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/27/17 2:18:58 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Take the stray to a vet and they can scan him for a microchip. Someone's probably looking for him.

Also, does he have balls? He might be fixed. My dog is snipped but tries to fuck my other dog all the time.

he has a penis. don't they get rid of those? also he smells so idk if he belonged to somebody.



HashtagTartarus posted...
I don't know what this topic has to do with me

everything

MabusIncarnate posted...
Pics of your dog, the stray dog, and the instance of mounting.

i'll get pics of the other dog in a little bit. here's my dog

Darthfluffy2 posted...
Pics of dog nipples

<_<

what
he is boy
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Derp_McGirt2
03/27/17 2:22:48 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
what
he is boy

>_>

He still has nipples.
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littlebro07
03/27/17 8:31:52 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
he has a penis. don't they get rid of those? also he smells so idk if he belonged to somebody.


No...They snip the balls off.
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DocileOrangeCup
03/27/17 8:35:49 AM
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Darthfluffy2
03/27/17 9:14:54 PM
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They dangle or high and tight?
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TheoryzC
03/27/17 9:16:17 PM
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Another day in the life of DocileOrangeCup and his shitty brother lol
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HashtagTartarus
03/27/17 9:37:32 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Amazing how CE typically argues dogs are worth more than people but don't even give half a crap about this stray.


I care
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Darthfluffy2
03/27/17 9:39:11 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Amazing how CE typically argues dogs are worth more than people but don't even give half a crap about this stray.

Just cause his brother is worthless doesn't mean you should call him a stray
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DocileOrangeCup
03/27/17 9:43:00 PM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Amazing how CE typically argues dogs are worth more than people but don't even give half a crap about this stray.

Just cause his brother is worthless doesn't mean you should call him a stray

Lmao

TheoryzC posted...
Another day in the life of DocileOrangeCup and his shitty brother lol

Yeah seriously. This is like the 4th animal he's brought home.

Darthfluffy2 posted...
They dangle or high and tight?

Idk I just seen them. They seemed pretty normal.
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Leanaunfurled
03/27/17 9:44:30 PM
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Take care of it and find it a home, lawd.
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