Poll of the Day > So for the last month or so, my cat has been

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gravy
04/07/17 9:02:18 PM
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Sitting on my lap whenever I poop if he's also in the bathroom

WTF.
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Claude_Frollo
04/07/17 9:03:08 PM
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The only "WTF" thing about this is why you let him.
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04/07/17 9:06:42 PM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
The only "WTF" thing about this is why you let him.

He has claws, gets scared easily, latches onto me when he's scared, and my delicates are exposed.

Do the math lol
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BillySastard
04/07/17 9:22:33 PM
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You touch your junk to your cat while you poop?

Gross dude
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SorenTheSage
04/07/17 9:39:53 PM
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Have you tried keeping him from jumping onto your lap in the first place?
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SusanGreenEyes
04/07/17 9:56:42 PM
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Shut the door.
Lock it.
Problem solved.
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helIy
04/08/17 1:10:27 AM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Shut the door.
Lock it.
Problem solved.

you think that'll stop a cat?

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