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UnfairRepresent 04/10/17 6:49:29 PM #1: |
A Florida man accused of kissing and touching a teenager’s buttocks provided police with an odd explanation for the crime.
According to the Naples Daily News, a teenage girl told Naples Police that she was sleeping on the beach on Monday when she awoke to 50-year-old Matthew Brabyn, “kissing and touching the outer cloth of her bathing suit on her butt.” Authorities caught up with Brabyn, who told them that “he didn’t mean to fall on the teenager”, but “he tripped over some umbrellas,” according to the Naples Daily News. Brabyn was arrested, charged with misdemeanor battery and taken to the Naples Jail Center. Full ARticle: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-accused-kissing-teen-buttocks-blames-umbrellas/RD3Eo5G4d0TPvd5wVGGUEO/ http://www.palmbeachpost.com/rf/image_large/Pub/p8/PalmBeachPost/2017/04/06/Images/Brabyn.jpg Maybe they should call it misdemeanor buttery. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SophieLuvsTofu 04/10/17 6:50:37 PM #2: |
Um.
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UnfairRepresent 04/10/17 7:10:37 PM #3: |
SophieLuvsTofu posted...
Um. He's claiming he tripped on umbrellas and landed on a female teens ass And she confused that with him fondling and kissing it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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davyheinz 04/10/17 7:13:30 PM #4: |
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VectorChaos 04/10/17 7:15:25 PM #5: |
SophieLuvsTofu posted...
Um. UnfairRepresent posted... A Florida man This should answer all your questions --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendary_zell 04/10/17 7:16:51 PM #6: |
Why are we worried about refugees? Clearly Florida men are the biggest threat to society.
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Irony 04/10/17 7:18:08 PM #7: |
To be fair, I tripped and went headfirst at girl's ass at work.
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rookieplayer03 04/10/17 7:18:28 PM #8: |
legendary_zell posted...
Why are we worried about refugees? Clearly Florida men are the biggest threat to society. We should build a wall and deport them all --- Princes are born. Kings are made. https://gfycat.com/BowedGrimAddax ... Copied to Clipboard!
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twitterfriends 04/10/17 7:20:16 PM #9: |
Fucking Florida Man
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UnfairRepresent 04/10/17 7:33:28 PM #11: |
Irony posted...
To be fair, I tripped and went headfirst at girl's ass at work. ... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leight_Weight 04/10/17 7:35:34 PM #12: |
Only Florida
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Manocheese 04/10/17 7:44:34 PM #13: |
RIP Man accused
Died at the beach shot up to 97 umbrellas http://thewirecutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/umbrellas-euroschirm-1157-630.jpg https://static.pexels.com/photos/88212/pexels-photo-88212.jpeg --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 04/10/17 7:49:39 PM #15: |
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eston 04/10/17 7:50:34 PM #16: |
I fucking hate when that happens
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RebelElite791 04/10/17 7:53:17 PM #17: |
rookieplayer03 posted...
legendary_zell posted...Why are we worried about refugees? Clearly Florida men are the biggest threat to society. They have to go. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 04/10/17 7:54:36 PM #18: |
If you're getting rid of Florida, Georgia needs to go too.
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OwlRammer 04/10/17 8:00:36 PM #20: |
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UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 4:38:46 PM #22: |
OwlRammer posted...
Awkward --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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