Current Events > Scenario: You have to split 4 Parachutes between 9 people. What do you do?

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UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 12:56:05 PM #1:	You're on a plane when suddenly there is a CRUNK sound and the pilot tells you that the plane is damaged and going to crash. He then says the only way to survive is by using a parachute and there are only 4 parachutes to split between the 9 passangers. (He takes the 5th and leaps out before you can stop him) The passengers are: You Tom Brady President Donald Trump Pope Francis Taylor Swift Will Smith Daniel Radcliffe Wesley A 7 year old girl Brady says "Give me one, I'm good at inflating things." Will Smith is in disbelief going "This is a joke right? Like one of those...you know hidden camera things? Youtube pranks, someone's messin' with us right? Planes like this don't crash" Trump says "I'm the president, I get a parachute." A big black British man called Wesley steps up and says "for God's sake man the Kid should get one!" Trump responds: "Shut up Wesley!" The pope interjects "Speaking of God, he wants me to have one" Taylor Swift is crying. Daniel Radcliffe is comforting the little girl What do you do? How would you divide the parachutes? Who would you condemn to death? You don't have long to decide. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877054381] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>You're on a plane when suddenly there is a CRUNK sound and the pilot tells you that the plane is damaged and going to crash. He then says the only way to survive is by using a parachute and there are only 4 parachutes to split between the 9 passangers. (He takes the 5th and leaps out before you can stop him) The passengers are: You Tom Brady President Donald Trump Pope Francis Taylor Swift Will Smith Daniel Radcliffe Wesley A 7 year old girl Brady says "Give me one, I'm good at inflating things." Will Smith is in disbelief going "This is a joke right? Like one of those...you know hidden camera things? Youtube pranks, someone's messin' with us right? Planes like this don't crash" Trump says "I'm the president, I get a parachute." A big black British man called Wesley steps up and says "for God's sake man the Kid should get one!" Trump responds: "Shut up Wesley!" The pope interjects "Speaking of God, he wants me to have one" Taylor Swift is crying. Daniel Radcliffe is comforting the little girl What do you do? How would you divide the parachutes? Who would you condemn to death? You don't have long to decide.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darthfluffy2 04/12/17 12:59:03 PM #2:	Throw all of the parachutes out of the plane and rid the world from all those annoying people --- I feel a great disturbance in your pants <cite>Darthfluffy2 posted [p:877054563] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Throw all of the parachutes out of the plane and rid the world from all those annoying people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 04/12/17 12:59:28 PM #3:	You're on a plane when suddenly there is a CRUNK sound --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:877054585] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><quote>You're on a plane when suddenly there is a CRUNK sound</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SrRd_RacinG 04/12/17 12:59:30 PM #4:	Too much god damn drama for a Wednesday topic. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRn3I4UyDoKyWLC/giphy.gif <cite>SrRd_RacinG posted [p:877054587] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Too much god damn drama for a Wednesday topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 04/12/17 1:00:01 PM #5:	The little girl and I get one. Swift gets one. The rest can figure it out for themselves, I don't care. Actuallu, Wesley gets one. He was being a good dude about it. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:877054623] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>The little girl and I get one. Swift gets one. The rest can figure it out for themselves, I don't care. Actuallu, Wesley gets one. He was being a good dude about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 04/12/17 1:00:47 PM #6:	give all 4 to Wesley --- "This is why you always use gender neutral pronouns like xir/xim/zxir" - REMercsChamp <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:877054663] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>give all 4 to Wesley</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flasbangs 04/12/17 1:01:02 PM #7:	Grab all the parachutes and jump, just in case the first 3 don't work. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer <cite>Flasbangs posted [p:877054683] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Grab all the parachutes and jump, just in case the first 3 don't work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 1:02:10 PM #8:	Old NoiseTank posted... give all 4 to Wesley Well he is big --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877054762] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Old NoiseTank posted...</cite> <quote>give all 4 to Wesley</quote> Well he is big</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prettyprincess 04/12/17 1:03:07 PM #9:	ask them how they are going to divide up their hypothetical parachutes because I'm going down with the plane --- And in an infinite regress, tell me, why is the pain of birth lighter borne than the pain of death? http://www.last.fm/user/followthegospel <cite>prettyprincess posted [p:877054809] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>ask them how they are going to divide up their hypothetical parachutes because I'm going down with the plane</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 04/12/17 1:10:36 PM #10:	Doge gets one world needs Doge Trump gets one if he gives doge high ranking government position T Swift gets one if she dates Doge And 7 year old gets one if she pets Doge --- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs <cite>The_Doge posted [p:877055257] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Doge gets one world needs Doge Trump gets one if he gives doge high ranking government position T Swift gets one if she dates Doge And 7 year old gets one if she pets Doge</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paper_Okami 04/12/17 1:13:54 PM #12:	Me Brady cuz he's my QB Dan rad cuz he seems cool And Pope because he's made the church more sane --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:877055446] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Me Brady cuz he's my QB Dan rad cuz he seems cool And Pope because he's made the church more sane</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 04/12/17 1:20:37 PM #13:	Lol I read this like that damn "get it krunk" fad from last decade. Gives the whole question a new vibe when you imagine it's talking about whstever kind of music all the most annoying kids in high school listened to. Anyway, youngest first, regardless of anything else. I'm guessing that would include me but I don't skip myself. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:877055880] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Lol I read this like that damn "get it krunk" fad from last decade. Gives the whole question a new vibe when you imagine it's talking about whstever kind of music all the most annoying kids in high school listened to. Anyway, youngest first, regardless of anything else. I'm guessing that would include me but I don't skip myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sad_Face 04/12/17 1:21:22 PM #14:	Flasbangs posted... Grab all the parachutes and jump, just in case the first 3 don't work. LMAO --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif <cite>Sad_Face posted [p:877055919] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Flasbangs posted...</cite> <quote>Grab all the parachutes and jump, just in case the first 3 don't work.</quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 1:26:35 PM #15:	M_Live posted... Taylor Swift and Wesley are definitely getting parachutes And the other 2? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877056279] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>M_Live posted...</cite> <quote>Taylor Swift and Wesley are definitely getting parachutes</quote> And the other 2?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nomadic View 04/12/17 1:33:43 PM #16:	Me, Trump, the 7 year old I'll auction off the fourth. --- {}\\{}(o){}\\//{}//=\\{})){}(< \\//{}{{-{}//\\{} {}xxxxxxxx{};;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> <cite>Nomadic View posted [p:877056766] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Me, Trump, the 7 year old I'll auction off the fourth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 04/12/17 1:36:22 PM #17:	Why not just condemn one to death? You can get two people to one parachute.. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:877056938] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Why not just condemn one to death? You can get two people to one parachute..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 04/12/17 1:39:47 PM #18:	Flasbangs posted... Grab all the parachutes and jump, just in case the first 3 don't work. I would give all 4 to Trump for the same reason. --- "If the day does not require an AK, it is good." The Great Warrior Poet, Ice Cube <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:877057194] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Flasbangs posted...</cite> <quote>Grab all the parachutes and jump, just in case the first 3 don't work.</quote> I would give all 4 to Trump for the same reason.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 1:40:11 PM #19:	krazychao5 posted... Why not just condemn one to death? You can get two people to one parachute.. Because that would gut the scenario. Only one person per parachute. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877057227] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>krazychao5 posted...</cite> <quote>Why not just condemn one to death? You can get two people to one parachute..</quote> Because that would gut the scenario. Only one person per parachute.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 04/12/17 1:41:15 PM #20:	Somehow manipulate them into letting me hold one parachute while I'm near the door and then just jump. The passengers sound technologically stupid, so I'll just be like "I work in IT guys, let me just make sure the parachute is functional" and then just jump. Fuck the rest. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:877057299] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Somehow manipulate them into letting me hold one parachute while I'm near the door and then just jump. The passengers sound technologically stupid, so I'll just be like "I work in IT guys, let me just make sure the parachute is functional" and then just jump. Fuck the rest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark Summoner 04/12/17 1:42:46 PM #21:	krazychao5 posted... Why not just condemn one to death? You can get two people to one parachute.. Exactly... Myself/T swift ;) Pope/Radcliff Brady/Smith Wesley/girl <cite>Dark Summoner posted [p:877057391] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>krazychao5 posted...</cite> <quote>Why not just condemn one to death? You can get two people to one parachute..</quote> Exactly... Myself/T swift ;) Pope/Radcliff Brady/Smith Wesley/girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 04/12/17 1:56:45 PM #22:	Two people can use one parachute... --- // BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE - LOVE IS NOT MUSIC - MUSIC IS THE BEST - WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ--WHICH IS EXTINCT // http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:877058226] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Two people can use one parachute...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 1:57:57 PM #23:	Pogo_Marimo posted... Two people can use one parachute... In this scenario they can't. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877058295] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pogo_Marimo posted...</cite> <quote>Two people can use one parachute...</quote> In this scenario they can't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 04/12/17 2:00:13 PM #24:	Me, Will Smith, the little girl and Daniel Radcliffe ride off into the sunset together. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:877058451] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Me, Will Smith, the little girl and Daniel Radcliffe ride off into the sunset together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 04/12/17 2:01:18 PM #25:	who the hell is wesley in this topic --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:877058504] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>who the hell is wesley in this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 2:01:58 PM #26:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... who the hell is wesley in this topic He's a big black British man. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877058544] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote>who the hell is wesley in this topic</quote> He's a big black British man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sir Will 04/12/17 2:15:57 PM #27:	Me, the little girl, um... Daniel and... Taylor or Wesley, I don't know. How old is he? The others are older. The Pope really old. And denying one to Trump goes without saying. --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' <cite>Sir Will posted [p:877059402] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Me, the little girl, um... Daniel and... Taylor or Wesley, I don't know. How old is he? The others are older. The Pope really old. And denying one to Trump goes without saying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/12/17 2:17:59 PM #28:	Sir Will posted... How old is he? Older than Taylor Swift --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877059527] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sir Will posted...</cite> <quote>How old is he? </quote> Older than Taylor Swift</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 04/12/17 2:33:34 PM #29:	Throw the Pope out without one while shouting "If God wills it, he will surely save you from dying. Godspeed!" in true Protestant fashion. The rest get to buddy up (I'll take either the girl or Swift so that my landing stays slow enough to not cause any injury. Wesley gets the other since he was considering another person over his own safety). --- GameFlux: Unofficial GameFAQs board browser <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:877060543] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Throw the Pope out without one while shouting "If God wills it, he will surely save you from dying. Godspeed!" in true Protestant fashion. The rest get to buddy up (I'll take either the girl or Swift so that my landing stays slow enough to not cause any injury. Wesley gets the other since he was considering another person over his own safety).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13 04/13/17 10:00:52 PM #30:	The girl gets one because she still has a life to live. Wesley gets one because he was thinking about someone else rather then himself. I get one because I also have a life to live as I'm the second youngest person there. The rest can decide among themselves. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:877153691] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>The girl gets one because she still has a life to live. Wesley gets one because he was thinking about someone else rather then himself. I get one because I also have a life to live as I'm the second youngest person there. The rest can decide among themselves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hash-Brown 04/13/17 10:09:30 PM #31:	Tom, Wesley, little girl And then me and Taylor strap together and use the last one. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>Hash-Brown posted [p:877154158] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Tom, Wesley, little girl And then me and Taylor strap together and use the last one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 04/13/17 10:12:21 PM #32:	Me Kid Will Wesley --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:877154309] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>Me Kid Will Wesley</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 04/13/17 10:14:19 PM #33:	I take one and ask who wants to survive to come with me. I hold onto them tombstone piledriver position and deliver the world's highest tombstone piledriver --- http://i.imgtc.com/zPvnLh0.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:877154443] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote>I take one and ask who wants to survive to come with me. I hold onto them tombstone piledriver position and deliver the world's highest tombstone piledriver</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/15/17 6:17:35 PM #34:	Paragon21XX posted... Throw the Pope out without one :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877262828] in Scenario: ... [t:75229324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>Throw the Pope out without one</quote> :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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