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Peter_Griffin33
04/13/17 6:12:55 PM
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I just kept telling the guy I had obsessive compulsive disorder and he was making a huge mistake. What did I do wrong?
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BIackest_Night
04/13/17 6:14:02 PM
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You put the cheese triangles on all facing the same way
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Vyrulisse
04/13/17 6:14:09 PM
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jenningsnash313
04/13/17 6:14:32 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
What did I do wrong?

You were too slow, clearly.
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Peter_Griffin33
04/13/17 6:17:11 PM
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BIackest_Night posted...
You put the cheese triangles on all facing the same way

I don't touch cheese anymore since the Cheeto Dick incident
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awesome999
04/13/17 6:17:33 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
What did I do wrong?

You were too slow

You know there are jobs where focusing on the minute details gets you ahead right? Sure they need some sort of training but still
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/13/17 6:17:44 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSAWRdvVCgc

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Kitt
04/13/17 6:18:35 PM
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IHeartRadiation
04/13/17 6:19:27 PM
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Why didn't join as a janitor?
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Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 6:20:25 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Cheeto Dick incident

Da fuck
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thompsontalker7
04/13/17 6:26:50 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSAWRdvVCgc


Lmao
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deanshow
04/13/17 6:27:54 PM
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I think they fired you because you're a relative of Terry Nichols (one of the co-conspirators of the Oklahoma City Bombing)
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Peter_Griffin33
04/13/17 6:29:59 PM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Cheeto Dick incident

Da fuck

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2dgxfl/tifu_by_eating_cheetos_in_class/
thompsontalker7 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSAWRdvVCgc


Lmao

are you any good at battlefield now
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thompsontalker7
04/13/17 6:41:16 PM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...

are you any good at battlefield now


Fam I was always good (top 1% in Rush in BF4/ top 5% in Conquest)

Over 1100 SPM in Battlefield 1 atm
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Mister_Spyker
04/13/17 6:45:58 PM
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I have you tagged as cheeto dick and I don't remember why
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Peter_Griffin33
04/14/17 3:25:38 AM
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Peter_Griffin33
04/14/17 3:26:11 AM
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thompsontalker7 posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...

are you any good at battlefield now


Fam I was always good (top 1% in Rush in BF4/ top 5% in Conquest)

Over 1100 SPM in Battlefield 1 atm

I can't seem to find enjoyment in BF1.
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DrizztLink
04/16/17 2:52:42 AM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
BIackest_Night posted...
You put the cheese triangles on all facing the same way

I don't touch cheese anymore since the Cheeto Dick incident

I still have you tagged as that.

Now I can remember why.
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Dash_Harber
04/16/17 2:57:33 AM
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Kitt posted...
Xsquader, is that you?


I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this; announces his mental issues, fails at a task, blames everyone but himself. It ticked all the boxes for me.
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Turbam
04/16/17 2:58:52 AM
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How slow were you?
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Cornmuffins
04/16/17 3:00:02 AM
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It really did happen to xsquader. There was a recording (gasp) where he was pissed at his boss for being let go or something. I think he took that one down though.
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Sphyx
04/16/17 3:01:03 AM
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I got fired for smiling too much at work.
I told them "if i can't smile on the job, get yourself another funeral director!"

#stolenjoke
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Burnt_Puke82
04/16/17 3:05:06 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Kitt posted...
Xsquader, is that you?


I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this; announces his mental issues, fails at a task, blames everyone but himself. It ticked all the boxes for me.

There's a reason it ticked all the boxes since this topic is about Xsquader.
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kingdrake2
04/16/17 3:05:14 AM
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people get fired for many reason, going too slow discourages customers from coming in and ordering. though this add's stress to the person making the sandwiches which is the cost.

wished some of the checkers at safeway went slightly faster, sometimes it take 20 mins to get out of the store after grabbing what i need.
at least they do double bag some of the heavier things sometimes.
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Peter_Griffin33
04/16/17 5:38:39 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
It really did happen to xsquader. There was a recording (gasp) where he was pissed at his boss for being let go or something. I think he took that one down though.

I have it saved :)
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Lonestar2000
04/16/17 5:52:50 AM
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deanshow posted...
I think they fired you because you're a relative of Terry Nichols (one of the co-conspirators of the Oklahoma City Bombing)

WTF
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Ki_cat_
04/16/17 6:37:14 AM
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So...what is "too slow" at that Subway? Was it a fairly busy one? I don't think speed really matters as long as you get the job done in a reasonable time frame and people aren't really upset at your pace.

A lot of Subway employees I meet aren't super into it or anything. Did it take you a minute or so to count out portion sizes for stuff?
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Polycosm
04/16/17 6:41:35 AM
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Hey, you can't rush sandwich art.
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Kelystic
04/16/17 6:44:33 AM
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Peter_Griffin33
04/16/17 6:51:38 AM
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pegusus123456
04/16/17 7:09:50 AM
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Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Kelystic posted...
jcN8l1K

nyXZEbf

You disgust me.

Direct link, you monster.
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Peter_Griffin33
04/16/17 7:55:33 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Kelystic posted...
jcN8l1K

nyXZEbf

You disgust me.

Direct link, you monster.

j9Jxbek
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kingdrake2
04/16/17 10:19:41 AM
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lmao at the dog.

it just hops away.
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