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slothica
04/13/17 11:41:14 PM
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So like, when you sit down to take a shit, does your dick ever fall into the toilet water? I mean, it seems like it would depending on the size of the bowl.

I was thinking about that earlier when I was on the toilet myself. Figured I'd come to CE and get an answer 'cause I'm bound to get an answer here.
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MrK3V
04/13/17 11:41:45 PM
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sometimes my dick hits the water and it just feels so weird
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Burnt_Puke82
04/13/17 11:44:58 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxcE7RbN_c

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slothica
04/14/17 12:15:43 AM
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MrK3V posted...
sometimes my dick hits the water and it just feels so weird


Dat sounds like it would be gross.

I'm mortified with just the splash from the average turd.
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jenningsnash313
04/14/17 12:17:01 AM
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I guess mine isn't big enough to know dat feel :(
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ShinigamiSoul
04/14/17 12:17:50 AM
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No, because I rest it on the toilet seat so it doesn't hang in the bowl.
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Turbam
04/14/17 12:18:49 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
No, because I rest it on the toilet seat so it doesn't hang in the bowl.

But what if you get those surprise pee squirts?
You'll have pee on the floor.
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Sativa_Rose
04/14/17 12:19:43 AM
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Has happened a few times with the balls. It's not a pleasant experience.
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thronedfire2
04/14/17 12:19:56 AM
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its happened to me at work before

hated those toilets
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UnicornPorn
04/14/17 12:21:06 AM
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ShinigamiSoul
04/14/17 12:23:50 AM
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Turbam posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
No, because I rest it on the toilet seat so it doesn't hang in the bowl.

But what if you get those surprise pee squirts?
You'll have pee on the floor.

Nah i don't get those...often
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Uncle_Drew
04/14/17 12:25:05 AM
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I usually just throw mine over my shoulder to avoid dipping it in the toilet water
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/14/17 12:35:51 AM
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Do you have pretty feet, Miss slothica?
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slothica
04/14/17 12:38:00 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Do you have pretty feet, Miss slothica?


No. I'm a bird lady, with talons.
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/14/17 12:42:08 AM
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slothica posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Do you have pretty feet, Miss slothica?


No. I'm a bird lady, with talons.

Well that's not sexy. I'm outta here.
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Spidey5
04/14/17 12:42:46 AM
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ShinigamiSoul
04/14/17 12:43:33 AM
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Do YOU have pretty feet, VolkBro? :)
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slothica
04/14/17 12:46:33 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Well that's not sexy. I'm outta here.


Let's see your feet then :/
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ShinigamiSoul
04/14/17 12:47:30 AM
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slothica posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Well that's not sexy. I'm outta here.


Let's see your feet then :/

@Volkswagen_Bros
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/14/17 12:52:20 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Do YOU have pretty feet, VolkBro? :)

I don't know, do you? How they smell?

slothica posted...
Let's see your feet then :/

I only draw feet, m'lady. I was hoping you'd show yours so I can add more sketches to my already growling collection.

They gotta look like this.

vcFg5ll
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ShinigamiSoul
04/14/17 12:55:22 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Do YOU have pretty feet, VolkBro? :)

I don't know, do you? How they smell?


I asked you first tho. How do yours smell?
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Fax_Machine
04/14/17 1:00:44 AM
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You guys just let it hang? I always kinda tuck mine up so it doesn't rub on the front porcelain either >_>
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/14/17 1:06:46 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Do YOU have pretty feet, VolkBro? :)

I don't know, do you? How they smell?


I asked you first tho. How do yours smell?

No, no, you answer me boy. Describe to us the aroma emitted by your feet, even though I'm more interested in TC's fragrance.
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slothica
04/14/17 1:07:58 AM
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This went from a dick topic to a foot fetish topic faster than I had anticipated :/
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ShinigamiSoul
04/14/17 1:10:19 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Do YOU have pretty feet, VolkBro? :)

I don't know, do you? How they smell?


I asked you first tho. How do yours smell?

No, no, you answer me boy. Describe to us the aroma emitted by your feet, even though I'm more interested in TC's fragrance.

Nope, you answer me first. How do your feet smell?? And your shoe size??
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jenningsnash313
04/14/17 1:11:36 AM
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slothica posted...
This went from a dick topic to a foot fetish topic faster than I had anticipated :/

That's honestly on you. You should know that all dick toilet topics eventually become foot fetish topics. You need to plan better next time.
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weapon_d00d816
04/14/17 1:12:56 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

I only draw feet, m'lady. I was hoping you'd show yours so I can add more sketches to my already growling collection.

Wow panty-dropper line right there
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/14/17 1:18:47 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Nope, you answer me first. How do your feet smell?? And your shoe size??

Seems we've reached a standstill then, Lady Shinigami. No one can persuade the other to answer.

Either way, I'm certain slothica has pretty, petite feet that just beg to be played with, like kneading pizza dough.
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slothica
04/14/17 1:22:56 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Either way, I'm certain slothica has pretty, petite feet that just beg to be played with, like kneading pizza dough.


Oh you'd be so disappointed.
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thronedfire2
04/14/17 1:50:23 AM
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would having athlete's foot be like an std for foot fetishists?
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Syncronous
04/14/17 2:03:23 AM
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All the time. And it's always freezing.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
04/14/17 2:13:36 AM
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Jesus christ volks is creepier then vegy
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EternalDivide
04/14/17 2:21:50 AM
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It's happened a few times over the years. Always a public toilet. It's when you don't notice it until it's too late but it's one of those toilets where it's really shallow so the water is already close and then it's hot out that day so you're stuff is hanging lower than usual too.

It's all kinds of violating when it happens. If it's just the balls then move on with life but when it's the tip. Every time that's happened I'm in this silent panic for about a day because I'm worried I've caught aids or something now.
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CE-Asked4This
04/14/17 4:38:42 PM
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slothica posted...
This went from a dick topic to a foot fetish topic faster than I had anticipated :/

That's what happens when Volks enters a topic. He likes to harass the girls on here and ask about their feet.

He did it to an underage user as well. He's pretty god damn creepy.
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