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ManSpread
04/14/17 11:50:05 PM
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http://www.imdb.com/list/ls052091214/

you just cant remake commando, weird science, toxic avenger, etc
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
04/15/17 12:03:38 AM
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So which 32 do you think will be alright?
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ManSpread
04/15/17 12:06:16 AM
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Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
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So which 32 do you think will be alright?

huh, i didnt even pay attention that it was 2 pages
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DirkDiggles
04/15/17 12:07:23 AM
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Death Wish?

Charles Bronson is going to roll in his grave.
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Skye Reynolds
04/15/17 12:07:31 AM
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21.
Commando (????)
When terrorists seize control of a plane carrying the Vice President, the government covers it up and tries to bury it...


That's not even the plot of Commando. That's like remaking Die Hard, but having John McClane trapped in a zoo where all of the animals have been let loose.
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DrizztLink
04/15/17 12:08:13 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
21.
Commando (????)
When terrorists seize control of a plane carrying the Vice President, the government covers it up and tries to bury it...


That's not even the plot of Commando. That's like remaking Die Hard, but having John McClane trapped in a zoo where all of the animals have been let loose.

...I'd watch it.
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Paper_Okami
04/15/17 12:27:10 AM
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Videodrome remake?

Triggered. That is one of the greatest movies of all time.
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Dash_Harber
04/15/17 12:34:17 AM
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The Crow doesn't need to be remade. The whole story lends itself to a reboot/sequel. The Crow can literally bring back anyone that wants vengeance.

Starship Troopers doesn't need to be remade.

Akira sounds like a trainwreck already, given that they are calling it "supernatural" in the description when the original was very, very cyberpunk.

Escape From New York will completely bomb unless Carpenter does everything (and I mean everything) on it.

American Psycho is really fucking weird to remake. The whole thing is so set in the time period that I don't really understand how they would update it. Modern yuppies, I guess?

Heavy Metal is about the only one that lends itself to a remake, only if they try out some different stories instead of just the exact same ones. I'm pretty sure that something came out already under the Metal Hurlant title.

Why reboot Daredevil? That is what the series is for.

The Expendabelles makes sense, since Sly recently quit the original series. I don't think it will be anywhere near as cool, and I somehow suspect they will put more female comedy actors than action heroes.
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ZCheveyo
04/15/17 12:35:24 AM
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ManSpread posted...
remake commando

Wait, what?!
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hyperpsycho
04/15/17 12:38:46 AM
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A lot of these movies are a product of their time and it doesn't make sense to remake them.
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Forlorn_Ass
04/15/17 12:38:52 AM
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The Crow?

God damnit.
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Dash_Harber
04/15/17 12:40:17 AM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
The Crow?

God damnit.


I wouldn't worry too much about that one. The movie has been in development for like 10-15 years now. It's been canceled and restarted about three or four times now.
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Gamer99z
04/15/17 12:43:09 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
The Crow?

God damnit.


I wouldn't worry too much about that one. The movie has been in development for like 10-15 years now. It's been canceled and restarted about three or four times now.

Let's be real here anyways, they're haven't been any legitimately good Crow movies. I only like the original because of how fucking cheesy and dumb it is.
It's extremely overrated due to Brandon Lee being accidentally killed during production.
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Forlorn_Ass
04/15/17 1:36:56 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
The Crow?

God damnit.


I wouldn't worry too much about that one. The movie has been in development for like 10-15 years now. It's been canceled and restarted about three or four times now.

Let's be real here anyways, they're haven't been any legitimately good Crow movies. I only like the original because of how fucking cheesy and dumb it is.
It's extremely overrated due to Brandon Lee being accidentally killed during production.


No.
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Gamer99z
04/15/17 2:01:11 AM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
The Crow?

God damnit.


I wouldn't worry too much about that one. The movie has been in development for like 10-15 years now. It's been canceled and restarted about three or four times now.

Let's be real here anyways, they're haven't been any legitimately good Crow movies. I only like the original because of how fucking cheesy and dumb it is.
It's extremely overrated due to Brandon Lee being accidentally killed during production.


No.

It's really bad. I've seen it at least a couple dozen times. I love the movie, but it's really a bad movie.
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Dash_Harber
04/15/17 2:59:23 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
The Crow?

God damnit.


I wouldn't worry too much about that one. The movie has been in development for like 10-15 years now. It's been canceled and restarted about three or four times now.

Let's be real here anyways, they're haven't been any legitimately good Crow movies. I only like the original because of how fucking cheesy and dumb it is.
It's extremely overrated due to Brandon Lee being accidentally killed during production.


No.

It's really bad. I've seen it at least a couple dozen times. I love the movie, but it's really a bad movie.


I'd disagree personally. It's no worse than any other action movie of the area. However, it made some really cool stylistic choices, clearly inspired by the graphic novel, and sort of invented the modern supernatural revenge drama. We only see it as cheesy now because it's been imitated so many times. I'm not arguing it's a work of art, but as far as action/comic book films from the time go, it's actually a pretty decent movie.
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FaultyGourry
04/15/17 3:19:41 AM
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Only 3 movies on there really bother me.
An American Werewolf in London. Directed by Max Landis. With a female lead of course. The shining star of the shit list.

Jacob's Ladder. It's perfect as is. Leave it the fuck alone.

Big Trouble in Little China. Though the shitstorm it's sure to cause online will at least be amusing.

On the flipside, I'm a little hype to see Gremlin's 3 on that list and I can see Suspiria being great if it's done right.
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HainoRocks
04/15/17 3:20:58 AM
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Guys and gals, do me a favor. Go to film school and take a creative writing class, because Hollywood is fucking blowing it.
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FlashOfLight
04/15/17 3:25:24 AM
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This is pathetic, they're actually going for these. I thought the link would just be off a fan's idea of what movies are irreplaceable, but they're legit trying to make remakes of those.

Beyond embarrassing.
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Strider102
04/15/17 3:50:19 AM
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At least The Godfather isn't being re...

*sees The Godfather is getting a remake and sees The Rock as Michael Corleone*

What the actual fuck...
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Dash_Harber
04/15/17 4:15:34 AM
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Strider102 posted...
At least The Godfather isn't being re...

*sees The Godfather is getting a remake and sees The Rock as Michael Corleone*

What the actual fuck...


That has to be a joke ... right? Right?
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FaultyGourry
04/15/17 4:18:28 AM
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Strider102 posted...
At least The Godfather isn't being re...

*sees The Godfather is getting a remake and sees The Rock as Michael Corleone*

What the actual fuck...

...Come again? I'm going to need a source on this.
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Strider102
04/15/17 4:24:36 AM
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http://theburnward.com/2016/07/02/remake-of-the-godfather-coming-in-2017/

I don't know if it's legit but it waa the first thing that popped up on google. It's probably fake though and it's from last year. It also says Robert De Niro is playing Vito Corleone.
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FaultyGourry
04/15/17 4:30:44 AM
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Strider102 posted...
http://theburnward.com/2016/07/02/remake-of-the-godfather-coming-in-2017/

I don't know if it's legit but it waa the first thing that popped up on google. It's probably fake though and it's from last year. It also says Robert De Niro is playing Vito Corleone.

Looking at the related stories, I'm guessing that's a parody news site.
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Strider102
04/15/17 4:33:33 AM
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FaultyGourry posted...
Strider102 posted...
http://theburnward.com/2016/07/02/remake-of-the-godfather-coming-in-2017/

I don't know if it's legit but it waa the first thing that popped up on google. It's probably fake though and it's from last year. It also says Robert De Niro is playing Vito Corleone.

Looking at the related stories, I'm guessing that's a parody news site.


I hope so. The Rock as Micheal wouldn't make any sense. Though Robert as Vito wouldn't be bad seeing as how he was Young Vito in Part 2
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Skywalker82
04/15/17 4:36:34 AM
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I like The Mummy trailer that I saw not too long ago. That looks like it could be fun.

I'm interested in the Voltron movie if it ever gets made. It better not be like those bullshit Transformer movies though.

Highlander from one of the guys that did John Wick sounds sick. I like the idea of warriors that kill each other to get stronger. Maybe they can mix in different fighting styles this time.

Interested in Escape from New York and Death Wish because of who they have attached to it. Should at least be movie rentals.

Edit: Just saw the new trailer for The Mummy and idk....DAMN Gladiator got fat. Looks like he'll be playing a important role if they get the Universal Monsters universe going.
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Skye Reynolds
04/15/17 1:09:44 PM
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HainoRocks posted...
Guys and gals, do me a favor. Go to film school and take a creative writing class, because Hollywood is fucking blowing it.


It doesn't matter. Hollywood does nothing but remakes and sequels because everything must have name value.

Judging from the premise, Commando '18 is an original story inspired by something like Air Force One or Con Air. But calling it Commando generates buzz. You'll have fans of the first one watching it with the intent of complaining about how it pales in comparison to the original. And you'll have open-minded fans watching it to see what it does different or how it holds its own. And young people like remakes because those stories are made for them. It's not the boring old version that their parents or grandparents watched. It's the new version that's modern and hip. Hollywood has gone to the trouble of watching or reading those old stories, saving everything of value, and updating it for the new generation. Or so naive young viewers are inclined to believe and that's how people get away with inferior remakes. It's better because it's new.

Would I be watching this film if it was called Flight 982? Not unless it received good word of mouth. Will I be watching it since it's Commando? I can tell you already the end fight scene (if there is one) won't be as a good as it was in the first film, but I'm probably still gonna see it unless it looks like utter trash.
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dave_is_slick
04/15/17 1:55:28 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Why reboot Daredevil? That is what the series is for.

Maybe, but like you said this is what the series is for, to bring him to the movieverse, give him a bigger role? Civil War was the perfect opportunity to finally have a crossover, maybe they want him to have his own movie before that happens?
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boxington
04/15/17 1:57:54 PM
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wat @ Jordan Peele directing the Akira remake

must watch
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TheLazyChampion
04/15/17 2:00:50 PM
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Sting should play the Crow in the remake.
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Dash_Harber
04/16/17 3:03:27 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Why reboot Daredevil? That is what the series is for.

Maybe, but like you said this is what the series is for, to bring him to the movieverse, give him a bigger role? Civil War was the perfect opportunity to finally have a crossover, maybe they want him to have his own movie before that happens?


But the reason the series was made was because of the vastly different tone of the two series.
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DrizztLink
04/16/17 3:05:20 AM
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Skywalker82 posted...

Highlander from one of the guys that did John Wick sounds sick. I like the idea of warriors that kill each other to get stronger. Maybe they can mix in different fighting styles this time.

What, you mean guys with claymores and katanas and sabers and scimitars don't all fight exactly the same way?
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Dash_Harber
04/16/17 3:12:09 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Skywalker82 posted...

Highlander from one of the guys that did John Wick sounds sick. I like the idea of warriors that kill each other to get stronger. Maybe they can mix in different fighting styles this time.

What, you mean guys with claymores and katanas and sabers and scimitars don't all fight exactly the same way?

In movies they do.
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