Poll of the Day > As a person very experienced in sex, feel free to ask me anything

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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 1:35:08 AM
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I'm sexperienced guys.

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MrMelodramatic
04/15/17 1:38:30 AM
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Sex sucks. How do I make it suck less.
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 1:41:03 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Sex sucks. How do I make it suck less.


So melodramatic.

Be better.
Do better.
Fuck better.

But essentially performance anxiety and general nervousness ruins it. Even if you're bad at it, shininh light and humor on flaws is just a precursor to violent chemistry.
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MrMelodramatic
04/15/17 1:42:13 AM
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violentl chemistry?
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CountessRolab
04/15/17 1:44:50 AM
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argonautweakend
04/15/17 1:45:43 AM
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is the pussy usually warm or cold on the inside
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 1:46:49 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
HIV+ yet?


No. I practiced safe sex. I even had sex a guy whi was HIV+. The story of how he got it was so sad.
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MrMelodramatic
04/15/17 1:46:51 AM
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I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke
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CountessRolab
04/15/17 1:47:27 AM
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IAmNowGone posted...
CountessRolab posted...
HIV+ yet?


I even had sex a guy whi was HIV+


WTF
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 1:47:36 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
is the pussy usually warm or cold on the inside


Ask someone straight but I imagine warm if it's anytgung like a butthole.
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 1:48:53 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke


No, I am. I've only orgasm once during sex.

CountessRolab posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
CountessRolab posted...
HIV+ yet?


I even had sex a guy whi was HIV+


WTF


Exactly the kind of stigma that ruins our society.
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CountessRolab
04/15/17 1:50:43 AM
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IAmNowGone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke


No, I am. I've only orgasm once during sex.

CountessRolab posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
CountessRolab posted...
HIV+ yet?


I even had sex a guy whi was HIV+


WTF


Exactly the kind of stigma that ruins our society.


Um, no. If a guy has a life-threatening STD, it is stupid to have sex with him.
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 1:51:28 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke


No, I am. I've only orgasm once during sex.

CountessRolab posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
CountessRolab posted...
HIV+ yet?


I even had sex a guy whi was HIV+


WTF


Exactly the kind of stigma that ruins our society.


Um, no. If a guy has a life-threatening STD, it is stupid to have sex with him.


Lol. And yet here I am, STD free because protection works.
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CountessRolab
04/15/17 1:52:55 AM
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IAmNowGone posted...
CountessRolab posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke


No, I am. I've only orgasm once during sex.

CountessRolab posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
CountessRolab posted...
HIV+ yet?


I even had sex a guy whi was HIV+


WTF


Exactly the kind of stigma that ruins our society.


Um, no. If a guy has a life-threatening STD, it is stupid to have sex with him.


Lol. And yet here I am, STD free because protection works.


do you play Russian Roulette too?
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MasterSword546
04/15/17 1:57:09 AM
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IAmNowGone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke


No, I am. I've only orgasm once during sex.


That'd be because you guys aren't using a vagina.
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MrMelodramatic
04/15/17 1:58:48 AM
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MasterSword546 posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke


No, I am. I've only orgasm once during sex.


That'd be because you guys aren't using a vagina.

Except that a vast majority of the time, I am using a vagina.
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Mead
04/15/17 2:06:48 AM
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Is it true that men can't get pregnant if you do it upside down?
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PPPPLAASSUMA
04/15/17 2:20:22 AM
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Do you need to drain the spit valve on a rusty trombone?
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 12:16:58 PM
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@CountessRolab you are so ignorant. And no.

MasterSword546 posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
I've only orgasmed thrice while having the sex. Am I broke


No, I am. I've only orgasm once during sex.



That'd be because you guys aren't using a vagina.


No. I am on medication that severes my sex drive and mutes my orgasms.

Mead posted...
Is it true that men can't get pregnant if you do it upside down?


Yes.

PPPPLAASSUMA posted...
Do you need to drain the spit valve on a rusty trombone?


I prefer it wet.
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wwinterj25
04/15/17 12:31:43 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Ask someone straight but I imagine warm if it's anytgung like a butthole.



Not as experienced as I hoped. Still top, bottom or both? *gets out notebook*
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green dragon
04/15/17 12:35:58 PM
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Have you ever had sex with a female?

Have you have had sex with multiple people at the same time?
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 1:05:11 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
Ask someone straight but I imagine warm if it's anytgung like a butthole.



Not as experienced as I hoped. Still top, bottom or both? *gets out notebook*


Both. Mostly bottom.

green dragon posted...
Have you ever had sex with a female?

Have you have had sex with multiple people at the same time?


No fem sex but had a gf.

And yes i had two threesomes
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party_animal07
04/15/17 1:09:27 PM
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I was going to ask which hole i put it in, but uh...yeah
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 11:27:39 PM
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party_animal07 posted...
I was going to ask which hole i put it in, but uh...yeah


the brown one
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PK_Spam
04/15/17 11:30:50 PM
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I once had someone call me "[Their] Big" (as in their mentor in a fraternity) once. Why did this turn me on?
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KogaSteelfang
04/15/17 11:37:28 PM
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How do I go from no sex, to some sex?
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 11:39:03 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Why?


Why not?

PK_Spam posted...
I once had someone call me "[Their] Big" (as in their mentor in a fraternity) once. Why did this turn me on?


That's such a stupid thing to say. Big? But I'd imagine such a testosterone fueled place and a guy saying big would be pretty hot in context.
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IAmNowGone
04/15/17 11:39:22 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
How do I go from no sex, to some sex?


Pursue it.
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CountessRolab
04/15/17 11:39:42 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
I once had someone call me "[Their] Big" (as in their mentor in a fraternity) once. Why did this turn me on?


Because you are so big, senpai! ;3
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deoxxys
04/15/17 11:57:11 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
Ask someone straight but I imagine warm if it's anytgung like a butthole.



Not as experienced as I hoped. Still top, bottom or both? *gets out notebook*


yeah i can still be straight and know what both feel like

buttholes are great because they are really tight and it feels taboo sticking it in that dirty hole but thats why its great, kind of like having sex with your hot cousin.

but vaginas are heavenly warm and wet and only give up small resistance at first as opposed to the butthole that fights you.
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