Current Events > Why is shit always flying in my eye?

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Im serious. Smoke a cigarette? Ash flies in my eye. Change the cat litter? A little pebble of litter flies in my eye. Walking down the street minding my own business? Dirt or a bug or some random debris flies in my eye. Sitting inside in a temperature and weather controlled climate? An eye lash gets stuck in my eye.

I think God is trying to take my eyes from me

My uncle was on a smallish boat during a vacation and a larger ship floated on by. Someone tossed a lit cigarette off the side of the larger ship and it landed directly at his eye causing his hard contact lens to crack and require immediate trip to the ER. The hard contact is likely what kept his eye from being permanently damaged.
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why is poop flying in your eyes
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Same. And everything lands in my mouth as well.
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Error1355 posted...

My uncle was on a smallish boat during a vacation and a larger ship floated on by. Someone tossed a lit cigarette off the side of the larger ship and it landed directly at his eye causing his hard contact lens to crack and require immediate trip to the ER. The hard contact is likely what kept his eye from being permanently damaged.

Jesus christ. The dude couldnt wait to throw out his butt until there were no other boats around? Or better yet just put it in an ashtray? I hate people like that

When eating the booty goes wrong.
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