Current Events > Scenario: Little Timmy has fallen down a well and it's raining, what do you do?

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UnfairRepresent
04/18/17 11:28:20 PM
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You're many miles away from the nearest town and the fire-department wouldn't be able to make in time if called.

You have no rope or ladder.


Ha7eurU

How do you save him?
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UnholyMudcrab
04/18/17 11:29:50 PM
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CrimsonWaffle
04/18/17 11:30:10 PM
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Send my love down the well
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LastTomorrow
04/18/17 11:30:20 PM
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Get a ladder. A big ladder. One should be constructed for these situations
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UnfairRepresent
04/18/17 11:36:08 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
Get a ladder. A big ladder. One should be constructed for these situations

You don't have a ladder and you're far away from the nearest town, what would you construct one from?
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NintendoFanGirl
04/18/17 11:39:04 PM
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timmy will just float up. nbd
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/18/17 11:39:58 PM
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NintendoFanGirl posted...
timmy will just float up. nbd

He'll be floating up face-down though :<
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NintendoFanGirl
04/18/17 11:41:05 PM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
NintendoFanGirl posted...
timmy will just float up. nbd

He'll be floating up face-down though :<

hes little timmy for a reason. he can turn around in that well
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Itachi157
04/18/17 11:41:39 PM
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Call the police department instead
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Hash-Brown
04/18/17 11:42:41 PM
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Throw down a wet suit and a life jacket and let him raise up with the rain.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/18/17 11:43:14 PM
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NintendoFanGirl posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
NintendoFanGirl posted...
timmy will just float up. nbd

He'll be floating up face-down though :<

hes little timmy for a reason. he can turn around in that well

Well I mean if he's awake then yeah, sure. But from that image it looks like little Timmy had a pretty mean faceplant that would've knocked him out cold.
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TheVipaGTS
04/18/17 11:43:58 PM
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what do you mean in time? does it take them 2 weeks to get there or something?
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Hash-Brown
04/18/17 11:44:03 PM
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Also that is totally a Tammy in that picture.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/18/17 11:45:07 PM
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Hash-Brown posted...
Also that is totally a Tammy in that picture.

No, Tammy identifies herself as the little boy Timmy.
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JE19426
04/18/17 11:46:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

How do you save him?


I don't.
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thronedfire2
04/18/17 11:47:35 PM
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I don't
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UnfairRepresent
04/18/17 11:54:30 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
what do you mean in time? does it take them 2 weeks to get there or something?

It's raining and he's down a well. You're far away from a town with no signal on your phone/

He'll drown by the time the firemen arrive with ropes and ladders
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Danger_Close
04/18/17 11:56:42 PM
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I call emergency services. If they aren't fast enough, that ain't my fault. I did everything I could.
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TheVipaGTS
04/18/17 11:57:49 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
what do you mean in time? does it take them 2 weeks to get there or something?

It's raining and he's down a well. You're far away from a town with no signal on your phone/

He'll drown by the time the firemen arrive with ropes and ladders

nah the rain will fill the well up and he'll float to the top since he's little. Crisis averted. i win.
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3rd_Best_Master
04/18/17 11:59:09 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
what do you mean in time? does it take them 2 weeks to get there or something?

It's raining and he's down a well. You're far away from a town with no signal on your phone/

He'll drown by the time the firemen arrive with ropes and ladders

nah the rain will fill the well up and he'll float to the top since he's little. Crisis averted. i win.

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UnfairRepresent
04/19/17 12:01:36 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
what do you mean in time? does it take them 2 weeks to get there or something?

It's raining and he's down a well. You're far away from a town with no signal on your phone/

He'll drown by the time the firemen arrive with ropes and ladders

nah the rain will fill the well up and he'll float to the top since he's little. Crisis averted. i win.

So that's what you tell yourself as he drowns?
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Roxborough4Ever
04/19/17 12:03:17 AM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
Send my love down the well


10/10
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kingdrake2
04/19/17 12:03:32 AM
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so the obvious answer is to leave timmy to die?

nothing will save his ass obviously.
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bevan306
04/19/17 12:03:37 AM
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throw rocks down there

now if timmy was a girl I would find a way to save her, because female privilege
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Roxborough4Ever
04/19/17 12:03:41 AM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
The last time he did this, all the people who said they wouldn't save him got modded, so keep that in mind when posting relicanth


unbelievable.
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 2:32:35 PM
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bevan306 posted...
throw rocks down there



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Jedor1000
04/20/17 2:34:39 PM
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Seal that well up so his ghost can't escape to haunt people
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Paper_Okami
04/20/17 2:34:45 PM
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Get lots of rope
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Caution999
04/20/17 2:35:52 PM
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Call Sting (musician) and start digging.
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PoopPotato
04/20/17 2:37:25 PM
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Is it monsoon season or something? The mud at the bottom of the well will soak up most of the rain water. I leave Timmy a juice box and some snacks then walk my happy ass to the nearest town.
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thronedfire2
04/20/17 6:40:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
what do you mean in time? does it take them 2 weeks to get there or something?

It's raining and he's down a well. You're far away from a town with no signal on your phone/

He'll drown by the time the firemen arrive with ropes and ladders

nah the rain will fill the well up and he'll float to the top since he's little. Crisis averted. i win.

So that's what you tell yourself as he drowns?


I'd be telling myself not too fall in wells
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darkphoenix181
04/20/17 6:41:00 PM
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explain to him what privilege is to save him and make him woke from the lies of society

all he needs
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UnfairRepresent
04/21/17 4:40:07 PM
#35:


darkphoenix181 posted...
explain to him what privilege is to save him and make him woke from the lies of society

all he needs

What if he was black and gay?
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Anarchy_Juiblex
04/21/17 5:29:19 PM
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Unless it's Noah's flood, I'm sure he'll be fine. Presumably the well isn't designed to fill with flood water.
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