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UnfairRepresent 04/19/17 1:49:35 AM #1:	A Florida man was arrested Saturday morning for a vile incident inside Soapy’s Coin Laundromat, cops report. According to an arrest affidavit, Michael Shannon, 57, entered the laundromat around 7:40 AM and proceeded to defecate on the floor of the St. Petersburg business. Not content with that disgusting bit of criminality, Shannon then scooped up his own waste, an eyewitness told cops, and approached a Dexter commercial washing machine. Shannon was then seen “taking his own human waste” and “pressing it into the soap loading compartment” of the front loader. When a St. Petersburg patrolman responded to a 911 call, Shannon was still in the laundromat (where he was arrested after reportedly confessing). Officer Steven Laurenzi reported that the "crime scene" was “still present upon police arrival.” Shannon was charged with criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail (where he has frequently been lodged). Shannon’s lengthy rap sheet includes a state prison stretch for robbery. Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475. Full Article: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/soapys-coin-laundromat-defiled-194032 http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/michaelshannon17.jpg 80/80 What a creep --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877477444] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>A Florida man was arrested Saturday morning for a vile incident inside Soapy’s Coin Laundromat, cops report. According to an arrest affidavit, Michael Shannon, 57, entered the laundromat around 7:40 AM and proceeded to defecate on the floor of the St. Petersburg business. Not content with that disgusting bit of criminality, Shannon then scooped up his own waste, an eyewitness told cops, and approached a Dexter commercial washing machine. Shannon was then seen “taking his own human waste” and “pressing it into the soap loading compartment” of the front loader. When a St. Petersburg patrolman responded to a 911 call, Shannon was still in the laundromat (where he was arrested after reportedly confessing). Officer Steven Laurenzi reported that the "crime scene" was “still present upon police arrival.” Shannon was charged with criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail (where he has frequently been lodged). Shannon’s lengthy rap sheet includes a state prison stretch for robbery. Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475. Full Article: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/soapys-coin-laundromat-defiled-194032 http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/michaelshannon17.jpg 80/80 What a creep</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 04/19/17 1:50:19 AM #2:	Florida man strikes again --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:877477470] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>Florida man strikes again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 04/19/17 1:50:51 AM #3:	Dammit, Unfair. Reporting on your own stories? --- "I'm an atheist too but still believe in hell. That's where you're headed pal." - Mr_Karate_II <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:877477491] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>Dammit, Unfair. Reporting on your own stories?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 04/19/17 2:00:04 AM #4:	RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:877477842] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 04/19/17 2:04:21 AM #5:	i'm sure the front loading soap compartment could be sanitized, cleaned and it be ready to go.... --- http://psnprofiles.com/kingdrake2 current progress of earned trophy's #standwithdoge- The_Doge <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:877477978] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>i'm sure the front loading soap compartment could be sanitized, cleaned and it be ready to go....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/19/17 2:27:27 AM #6:	How is this not front page news? --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:877478709] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>How is this not front page news?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDarkCircle 04/19/17 2:32:31 AM #8:	UnfairRepresent posted... Michael Shannon Looooooool <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:877478845] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Michael Shannon</quote> Looooooool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/19/17 2:51:59 AM #9:	TheDarkCircle posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Michael Shannon Looooooool Why is that funny? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877479380] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Michael Shannon</quote> Looooooool</quote> Why is that funny?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 04/19/17 2:54:56 AM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... TheDarkCircle posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Michael Shannon Looooooool Why is that funny? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Shannon loooooool <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:877479444] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Michael Shannon</quote> Looooooool</quote> Why is that funny?</quote> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Shannon loooooool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cisco 04/19/17 3:13:41 AM #11:	Manocheese posted... RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods Nice. --- https://i.imgur.com/PxzCKCO.gif <cite>Cisco posted [p:877479942] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods</quote> Nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hash-Brown 04/19/17 3:15:19 AM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475. What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage? --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>Hash-Brown posted [p:877479975] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475.</quote> What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/19/17 3:34:26 AM #13:	Hash-Brown posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475. What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage? It's an industrial washing machine --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877480398] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475.</quote> What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage?</quote> It's an industrial washing machine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cartwheel_Kick 04/19/17 3:37:45 AM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... Hash-Brown posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475. What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage? It's an industrial washing machine couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter <cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted [p:877480454] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475.</quote> What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage?</quote> It's an industrial washing machine</quote> couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaPirateDood 04/19/17 3:39:42 AM #15:	damn. doing VA for Samurai Jack must have put too much pressure on him. --- Not even God can find a lost opportunity. <cite>NinjaPirateDood posted [p:877480493] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>damn. doing VA for Samurai Jack must have put too much pressure on him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 04/19/17 3:43:14 AM #16:	Manocheese posted... RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018. As for the shit launderer, it's got to be mental illness. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:877480576] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods</quote> I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018. As for the shit launderer, it's got to be mental illness.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 04/19/17 4:27:16 AM #17:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Manocheese posted... RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018. As for the shit launderer, it's got to be mental illness. He was More likely just Used to being in jail by then. Probably wanted to go back. --- Winner winner, chicken dinner. Won by- kaliedoloop <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:877481416] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods</quote> I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018. As for the shit launderer, it's got to be mental illness.</quote> He was More likely just Used to being in jail by then. Probably wanted to go back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hash-Brown 04/19/17 4:55:18 AM #18:	Cartwheel_Kick posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Hash-Brown posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475. What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage? It's an industrial washing machine couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter Exactly. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>Hash-Brown posted [p:877481919] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Cops estimated damage to the washing machine at $475.</quote> What is his shit made of that it can cause that much damage?</quote> It's an industrial washing machine</quote> couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter</quote> Exactly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 04/19/17 4:58:46 AM #19:	I bet he was just drunk --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:877481980] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>I bet he was just drunk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonAngeI 04/19/17 5:07:06 AM #20:	LightningAce11 posted... Dammit, Unfair. Reporting on your own stories? If you can't find anything interesting to report make interesting news. --- Why am I here? <cite>CrimsonAngeI posted [p:877482149] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>Dammit, Unfair. Reporting on your own stories?</quote> If you can't find anything interesting to report make interesting news.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
P01ntyDmonspank 04/19/17 5:13:10 AM #21:	Manocheese posted... RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods lmao <cite>P01ntyDmonspank posted [p:877482245] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 04/19/17 5:13:20 AM #22:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018. No way that'll happen. Besides it's one of the greatest memes of all time --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:877482251] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote> I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018.</quote> No way that'll happen. Besides it's one of the greatest memes of all time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 04/19/17 5:26:57 AM #23:	Of course it's Florida. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:877482569] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>Of course it's Florida.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 04/19/17 7:12:18 PM #24:	Key posted... Lorenzo_2003 posted... I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018. No way that'll happen. Besides it's one of the greatest memes of all time Amen, brother. --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:877522293] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted...</cite> <quote> I hope that stupid ass meme dies before 2018.</quote> No way that'll happen. Besides it's one of the greatest memes of all time</quote> Amen, brother.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 04/19/17 7:15:53 PM #25:	I'd hate to be the cop that handcuffed him. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:877522480] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>I'd hate to be the cop that handcuffed him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unclekoolaid73 04/19/17 7:16:10 PM #26:	What a load. --- Recycle your pets <cite>unclekoolaid73 posted [p:877522501] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>What a load.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 04/19/17 7:20:29 PM #27:	Manocheese posted... RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods LMAOOO wait, General Zod??? ROFLMAOOOOOO --- Man Fan - The Spirit Lives Forever http://youtu.be/M1YbbuV9YOk http://i.imgur.com/K1Q7M5r.jpg <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:877522751] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods</quote> LMAOOO wait, General Zod??? ROFLMAOOOOOO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese 04/19/17 7:23:39 PM #28:	Christian RULES posted... Manocheese posted... RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods LMAOOO wait, General Zod??? ROFLMAOOOOOO Thanks, I worked hard on that one. =) --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:877522932] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Christian RULES posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man shits Died at the washing machine knelt before 97 Zods</quote> LMAOOO wait, General Zod??? ROFLMAOOOOOO</quote> Thanks, I worked hard on that one. =)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/20/17 1:16:04 AM #29:	It wasn't funny though --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877541769] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>It wasn't funny though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R0N1N187 04/20/17 1:17:04 AM #30:	This is why I always check the dispensers before putting my laundry in there. <cite>R0N1N187 posted [p:877541803] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>This is why I always check the dispensers before putting my laundry in there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 04/20/17 1:21:35 AM #31:	Florida Man strikes again. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:877541965] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>Florida Man strikes again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FroMan 04/20/17 1:24:45 AM #32:	Has he stated why he did it? I mean did he ask to use the laundromat's restroom and they told him it wasn't open to the public? Because if that's what happened, I'm on the floor shitter's side. --- There's now a board for discussing all things YouTube. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1323-youtube-general <cite>FroMan posted [p:877542089] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>Has he stated why he did it? I mean did he ask to use the laundromat's restroom and they told him it wasn't open to the public? Because if that's what happened, I'm on the floor shitter's side.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Schwarzlicht_ 04/20/17 1:46:45 AM #33:	Cartwheel_Kick posted... couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter You think people want to go there and use the poop machine? Or go to a place (where you clean things) that would keep a poop machine around? They probably just had to friggin replace it. --- What if you're PVP'ing and your opponent has the same outfit as you?! HOW EMBARASSING! <cite>_Schwarzlicht_ posted [p:877542956] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted...</cite> <quote>couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter</quote> You think people want to go there and use the poop machine? Or go to a place (where you clean things) that would keep a poop machine around? They probably just had to friggin replace it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hash-Brown 04/20/17 1:47:55 AM #34:	_Schwarzlicht_ posted... Cartwheel_Kick posted... couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter You think people want to go there and use the poop machine? Or go to a place (where you clean things) that would keep a poop machine around? They probably just had to friggin replace it. Or just say they did. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>Hash-Brown posted [p:877542999] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Schwarzlicht_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted...</cite> <quote>couldn't you just like pour a bunch of bleach into it and run 3 cycles and be done with it it's poop not dark matter</quote> You think people want to go there and use the poop machine? Or go to a place (where you clean things) that would keep a poop machine around? They probably just had to friggin replace it.</quote> Or just say they did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 04/20/17 1:49:17 AM #35:	I feel bad for Michael Shannon. That's what happens when you star in a Zack Snyder film. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:877543046] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote>I feel bad for Michael Shannon. That's what happens when you star in a Zack Snyder film.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/21/17 8:19:41 AM #36:	PoopPotato posted... I'd hate to be the cop that handcuffed him. eww --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877617581] in Man shits ... [t:75254618]...</cite> <quote><cite>PoopPotato posted...</cite> <quote>I'd hate to be the cop that handcuffed him.</quote> eww</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Man shits on laundromat floor, slams it into a washing machine soap compartment.