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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 5:00:01 AM
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You're in a McDonalds/Subway/KFC/Pizza Hut/Dominos/IHOP/Wendys or whatever place you're most likely to be getting food for yourself and/or others. When after paying and stepping away with your arms full of delicious food and beverages, a large man stands right in front of you and casually slaps the food out of your hands causing it to roll over the floor and the drinks to burst.

He then looks you dead in the eye unblinkingly and smirks as all the customers start onlooking nervously.

6QZ1UY2


What would you do?
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Dash_Harber
04/20/17 5:08:36 AM
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"What the fuck, Zangief?"
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FighterStreet
04/20/17 5:08:41 AM
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call the police, press charges, get money, feel good
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Rioushu
04/20/17 5:10:31 AM
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FighterStreet posted...
call the police, press charges, get money, feel good

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Irony
04/20/17 5:11:56 AM
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Stand my ground
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Shotgunnova
04/20/17 5:12:43 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
"What the f***, Zangief?"

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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 5:22:34 AM
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Rioushu posted...
FighterStreet posted...
call the police, press charges, get money, feel good

What charges?
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Malfurion
04/20/17 5:23:34 AM
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Start sobbing, offer him some cash while pleading "Please, please you can have all my money. Please just leave me and my family alone... we suffered enough" repeatedly and make a big scene.
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Schwarber
04/20/17 5:24:08 AM
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Mistere Man
04/20/17 5:31:53 AM
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Ask what the heck dude?! Then act accordingly based on their response.
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Howl
04/20/17 5:33:03 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Pizza Hut/Dominos


That would make me instantly transform into a Super Saiyan.
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 5:34:30 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Ask what the heck dude?! Then act accordingly based on their response.

UnfairRepresent posted...


He then looks you dead in the eye unblinkingly and smirks as all the customers start onlooking nervously.

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xBloodBrotherx
04/20/17 5:35:17 AM
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Ask him what the fuck his problem is and tell him he's paying for my shit. If he puts his hands on me I'll shoot his ass.
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Sami1000
04/20/17 5:43:00 AM
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"Just wait until you get your food order and see if you get to leave with it!"
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Coca-Cola
04/20/17 5:50:41 AM
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lol @ tough CE
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Tekutso
04/20/17 5:53:48 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwOtY-E3Be4


Appropriate and hilarious.
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Mistere Man
04/20/17 5:53:58 AM
#17:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Ask what the heck dude?! Then act accordingly based on their response.

UnfairRepresent posted...


He then looks you dead in the eye unblinkingly and smirks as all the customers start onlooking nervously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qUXcXuMSE

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Sabram
04/20/17 5:55:32 AM
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Ask him what the fuck his problem is, then depending on what place i'm in tell him he's either going to pay to replace my order, or contact the store manager and have them replace my order for no charge. Also either call the cops myself or have the manager of the place do it, depending on where it is again.

After the dude either runs away to not get arrested, or gets arrested for destruction of property and causing a public disturbance, sit down and eat my food.
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CrimsonAngeI
04/20/17 5:55:38 AM
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I do that hurricane kick thing Chun-Li does.
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Mistere Man
04/20/17 5:58:11 AM
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Sabram posted...
Ask him what the fuck his problem is, then depending on what place i'm in tell him he's either going to pay to replace my order, or contact the store manager and have them replace my order for no charge. Also either call the cops myself or have the manager of the place do it, depending on where it is again.

After the dude either runs away to not get arrested, or gets arrested for destruction of property and causing a public disturbance, sit down and eat my food.

Exactly.
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Mistere Man
04/20/17 5:59:51 AM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
I do that hurricane kick thing Chun-Li does.

Just be sure to do this afterwards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1WZv0a3ObU

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Sami1000
04/20/17 6:02:23 AM
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Sabram posted...
Ask him what the fuck his problem is, then depending on what place i'm in tell him he's either going to pay to replace my order, or contact the store manager and have them replace my order for no charge. Also either call the cops myself or have the manager of the place do it, depending on where it is again.

After the dude either runs away to not get arrested, or gets arrested for destruction of property and causing a public disturbance, sit down and eat my food.


If he's willing to cause a scene like that he would probably fuck you up, call cops or not.
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JE19426
04/20/17 6:06:46 AM
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Shot him.
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Sabram
04/20/17 6:09:19 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
Sabram posted...
Ask him what the fuck his problem is, then depending on what place i'm in tell him he's either going to pay to replace my order, or contact the store manager and have them replace my order for no charge. Also either call the cops myself or have the manager of the place do it, depending on where it is again.

After the dude either runs away to not get arrested, or gets arrested for destruction of property and causing a public disturbance, sit down and eat my food.


If he's willing to cause a scene like that he would probably fuck you up, call cops or not.

I'm not afraid of pain, or being made to look like a chump.

Short of killing me, there's not much he could do that wouldn't either A: get the guy in even more shit than he was already in, or B: Leave me laughing at him having been such an idiot.

So yeah, if he decides to whallop me right in the face for the encounter, then I can get him in prison for assault as well, probably sue the place it happened in for a chunk of money, get his insurance or the restaurant's insurance to pay for any medical needs I have, and also a lot of folks would be on my side over it too.

Literally there's no way for me to lose this kind of scenario overall, again unless he kills me. Which won't happen in a crowded restaurant in broad daylight.
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YookaLaylee
04/20/17 6:10:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 6:15:53 AM
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Sabram posted...

I'm not afraid of pain

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Sabram
04/20/17 6:19:08 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sabram posted...

I'm not afraid of pain

https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-Sluppy-c3f92b.png

Not being edgy, just been through a lot of shit in life.

Been shot when i was in the Army, almost broke my spine not long after. I have been hit by a car twice 9once when i was in my own car, and once when I wasn't) and i've been in many, many fist fights throughout the years.

So yeah, Any kind of pain he can inflict on me, i'm not overly worried about.
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Virtrudian
04/20/17 6:21:13 AM
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Give him a sloppy kiss, bounce in the air laughing "huh huh huh HA HA," and then zoom away while making a zoom sound.
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 6:22:34 AM
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Virtrudian posted...
Give him a sloppy kiss

6QZ1UY2

Yeah he really looks like the sloppy kiss type
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Mistere Man
04/20/17 6:30:25 AM
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Just out of curiosity who is the image of?
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 6:33:56 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Just out of curiosity who is the image of?

A large man.


Just googled it

An Iranian weightlifter called Sajad Gharibi.
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KookyCouture
04/20/17 7:10:22 AM
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Apologise profusely for "getting in his way" then go home and cry about it
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_Goggalor_
04/20/17 7:17:56 AM
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If he touched me, choke him out. If it's just the food, get a manager and have them give me a replacement.
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thronedfire2
04/20/17 7:18:45 AM
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Kick him in the dick and run away
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 7:19:18 AM
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_Goggalor_ posted...
If he touched me, choke him out. If it's just the food, get a manager and have them give me a replacement.

So you'd turn the other cheek and ignore him?
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Fossil
04/20/17 7:19:50 AM
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_Goggalor_
04/20/17 7:22:24 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
If he touched me, choke him out. If it's just the food, get a manager and have them give me a replacement.

So you'd turn the other cheek and ignore him?


If it's just food, sure. It's a dick move, but if there is is no imminent threat of violence against my person, it isn't worth escalating the situation by screaming at the guy.
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Cartwheel_Kick
04/20/17 7:23:36 AM
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I wonder where TC is going with this. Seems like his only goal is to make everyone here feel like they would be the loser and the beta in this situation no matter what.

Is this projection? What motivates you to make these posts exactly
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rodu_jr
04/20/17 7:25:49 AM
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I'd break out into Bollywood style song and dance
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UnfairRepresent
04/20/17 7:28:43 AM
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Only guy I think comes across as a "loser beta" in your words in this topic is Sabram
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ROBANN_88
04/20/17 7:31:31 AM
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"now, that was completely unnecessary, wasn't it?
what would your mother say if she saw you doing this?"
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Hadoken92
04/20/17 7:34:00 AM
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Slap that smirk off his face and get my ass kicked.
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MakoReizei
04/20/17 7:38:59 AM
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I'd say "Hey now, that's completely unfair!"
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Sabram
04/20/17 7:39:38 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Only guy I think comes across as a "loser beta" in your words in this topic is Sabram

That right? So I'm a loser because I refuse to back down and let some jackass do whatever he wants?

I don't think you understand how things work in real life there dude.If you let someone treat you like that, you call them on it and let them know you don't put up with it.
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StarReaper13
04/20/17 7:42:41 AM
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Sabram posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Sabram posted...
Ask him what the fuck his problem is, then depending on what place i'm in tell him he's either going to pay to replace my order, or contact the store manager and have them replace my order for no charge. Also either call the cops myself or have the manager of the place do it, depending on where it is again.

After the dude either runs away to not get arrested, or gets arrested for destruction of property and causing a public disturbance, sit down and eat my food.


If he's willing to cause a scene like that he would probably fuck you up, call cops or not.

I'm not afraid of pain, or being made to look like a chump.

Short of killing me, there's not much he could do that wouldn't either A: get the guy in even more shit than he was already in, or B: Leave me laughing at him having been such an idiot.

So yeah, if he decides to whallop me right in the face for the encounter, then I can get him in prison for assault as well, probably sue the place it happened in for a chunk of money, get his insurance or the restaurant's insurance to pay for any medical needs I have, and also a lot of folks would be on my side over it too.

Literally there's no way for me to lose this kind of scenario overall, again unless he kills me. Which won't happen in a crowded restaurant in broad daylight.

tbh this is probably the best idea
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545x39
04/20/17 7:47:43 AM
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I unsheathe my katana, it's Japanese blade folded over 10000000000 times. In one swift motion, i cut off his head, disembowel him and kick him in the winky.
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paladin_man
04/20/17 7:56:40 AM
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_Goggalor_ posted...
If it's just the food, get a manager and have them give me a replacement.

McDonald's will do this for their customers? Under what grounds?
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_Goggalor_
04/20/17 8:02:17 AM
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paladin_man posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
If it's just the food, get a manager and have them give me a replacement.

McDonald's will do this for their customers? Under what grounds?


A customer forcibly removed it from my hands? It's nothe like there wouldn't be witnesses. Hell, if I kept my cool enough, they'd call the cops, remove the guy, and comp me a meal.
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Turtlebread
04/20/17 8:05:32 AM
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I'd probably just beat the crap outta him
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bknight
04/20/17 8:05:53 AM
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go outside, sit in my car, wait for him to come out, follow him home, slash his tires

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