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Kinny100 04/20/17 1:34:25 PM #1:	literally a 36yo virgin. --- http://i.imgur.com/riPcH.jpg <cite>Kinny100 posted [p:877567553] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>literally a 36yo virgin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlashOfLight 04/20/17 1:34:42 PM #2:	Yes. --- Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung, Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments <cite>FlashOfLight posted [p:877567571] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>Yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 04/20/17 1:34:53 PM #3:	33, If I'm not mistaken. But yes, he did. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:877567587] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>33, If I'm not mistaken. But yes, he did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 04/20/17 1:35:14 PM #4:	Kinny100 posted... literally a 36yo virgin. Didn't he die at 33 though? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:877567617] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kinny100 posted...</cite> <quote>literally a 36yo virgin.</quote> Didn't he die at 33 though?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 04/20/17 1:36:05 PM #5:	lol, imagine dedicating your life to worshipping Jesus Christ only to find out he's never been knee deep in some poon --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>green butter posted [p:877567659] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>lol, imagine dedicating your life to worshipping Jesus Christ only to find out he's never been knee deep in some poon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Eternal Flame 04/20/17 1:36:35 PM #6:	Not a chance with that Mary Magdalene person around. --- The world turns on its axis; one man works while another relaxes. Alack, I have no eyes. <cite>The Eternal Flame posted [p:877567691] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>Not a chance with that Mary Magdalene person around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 04/20/17 1:40:49 PM #7:	He hung out with hookers so probably not --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:877567923] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>He hung out with hookers so probably not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kinny100 04/20/17 1:53:38 PM #8:	maybe he was just beta-orbiting them --- http://i.imgur.com/riPcH.jpg <cite>Kinny100 posted [p:877568731] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>maybe he was just beta-orbiting them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 1:54:19 PM #9:	is this were the idea of being virgin till 31 makes you a wizard came from? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877568762] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>is this were the idea of being virgin till 31 makes you a wizard came from?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 04/20/17 1:54:43 PM #10:	you don't hang out with prostitutes for the conversation. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:877568787] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>you don't hang out with prostitutes for the conversation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 04/20/17 1:55:40 PM #11:	What about Mary? Didn't they... you know. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:877568838] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>What about Mary? Didn't they... you know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 1:59:13 PM #12:	btw he was a virgin for a reason the church is said to be his bride when everyone is dead and going to heaven it is said to be the wedding feast for him and his bride essentially he is marrying a people that make up his church --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877569065] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>btw he was a virgin for a reason the church is said to be his bride when everyone is dead and going to heaven it is said to be the wedding feast for him and his bride essentially he is marrying a people that make up his church</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 04/20/17 1:59:23 PM #13:	Jesus walked on water. How he did it I don't know. Jesus knows. --- 50% are just watching, 30% are hating and 20% supporting <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:877569072] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>Jesus walked on water. How he did it I don't know. Jesus knows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scoobydoobydont 04/20/17 2:03:16 PM #14:	He was as much a virgin as his mother was. LOL Imagine being old enough to post here and believing this shit. --- http://i.imgur.com/Lz9KiZA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eUg3mP6.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MK8vbmw.png https://i.imgur.com/DNvL8q5.jpg <cite>scoobydoobydont posted [p:877569347] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>He was as much a virgin as his mother was. LOL Imagine being old enough to post here and believing this shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 2:04:36 PM #15:	scoobydoobydont posted... He was as much a virgin as his mother was. LOL Imagine being old enough to post here and believing this shit. why wouldn't he have been a virgin? you can believe that most cemen are over 30 and virgins, infact you likely call many who aren't virgins and yet it is hard for you to swallow that Jesus would have been a virgin? --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877569439] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>scoobydoobydont posted...</cite> <quote>He was as much a virgin as his mother was. LOL Imagine being old enough to post here and believing this shit.</quote> why wouldn't he have been a virgin? you can believe that most cemen are over 30 and virgins, infact you likely call many who aren't virgins and yet it is hard for you to swallow that Jesus would have been a virgin?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrPeppers 04/20/17 2:09:02 PM #17:	That was the implication, yes. --- http://i.imgur.com/SGkkbF0.png <cite>MrPeppers posted [p:877569704] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>That was the implication, yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 04/20/17 2:12:51 PM #18:	Surely there's a big gap in the Gospels between his childhood and the start of his ministry. IIRC, his life as a young man isn't recorded at all. If that's the case then for all we know, it could have been a tragic love affair that drove him to start preaching. And the Gospels could have airbrushed out details of his earlier life like that to make him seem "pure". --- /propaganda <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:877569916] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>Surely there's a big gap in the Gospels between his childhood and the start of his ministry. IIRC, his life as a young man isn't recorded at all. If that's the case then for all we know, it could have been a tragic love affair that drove him to start preaching. And the Gospels could have airbrushed out details of his earlier life like that to make him seem "pure".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlashOfLight 04/20/17 2:14:17 PM #19:	ClunkerSlim posted... Let's take a hard look at the chicks from that era. Honestly, if transported back in time, I might decide to become a monk. That era, and even way previous ones had very beautiful women, since you have to keep in mind that was when it was the era before junk food, so most women were always out and about doing things and being active. Solomon literally had 1,000 wives and concubines. Now obviously he wouldn't be interested in that many if they all looked like they'd just been through the wringer. --- Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung, Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments <cite>FlashOfLight posted [p:877570015] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClunkerSlim posted...</cite> <quote>Let's take a hard look at the chicks from that era. Honestly, if transported back in time, I might decide to become a monk.</quote> That era, and even way previous ones had very beautiful women, since you have to keep in mind that was when it was the era before junk food, so most women were always out and about doing things and being active. Solomon literally had 1,000 wives and concubines. Now obviously he wouldn't be interested in that many if they all looked like they'd just been through the wringer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lightsasori 04/20/17 2:14:34 PM #20:	You're asking the wrong question. The real question is did he ever masturbate? --- "Yare yare daze" ~ Jotaro Kujo "Children are pure, they know who's the strongest." ~ MaskDeSmith <cite>Lightsasori posted [p:877570034] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>You're asking the wrong question. The real question is did he ever masturbate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scoobydoobydont 04/20/17 2:14:59 PM #21:	darkphoenix181 posted... scoobydoobydont posted... He was as much a virgin as his mother was. LOL Imagine being old enough to post here and believing this shit. why wouldn't he have been a virgin? you can believe that most cemen are over 30 and virgins, infact you likely call many who aren't virgins and yet it is hard for you to swallow that Jesus would have been a virgin? I don't make generalizations about "cemen", so I don't know what you're on about. --- http://i.imgur.com/Lz9KiZA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eUg3mP6.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MK8vbmw.png https://i.imgur.com/DNvL8q5.jpg <cite>scoobydoobydont posted [p:877570073] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>scoobydoobydont posted...</cite> <quote>He was as much a virgin as his mother was. LOL Imagine being old enough to post here and believing this shit.</quote> why wouldn't he have been a virgin? you can believe that most cemen are over 30 and virgins, infact you likely call many who aren't virgins and yet it is hard for you to swallow that Jesus would have been a virgin?</quote> I don't make generalizations about "cemen", so I don't know what you're on about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlashOfLight 04/20/17 2:15:02 PM #22:	Funkdamental posted... Surely there's a big gap in the Gospels between his childhood and the start of his ministry. IIRC, his life as a young man isn't recorded at all. There's a reason for that. --- Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung, Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments <cite>FlashOfLight posted [p:877570078] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Surely there's a big gap in the Gospels between his childhood and the start of his ministry. IIRC, his life as a young man isn't recorded at all.</quote> There's a reason for that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 04/20/17 2:21:22 PM #23:	I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids. --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:877570464] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlashOfLight 04/20/17 2:24:38 PM #24:	Returning_CEmen posted... I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids. He didn't. --- Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung, Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments <cite>FlashOfLight posted [p:877570647] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote>I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids.</quote> He didn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scoobydoobydont 04/20/17 2:27:07 PM #25:	FlashOfLight posted... Returning_CEmen posted... I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids. He didn't. The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry. The fictional superhero from the Bible, well, you know how fandoms love to argue what's canon. --- http://i.imgur.com/Lz9KiZA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eUg3mP6.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MK8vbmw.png https://i.imgur.com/DNvL8q5.jpg <cite>scoobydoobydont posted [p:877570806] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>FlashOfLight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote>I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids.</quote> He didn't.</quote> The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry. The fictional superhero from the Bible, well, you know how fandoms love to argue what's canon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 04/20/17 2:28:47 PM #26:	FlashOfLight posted... Funkdamental posted... Surely there's a big gap in the Gospels between his childhood and the start of his ministry. IIRC, his life as a young man isn't recorded at all. There's a reason for that. Because he was a reprogrammed Terminator? --- /propaganda <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:877570893] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>FlashOfLight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Surely there's a big gap in the Gospels between his childhood and the start of his ministry. IIRC, his life as a young man isn't recorded at all.</quote> There's a reason for that.</quote> Because he was a reprogrammed Terminator?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 2:28:57 PM #27:	scoobydoobydont posted... FlashOfLight posted... Returning_CEmen posted... I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids. He didn't. The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry. The fictional superhero from the Bible, well, you know how fandoms love to argue what's canon. nope Dan Brown's fictional book was not a historical document sorry --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877570903] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>scoobydoobydont posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FlashOfLight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote>I think they had a special on the history channel about Jesus' genealogy because apparently he did have kids.</quote> He didn't.</quote> The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry. The fictional superhero from the Bible, well, you know how fandoms love to argue what's canon.</quote> nope Dan Brown's fictional book was not a historical document sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kinny100 04/20/17 2:29:11 PM #28:	yep. this family. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family --- http://i.imgur.com/riPcH.jpg <cite>Kinny100 posted [p:877570914] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>yep. this family. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 04/20/17 2:31:41 PM #29:	scoobydoobydont posted... The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry. which one of them? You do realize that saying that "there was a Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time" it's like saying there's a guy named Joe nowadays right? --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:877571056] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>scoobydoobydont posted...</cite> <quote>The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry.</quote> which one of them? You do realize that saying that "there was a Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time" it's like saying there's a guy named Joe nowadays right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awakened_Link 04/20/17 2:32:19 PM #30:	darkphoenix181 posted... btw he was a virgin for a reason the church is said to be his bride when everyone is dead and going to heaven it is said to be the wedding feast for him and his bride essentially he is marrying a people that make up his church that sounds like Catholic teachings --- NNID: awakened_link37 \| Add me on Miitomo! Twitter: @awakened_link Formerly known as Coleby <cite>Awakened_Link posted [p:877571086] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>btw he was a virgin for a reason the church is said to be his bride when everyone is dead and going to heaven it is said to be the wedding feast for him and his bride essentially he is marrying a people that make up his church</quote> that sounds like Catholic teachings</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kinny100 04/20/17 2:32:32 PM #31:	isnt jesus just hebrew version of joshua? --- http://i.imgur.com/riPcH.jpg <cite>Kinny100 posted [p:877571094] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>isnt jesus just hebrew version of joshua?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 04/20/17 2:33:46 PM #32:	He was getting pussy left and right --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:877571164] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>He was getting pussy left and right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 2:33:59 PM #33:	Awakened_Link posted... darkphoenix181 posted... btw he was a virgin for a reason the church is said to be his bride when everyone is dead and going to heaven it is said to be the wedding feast for him and his bride essentially he is marrying a people that make up his church that sounds like Catholic teachings nope this is straight from the bible I can give you the verses if you want --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877571179] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Awakened_Link posted...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>btw he was a virgin for a reason the church is said to be his bride when everyone is dead and going to heaven it is said to be the wedding feast for him and his bride essentially he is marrying a people that make up his church</quote> that sounds like Catholic teachings</quote> nope this is straight from the bible I can give you the verses if you want</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 2:34:48 PM #34:	Kinny100 posted... isnt jesus just hebrew version of joshua? jesus is greek version of hebrew yehowshua which is joshua yes --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877571224] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kinny100 posted...</cite> <quote>isnt jesus just hebrew version of joshua?</quote> jesus is greek version of hebrew yehowshua which is joshua yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scoobydoobydont 04/20/17 2:38:48 PM #35:	Kim Kusanagi posted... scoobydoobydont posted... The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry. which one of them? You do realize that saying that "there was a Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time" it's like saying there's a guy named Joe nowadays right? The one that historians agree fit the most criteria for being the man the myths were based on. I think there were two that fit, and both had kids so take your pick. darkphoenix181 posted... nope Dan Brown's fictional book was not a historical document sorry Never read that, sorry. --- http://i.imgur.com/Lz9KiZA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eUg3mP6.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MK8vbmw.png https://i.imgur.com/DNvL8q5.jpg <cite>scoobydoobydont posted [p:877571480] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kim Kusanagi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>scoobydoobydont posted...</cite> <quote>The Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time did have kids, sorry.</quote> which one of them? You do realize that saying that "there was a Jewish man named Jesus that actually existed at the time" it's like saying there's a guy named Joe nowadays right?</quote> The one that historians agree fit the most criteria for being the man the myths were based on. I think there were two that fit, and both had kids so take your pick. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>nope Dan Brown's fictional book was not a historical document sorry</quote> Never read that, sorry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 04/20/17 2:41:00 PM #36:	scoobydoobydont posted... The one that historians agree fit the most criteria for being the man the myths were based on. I think there were two that fit, and both had kids so take your pick. Interesting. Show me the sources (of which Dan Brown isn't one) that show his descendants. I'll give you 1 hour. --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:877571620] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>scoobydoobydont posted...</cite> <quote>The one that historians agree fit the most criteria for being the man the myths were based on. I think there were two that fit, and both had kids so take your pick.</quote> Interesting. Show me the sources (of which Dan Brown isn't one) that show his descendants. I'll give you 1 hour.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlashOfLight 04/20/17 2:52:45 PM #37:	Funkdamental posted... Because he was a reprogrammed Terminator? Actually, the story of the Terminator is based on Jesus Christ. John Connor is supposed to represent Jesus Christ. Herod trying to kill Jesus is represented by the Terminator, and Skynet itself is supposed to represent Satan trying to prevent Jesus from saving the world. Sarah Connor is based on the Semiramis legend, which is itself a distortion and corruption of the actual nativity story in the Gospel. --- Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung, Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments <cite>FlashOfLight posted [p:877572346] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Because he was a reprogrammed Terminator?</quote> Actually, the story of the Terminator is based on Jesus Christ. John Connor is supposed to represent Jesus Christ. Herod trying to kill Jesus is represented by the Terminator, and Skynet itself is supposed to represent Satan trying to prevent Jesus from saving the world. Sarah Connor is based on the Semiramis legend, which is itself a distortion and corruption of the actual nativity story in the Gospel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 04/20/17 2:56:44 PM #38:	FlashOfLight posted... Funkdamental posted... Because he was a reprogrammed Terminator? Actually, the story of the Terminator is based on Jesus Christ. John Connor is supposed to represent Jesus Christ. Herod trying to kill Jesus is represented by the Terminator, and Skynet itself is supposed to represent Satan trying to prevent Jesus from saving the world. Sarah Connor is based on the Semiramis legend, which is itself a distortion and corruption of the actual nativity story in the Gospel. Is Reese then a John the Baptist figure? --- /propaganda <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:877572568] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>FlashOfLight posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Because he was a reprogrammed Terminator?</quote> Actually, the story of the Terminator is based on Jesus Christ. John Connor is supposed to represent Jesus Christ. Herod trying to kill Jesus is represented by the Terminator, and Skynet itself is supposed to represent Satan trying to prevent Jesus from saving the world. Sarah Connor is based on the Semiramis legend, which is itself a distortion and corruption of the actual nativity story in the Gospel.</quote> Is Reese then a John the Baptist figure?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Godbe_Bryant 04/20/17 2:58:09 PM #39:	Died a virgin but has had billions of followers. Its a pretty good trade off. --- Kobe <cite>Godbe_Bryant posted [p:877572642] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>Died a virgin but has had billions of followers. Its a pretty good trade off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 3:09:31 PM #40:	btw Jesus actually said basically there isn't sex in heaven Matt 22 25 Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother. 26 The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh. 27 Finally, the woman died. 28 Now then, at the resurrection, whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?” 29 Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. 30 At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. Sure it doesn't say no sex, it say no marriage, but since marriage is required under both old and new testament law for sex, this is strongly implied. I mean, if you think about it logically sex in heaven wouldn't make sense because you have a spiritual body and sex makes more people. But this is the end of the world so you wouldn't be making more people. So essentially the angels are asexual. This also throws doubt on the interpretation of the nephillim referring to actual angels as fathering them. --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877573317] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>btw Jesus actually said basically there isn't sex in heaven Matt 22 25 Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother. 26 The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh. 27 Finally, the woman died. 28 Now then, at the resurrection, whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?” 29 Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. 30 At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. Sure it doesn't say no sex, it say no marriage, but since marriage is required under both old and new testament law for sex, this is strongly implied. I mean, if you think about it logically sex in heaven wouldn't make sense because you have a spiritual body and sex makes more people. But this is the end of the world so you wouldn't be making more people. So essentially the angels are asexual. This also throws doubt on the interpretation of the nephillim referring to actual angels as fathering them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FlashOfLight 04/20/17 3:11:31 PM #41:	Funkdamental posted... Is Reese then a John the Baptist figure? Not in this case, but he was supposed to announce the birth of John Connor even so. --- Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung, Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments <cite>FlashOfLight posted [p:877573442] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Funkdamental posted...</cite> <quote>Is Reese then a John the Baptist figure?</quote> Not in this case, but he was supposed to announce the birth of John Connor even so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FlashOfLight 04/20/17 3:12:53 PM #43:	Asherlee10 posted... I thought Mary M. wasn't a prostitute? That was just a mistranslation. Yep, they tackled that on to Mary Magdalene, but the Bible just states about her that she was a woman that had seven devils in her. --- Eine grosse sportliche Veranstaltung, Die Meister, Die Besten, Les Grandes Equipes https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments <cite>FlashOfLight posted [p:877573518] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>I thought Mary M. wasn't a prostitute? That was just a mistranslation.</quote> Yep, they tackled that on to Mary Magdalene, but the Bible just states about her that she was a woman that had seven devils in her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kinny100 04/20/17 3:15:02 PM #45:	imagine if he did have sex imagine you're the woman who made the son of god come oh gosh --- http://i.imgur.com/riPcH.jpg <cite>Kinny100 posted [p:877573656] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>imagine if he did have sex imagine you're the woman who made the son of god come oh gosh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 3:17:33 PM #46:	Kinny100 posted... imagine if he did have sex imagine you're the woman who made the son of god come oh gosh like his kids would be worshipped and still rule over us to this day basically they might have powers kinda the reason he didn't have sex and thus kids like there is a passage about the body of Moses Satan wanted Moses' body but Archangel Micheal had to rebuke him we aren't told why Satan wanted his body, but critical thinking if people knew where Moses body was they would come from all across the world to worship it and hope it has special powers and stuff so instead no one knows where his body went and likely Micheal took it off planet or buried it very deep --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877573812] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kinny100 posted...</cite> <quote>imagine if he did have sex imagine you're the woman who made the son of god come oh gosh</quote> like his kids would be worshipped and still rule over us to this day basically they might have powers kinda the reason he didn't have sex and thus kids like there is a passage about the body of Moses Satan wanted Moses' body but Archangel Micheal had to rebuke him we aren't told why Satan wanted his body, but critical thinking if people knew where Moses body was they would come from all across the world to worship it and hope it has special powers and stuff so instead no one knows where his body went and likely Micheal took it off planet or buried it very deep</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 04/20/17 3:19:20 PM #47:	Asherlee10 posted... I thought Mary M. wasn't a prostitute? That was just a mistranslation. even is she was why would you think that means Jesus paid for her services? his whole thing was you know going to the sinners everyone in that culture hated and despised and telling them there is hope, stop sinning and God will accept you now because I go to die for your sins it would make sense then that he would have saved murderers, prostitutes, drug dealers, robbers, etc from the passages we have of her she is weeping and worshipping him like a person who is thankful, not lusting after him --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877573914] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>I thought Mary M. wasn't a prostitute? That was just a mistranslation.</quote> even is she was why would you think that means Jesus paid for her services? his whole thing was you know going to the sinners everyone in that culture hated and despised and telling them there is hope, stop sinning and God will accept you now because I go to die for your sins it would make sense then that he would have saved murderers, prostitutes, drug dealers, robbers, etc from the passages we have of her she is weeping and worshipping him like a person who is thankful, not lusting after him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kinny100 04/20/17 3:19:27 PM #48:	did you know some AA people think moses was black? --- http://i.imgur.com/riPcH.jpg <cite>Kinny100 posted [p:877573923] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote>did you know some AA people think moses was black?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 04/20/17 3:26:24 PM #50:	Kinny100 posted... did you know some AA people think moses was black? he was likely pretty dark but they are probably thinking he was an actual egyptian rather than an adopted hebrew --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:877574363] in Did Jesus ... [t:75259891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kinny100 posted...</cite> <quote>did you know some AA people think moses was black?</quote> he was likely pretty dark but they are probably thinking he was an actual egyptian rather than an adopted hebrew</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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