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BolognaSammich
04/20/17 3:44:22 PM
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do you try?


you have one year to prepare for the game, held in secret.

if you win, you also get the money, but all you need is a draw.

if you lose, your punishment is that you can never wear clothes again.

do you play the game?

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StarReaper13
04/20/17 3:49:19 PM
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ten million dollars but you have to draw magnum carlsen in a game of chess.


How long do you get per move? I might be able to draw him if I stall enough.
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kirbymuncher
04/20/17 3:52:24 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
ten million dollars but you have to draw magnum carlsen in a game of chess.


How long do you get per move? I might be able to draw him if I stall enough.

isn't running out of time a loss, not a draw?
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Boombam99
04/20/17 3:52:32 PM
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I would beat him easily, even though I've only played chess like 10 times in my life. Dude's overrated as f***. Would destroy him.
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WafflehouseJK
04/20/17 3:52:42 PM
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Sure, I'm not the best artist, but I can give it a shot.
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PrinceDBF
04/20/17 4:25:27 PM
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i don't think he's unbeatable, but i don't think i could ever beat him either.
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AlephZero
04/20/17 4:26:21 PM
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oops i dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong
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FL81
04/20/17 4:28:14 PM
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BilalPowell
04/20/17 4:29:06 PM
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Sure I'll draw a picture of him playing chess for 10 mil.
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Jayjar100
04/20/17 4:29:53 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Sure I'll draw a picture of him playing chess for 10 mil.

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Vindris_SNH
04/20/17 4:30:28 PM
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One year is definitely not enough time to play chess at his level. And honestly, even with a lifetime of practice, some might not be able to beat him. He's straight up more intelligent than most people on earth. Probably has a genius level IQ.

You will lose.
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NeoShadowhen
04/20/17 4:32:59 PM
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No fucking way. It doesn't matter who I'd be playing, it's not worth the risk.
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Iodine
04/20/17 4:33:44 PM
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Man that picture makes him look like a douche bag.
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GODTIER
04/20/17 4:35:26 PM
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that dude is goofy looking
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Doe
04/20/17 4:38:54 PM
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Every opening has a very drawish defense to it, Petroff, Fort Knox etc
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Alkaloid
04/20/17 4:40:33 PM
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Ha. The penalty for losing alone makes this a bad wager.
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gguirao
04/20/17 5:41:43 PM
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Not worth it.
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BolognaSammich
04/21/17 5:34:01 PM
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bump
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Letron_James
04/21/17 5:38:37 PM
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Nah just bought some new levis and wanna wear them
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