Current Events > Man shoves large slipperly swamp eel up his ass in attempt to cure constipation.

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UnfairRepresent 04/21/17 4:03:32 PM #1:	Doctors treating a Chinese man of stomach pain were surprised to discover an entire Asian swamp eel inside his stomach. Doctors quickly discovered that the 49-year-old patient, identified his last name Liu, tried to fix his constipation problem by shoving a half-meter long eel into his anus. Liu had earlier visited a hospital after suffering severe stomach pains, reports Guangdong Television At his first check up, he was advised to remain in the hospital after his doctors determined that his bowels were being blocked. However, Liu refused to stay after the physicians suggested further treatment. He decided to cure himself of his constipation by forcing an eel into his anus in an effort to clear the blockage. Liu was said to have believed a folk medicine practice that involved using an eel to relieve constipation. His plans did not turn out so well, however, as the eel caused extreme pain to his bowels. He was then rushed to Guangzhou Dongren Hospital where attending physicians made the shocking discovery. While examining Liu’s abdominal area, doctors found a hole in the area near the duodenum, revealing the eel stuck in his intestines where it was covered in feces and food residue. Through surgery, the doctors were able to extract the Asian swamp eel, which weighed about half a pound. Its head was about three to five centimeters (1.18 – 1.97 inches) wide. A doctor revealed that Liu withheld the real cause of his stomach ache when he was admitted to the hospital. “We asked Mr. Liu when we spotted the eel in his stomach, he said the eel went into his anus by mistake. But after the surgery, he told us that he actually put an eel inside his anus himself,” surgeon Dr. Zhao Zhirong told reporters. Fortunately for Liu, he was able to go to the hospital in time as the situation could have been much worse for him had he taken longer, according to Dr. Zhao. While Liu is now recovering and may soon be out of the hospital, the eel was not as fortunate. The poor creature was found to be dead when the doctors took it out. Full Article: http://nextshark.com/constipated-man-tries-cure-shoving-asian-swamp-eel-anus/ http://nextshark.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5-18.jpg 80/80 Death by suffocation in a man's ass is like the cruelest non intentional torture way to go. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877640971] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote>Doctors treating a Chinese man of stomach pain were surprised to discover an entire Asian swamp eel inside his stomach. Doctors quickly discovered that the 49-year-old patient, identified his last name Liu, tried to fix his constipation problem by shoving a half-meter long eel into his anus. Liu had earlier visited a hospital after suffering severe stomach pains, reports Guangdong Television At his first check up, he was advised to remain in the hospital after his doctors determined that his bowels were being blocked. However, Liu refused to stay after the physicians suggested further treatment. He decided to cure himself of his constipation by forcing an eel into his anus in an effort to clear the blockage. Liu was said to have believed a folk medicine practice that involved using an eel to relieve constipation. His plans did not turn out so well, however, as the eel caused extreme pain to his bowels. He was then rushed to Guangzhou Dongren Hospital where attending physicians made the shocking discovery. While examining Liu’s abdominal area, doctors found a hole in the area near the duodenum, revealing the eel stuck in his intestines where it was covered in feces and food residue. Through surgery, the doctors were able to extract the Asian swamp eel, which weighed about half a pound. Its head was about three to five centimeters (1.18 – 1.97 inches) wide. A doctor revealed that Liu withheld the real cause of his stomach ache when he was admitted to the hospital. “We asked Mr. Liu when we spotted the eel in his stomach, he said the eel went into his anus by mistake. But after the surgery, he told us that he actually put an eel inside his anus himself,” surgeon Dr. Zhao Zhirong told reporters. Fortunately for Liu, he was able to go to the hospital in time as the situation could have been much worse for him had he taken longer, according to Dr. Zhao. While Liu is now recovering and may soon be out of the hospital, the eel was not as fortunate. The poor creature was found to be dead when the doctors took it out. Full Article: http://nextshark.com/constipated-man-tries-cure-shoving-asian-swamp-eel-anus/ http://nextshark.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/5-18.jpg 80/80 Death by suffocation in a man's ass is like the cruelest non intentional torture way to go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 04/21/17 4:05:22 PM #2:	"It went in by mistake" Uh huh..... --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:877641054] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote>"It went in by mistake" Uh huh.....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maeiv 04/21/17 4:07:49 PM #3:	Did it cure his constipation? --- Achieve the dream 76ers, Eagles <cite>Maeiv posted [p:877641198] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote>Did it cure his constipation?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 04/21/17 4:08:35 PM #4:	How does this make any sense --- Winner winner, chicken dinner. Won by- kaliedoloop <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:877641242] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote>How does this make any sense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 04/21/17 4:08:37 PM #5:	Is this a pokemon? RectoEel --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:877641245] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote>Is this a pokemon? RectoEel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 04/21/17 4:09:17 PM #6:	I'm sure this seemed like a good idea at the time. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:877641284] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this seemed like a good idea at the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 04/21/17 4:09:23 PM #7:	That poor eel --- Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard and become evil. <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:877641291] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote>That poor eel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 04/21/17 4:09:59 PM #8:	SpiralDrift posted... I'm sure this seemed like a good idea at the time. --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:877641323] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this seemed like a good idea at the time.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/21/17 4:14:05 PM #9:	CapnMuffin posted... "It went in by mistake" Uh huh..... HE was lying --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877641565] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>"It went in by mistake" Uh huh.....</quote> HE was lying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/21/17 5:13:24 PM #10:	Maeiv posted... Did it cure his constipation? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHVR485txX8 --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. http://i.imgur.com/45yVrRr.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:877645164] in Man shoves... [t:75264054]...</cite> <quote><cite>Maeiv posted...</cite> <quote>Did it cure his constipation?</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHVR485txX8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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