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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/21/17 4:47:11 PM #1: |
Like 10 guys suddenly came down with the flu this morning when they announced it. I know people always joke about 4/21 being drug test day but I've never actually seen a company do it. They made 51% of the workforce piss.
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XmasPikachu 04/21/17 4:47:35 PM #2: |
WOW evil
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OrtegaTron 04/21/17 4:48:05 PM #3: |
What do you do, TC?
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Johnny_Nutcase 04/21/17 4:48:55 PM #4: |
I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once.
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Skye Reynolds 04/21/17 4:49:15 PM #5: |
That's kinda shitty, tbqh.
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deupd_u 04/21/17 4:50:01 PM #6: |
I couldn't imagine giving a shit if my employees smoked weed in their off time.
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_Rinku_ 04/21/17 4:50:22 PM #7: |
What a shitty policy.
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ZCheveyo 04/21/17 4:50:51 PM #8: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
That's kinda shitty, tbqh. Whether you agree with it or not, marijuana is illegal in most states still. --- "There's nothing gay about liking a nice feminine penis." crazygamer21 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vindris_SNH 04/21/17 4:51:55 PM #9: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once. Makes me wonder why they'd want to do it. If your employees are doing their job well, why would you want to find some stupid reason to fire them? --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EggplantParm 04/21/17 4:52:43 PM #10: |
ZCheveyo posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...That's kinda shitty, tbqh. So? Should employers fire people that speed, litter, run res lights, and roll through stop signs? --- http://i.imgur.com/vStAH0d.jpg say amen or u heartless ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamer99z 04/21/17 4:53:29 PM #11: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
That's kinda shitty, tbqh. _Rinku_ posted... What a shitty policy. Why? --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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philsov 04/21/17 4:54:24 PM #12: |
Vindris_SNH posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once. In my company, it's a means to do layoffs without needing to mess with severance packages since they're in violation of policy. The only kicker is that the people who get laid off because of pot usage on offtime are often the people they'd prefer not to lay off. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dodgefan91 04/21/17 4:54:41 PM #13: |
Vindris_SNH posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once. To hire new, less experienced employees with a lower salary. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OrtegaTron 04/21/17 4:56:32 PM #14: |
Insurance and liability reasons. If you mess up, hurt yourself or someone else, found to have drugs in your system afterwards, the company faces possible consequences. I mean, either that or they just wanted to clean house. Piss tests cost money.
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Johnny_Nutcase 04/21/17 4:57:10 PM #15: |
dodgefan91 posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once. Yeah pretty much this. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vindris_SNH 04/21/17 4:57:58 PM #16: |
dodgefan91 posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once. Then the people who got fired are better off, rather than working for a shitty company like that. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vindris_SNH 04/21/17 4:58:56 PM #17: |
OrtegaTron posted...
Insurance and liability reasons. If you mess up, hurt yourself or someone else, found to have drugs in your system afterwards, the company faces possible consequences. I mean, either that or they just wanted to clean house. Piss tests cost money. ........... I know legally they can get in trouble for that, but it's bullshit. They can find weed in your system even if you haven't smoked in days. It has no effect on your job if you smoked the night before. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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acabes27 04/21/17 4:59:39 PM #19: |
I don't understand why employers would care if their employees smoke weed in their free time. Especially if it's a stressful job. Honestly what is the harm in relaxing with some green at the end of the day?
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loafy013 04/21/17 5:00:36 PM #20: |
Do they compare it to the list of people who called off "sick" yesterday?
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/21/17 5:00:38 PM #21: |
OrtegaTron posted...
What do you do, TC? Right now I'm working in a nuclear power plant --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Feline_Heart 04/21/17 5:00:39 PM #22: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
That's kinda shitty, tbqh. I think it's funny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 04/21/17 5:02:19 PM #23: |
EggplantParm posted...
ZCheveyo posted...Skye Reynolds posted...That's kinda shitty, tbqh. especially for speeding, we can forgive almost anything else with a few extra chances. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 04/21/17 5:02:44 PM #24: |
What job do that requires them not to smoke weed in the off time?
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OrtegaTron 04/21/17 5:03:30 PM #25: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
OrtegaTron posted...What do you do, TC? It could be an insurance company mandate or some bullshit, then. That's obviously sensitive equipment you deal with. I bet if you slip and fall they'd make you pee. Just a guess. --- The red flag is false hope ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/21/17 5:03:41 PM #26: |
dodgefan91 posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...Johnny_Nutcase posted...I've seen a company lose about half its workforce in one hour because of that once. I'm Union so that doesn't work. They have to pay the replacements the same amount unless I would have been above rate and they have to hire other union guys --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dodgefan91 04/21/17 5:05:25 PM #27: |
Feline_Heart posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...That's kinda shitty, tbqh. It's a bit of both. Personally, I don't care if someone smokes weed in their free time as long as they are fine and productive when they show up to work. However, if you have a nice job that you need to support yourself/family, you're a complete idiot to risk that over something that you 100% know is against company policy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/21/17 5:06:45 PM #28: |
OrtegaTron posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...OrtegaTron posted...What do you do, TC? Yeah you piss for any injury that requires medical care. Not necessarily for falling over. I'd be out of a job by now lol. Thank God for 5 hour energy bottles and boxer briefs just Saiyan. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CableZL 04/21/17 5:07:56 PM #29: |
LOL
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kingdrake2 04/21/17 5:08:53 PM #30: |
the only 5 hour energy drink i dislike is orange, taste janky :(.
grape or any of the other ones happen to be better. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/21/17 5:09:54 PM #31: |
dodgefan91 posted...
Feline_Heart posted...Skye Reynolds posted...That's kinda shitty, tbqh. I disagree, with the shit we deal with I think doing drugs aftet work should be a requirement --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OrtegaTron 04/21/17 5:10:26 PM #32: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
OrtegaTron posted...Trigg3rH4ppy posted...OrtegaTron posted...What do you do, TC? That's how they get out of paying you benis. "This guy puffed two weeks ago? Savage! This machine may have malfunctioned and eaten your hand, but you're a drug addict!" Corporate ideology. --- The red flag is false hope ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pojr 04/21/17 5:10:33 PM #33: |
That doesn't make any business sense. Why lose hundreds of good employees for no good reason?
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ImTheMacheteGuy 04/21/17 5:10:45 PM #34: |
ZCheveyo posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...That's kinda shitty, tbqh. Only in detestable garbage states. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/21/17 5:11:09 PM #36: |
kingdrake2 posted...
the only 5 hour energy drink i dislike is orange, taste janky :(. I like it more because of it's size and ability to tuck under your balls in a sticky situation >__> --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 04/21/17 5:13:29 PM #37: |
People who need weed to have a fun time are so Sad!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/21/17 5:14:36 PM #38: |
PiOverlord posted...
People who need weed to have a fun time are so Sad! Pfft weed, that shit is for kiddies. You haven't lived until you've done (redacted) out of the crack of a stripper's ass when you're living out of a hotel room for work. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 04/21/17 5:45:25 PM #39: |
PiOverlord posted...
People who need weed to have a fun time are so Sad! This is bottom tier as cliches go --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 04/21/17 5:46:55 PM #40: |
That's pretty funny
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Vamp_Aubrey 04/21/17 5:49:08 PM #42: |
good
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ImTheMacheteGuy 04/21/17 5:52:23 PM #43: |
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
good oh look a generic troll post --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vamp_Aubrey 04/21/17 5:56:38 PM #44: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Vamp_Aubrey posted...good oh look a generic pothead --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AltonBrownFan 04/21/17 6:00:10 PM #45: |
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Vamp_Aubrey posted... Smoke some pot and make your insults more compelling. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vamp_Aubrey 04/21/17 6:00:47 PM #46: |
AltonBrownFan posted...
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ImTheMacheteGuy 04/21/17 6:02:33 PM #47: |
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Vamp_Aubrey posted...good Which decade are you in? 80s, 90s or some pre-80s decade? Your choice of words only narrows it down that much. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vamp_Aubrey 04/21/17 6:03:23 PM #48: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Which decade are you in? 80s, 90s or some pre-80s decade? Your choice of words only narrows it down that much. are you trying to goof me? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 04/21/17 6:03:57 PM #49: |
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
AltonBrownFan posted...Vamp_Aubrey posted...ImTheMacheteGuy posted... If you can imagine being any kind of slave at all in any context, you must've been though some shit I could never comprehend. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mystere 04/21/17 6:04:26 PM #50: |
Vamp_Aubrey posted...
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