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Phoenicopter 04/24/17 8:56:38 PM #101: |
ITT: that time CE convinced a guy to wake up in a bathtub full of ice minus a kidney.
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Sinroth 04/24/17 9:05:22 PM #102: |
If srs don't do it man, she's taking advantage of you first of all, and the sex won't be that good either
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SkaFrost89 04/24/17 9:13:11 PM #103: |
Bishop9800 posted...
EDIT: My bad. I thought she was going to give you. 250. No. Don't do it. This and that. I thought she was offering to pay you money for you to have sex with her. If you really want sex, there are cheaper girls. But just wait, youll find someone --- http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb20/PrinceVegeta89/kazum.png PSN: SkaFrost, Twitch: SkaFrost ... Copied to Clipboard!
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alexg1989 04/24/17 9:15:44 PM #104: |
Don't jerk off these two days. You might not be able to get it up...
I wouldn't do it personally thoigh. I ain't treating a hooked to dinner. Let's just get down to business and that's it... --- Check my MUSIC http://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFSZPGv1OYn94A5L_KHuiuw ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EverDownward 04/24/17 9:17:45 PM #105: |
You can get a hooker for much cheaper, honestly. I mean, she's hot, but so are a lot of young girls that are walking the streets.
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MegaTech 04/24/17 9:17:52 PM #106: |
Do it. Then tell us about it on CE after.
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SkaFrost89 04/24/17 9:18:27 PM #107: |
GamingLablet posted...
bob742omb posted...you're not that desperate are you I'm 28 with no friends and spend my time on gamefaqs, xbox, ps4 and anime. I've been with almost 50 women. --- http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb20/PrinceVegeta89/kazum.png PSN: SkaFrost, Twitch: SkaFrost ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkaFrost89 04/24/17 9:20:02 PM #108: |
apocalyptic_4 posted...
Syncronous posted...You should absolutely do it, and try to finish inside her without a condom. And this. If you are really desperate and DO pay. Then finish inside her --- http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb20/PrinceVegeta89/kazum.png PSN: SkaFrost, Twitch: SkaFrost ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EverDownward 04/24/17 9:21:03 PM #109: |
SkaFrost89 posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...Syncronous posted...You should absolutely do it, and try to finish inside her without a condom. Yeah, let's just dramatically change the guy's entire life in the span of one night. --- http://i.imgur.com/DKNJbBm.jpg Official Praying Monk from the Sky Temple of the MKX boards ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joe40001 04/24/17 9:21:28 PM #110: |
This is a good topic?
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alexg1989 04/24/17 9:22:35 PM #111: |
SkaFrost89 posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...Syncronous posted...You should absolutely do it, and try to finish inside her without a condom. I hope you mean her mouth.... --- Check my MUSIC http://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFSZPGv1OYn94A5L_KHuiuw ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gossipgirl 04/24/17 9:22:59 PM #112: |
If you're hot enough, you can do better for less (or free). Only go for it if you're so ugly that you're likely never gonna get a better opportunity and if you have a large amount of money to spend.
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CreekCo 04/24/17 9:23:35 PM #113: |
Tagged for things that never happened for $200, Alex.
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ASithLord7 04/24/17 9:23:56 PM #114: |
CreekCo posted...
Tagged for things that never happened for $200, Alex. --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 04/24/17 9:24:05 PM #115: |
Syncronous posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...gatorsPENSbucs posted...What's the booty look like --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 04/24/17 9:25:10 PM #116: |
It's probably some sort of trap imo.
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SkaFrost89 04/24/17 9:25:55 PM #117: |
alexg1989 posted...
SkaFrost89 posted...apocalyptic_4 posted...Syncronous posted...You should absolutely do it, and try to finish inside her without a condom. No. Get her pregnant --- http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb20/PrinceVegeta89/kazum.png PSN: SkaFrost, Twitch: SkaFrost ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 04/24/17 9:28:08 PM #118: |
SkaFrost89 posted...
Bishop9800 posted...EDIT: My bad. I thought she was going to give you. 250. No. Don't do it. Waiting has done absolutely nothing for me, I'm 33 and have never even gone in a date. >_> Gossipgirl posted... If you're hot enough, you can do better for less (or free). Only go for it if you're so ugly that you're likely never gonna get a better opportunity and if you have a large amount of money to spend. Being good looking also has not helped me at all. Some people just aren't cut out for finding a mate. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DOA2Crazy 04/24/17 9:28:09 PM #119: |
Whoa whoa!! TC think carefully about this again, this time with your brain and not your penis. She could take your cash and cry rape and BAM!! Rape allegation! And you know how difficult it is to get rid of one of those? As difficult as syphilis! Wake up man! Dont do it.
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creativeme 04/24/17 9:30:27 PM #120: |
maybe for like $100. if she's offering you then chances are she's already prostituting herself and probably for a hell of a lot cheaper than what she's charging you.
you're just in college so i'm guessing you're around 20? maybe mid 20s. being with a chick might help you get more confidence for another girl but i dunno. you can't be too ugly if she's offering to bang you. you could bang some fat chick for free though. just take them out and stuff. most chubby chicks will fuck me without me even taking them out. so i'm sure you could get one just by taking them out to a decent dinner or something. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mattnd2007 04/24/17 9:31:43 PM #121: |
If this topic is even real, don't do it
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LordFarquad1312 04/24/17 9:40:50 PM #122: |
There are better whores for $250 bro.
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lejonbrames 04/24/17 9:43:26 PM #123: |
The most this happened this happened in the history of this happening.
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muchdran 04/24/17 9:45:16 PM #124: |
Iodine posted...
Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SirEsquireIII 04/24/17 9:45:58 PM #125: |
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Mernardi posted...Iodine posted...Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you. --- Honey, here's a quarter. Go put it in a washing machine... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourDrunkFather 04/24/17 9:50:35 PM #126: |
If this actually happened she'd probably just take your money, let you take her out to dinner, then make up an excuse and bail on you before any sex happened. She's trying to take advantage of you bro
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Letron_James 04/24/17 9:52:14 PM #127: |
250 can get you a hot escort who will do whatever you want. Its the same thing, so no. Also dont pay to lose your virginity, i had a friend do that and hes all kinds of fucked up now
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SwordMaster13X 04/24/17 9:53:21 PM #128: |
How does the TC with no social life end up having decent conversations with this girl?
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StealthRock 04/24/17 9:54:46 PM #129: |
Unless you don't live in the US
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HeyyItsProphet 04/24/17 9:55:47 PM #130: |
Fuck yes she's offering all your fantasies for just $250! Absolutely man! You're a virgin and lack the confidence to get a girl right now. This girl is actually really cute too. It's not like finding a girl who will offer sex for money is easy to find all the time either. Most girls you gotta spend hundreds on already trying to impress them before getting some action let alone having your fantasies come true. You fuck her man. You fuck her right in the pussy!
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ArtVandelay 04/24/17 9:59:42 PM #131: |
it's a bad idea.
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1trained_n00b 04/24/17 10:22:27 PM #132: |
ArtVandelay posted...
it's a bad idea. I agree with this. She's definitely cute. That being said, she's got all sorts of problems if she's willing to sell her body to a loser for that price. --- "There's nothing like the feel of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber..." - Revolver Ocelot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Suchomimus 04/24/17 10:23:48 PM #133: |
This is pathetic.
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DracoSpire 04/24/17 10:27:01 PM #134: |
megamanzero1000 posted...
dude you are so fucking lucky, if you don't do this you will regret it for the rest of your life. Well, that is, if you're too helpless to even try to make the effort to hook up with someone. --- Not changing this sig until Mojo Rawley wins a singles championship - Started 4/10/17 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X 04/24/17 10:28:26 PM #135: |
With 20 dollars you could fuck one of those bars rats that look for men to buy them drink.
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DracoSpire 04/24/17 10:31:40 PM #136: |
Gossipgirl posted...
If you're hot enough, you can do better for less (or free). Only go for it if you're so ugly that you're likely never gonna get a better opportunity and if you have a large amount of money to spend. Bullcrap, anyone can look presentable or even attractive if they're willing to put in enough effort (weight loss, acne treatment, braces, etc.). --- Not changing this sig until Mojo Rawley wins a singles championship - Started 4/10/17 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 04/24/17 10:42:29 PM #137: |
You just found out how she's paying for school.
Don't do it, this is a person you will see in class again for a while after. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 04/24/17 10:44:38 PM #138: |
DracoSpire posted...
Gossipgirl posted...If you're hot enough, you can do better for less (or free). Only go for it if you're so ugly that you're likely never gonna get a better opportunity and if you have a large amount of money to spend. How do you look presentable if you are 5' 2" and terrorist brown? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DracoSpire 04/24/17 10:58:35 PM #139: |
Ruvan22 posted...
DracoSpire posted...Gossipgirl posted...If you're hot enough, you can do better for less (or free). Only go for it if you're so ugly that you're likely never gonna get a better opportunity and if you have a large amount of money to spend. I think that people generally put too much emphasis on height, although 5'2" is unusual for a fully grown adult male. But still, not all women put as much demand on height as society makes it out to be. Skin color has nothing to do with how attractive a person is. There are plenty of non-black celebrities with darker skin who have gone on to get married. --- Not changing this sig until Mojo Rawley wins a singles championship - Started 4/10/17 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SwordMaster13X 04/24/17 11:00:47 PM #140: |
Ruvan22 posted...
DracoSpire posted...Gossipgirl posted...If you're hot enough, you can do better for less (or free). Only go for it if you're so ugly that you're likely never gonna get a better opportunity and if you have a large amount of money to spend. I am 5'4 and I'm Brown and kinda goofy looking but I have a girlfriend. It helps having a sense of humor. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Al-Uzza 04/24/17 11:01:44 PM #141: |
Don't do it.
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BlacknGold86 04/24/17 11:06:02 PM #142: |
Bishop9800 posted...
EDIT: My bad. I thought she was going to give you. 250. No. Don't do it. Same here. Tell that hoe to get lost. --- PSN/Twitch- Lord_Wombat Currently streaming: Diablo 3 (Seasonal Witch Doctor, and building fire Wizard), KoF XIV (learning Kukri, Vanessa, and Clark) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xeno14 04/24/17 11:06:05 PM #143: |
sounds like a scam.
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Lonestar2000 04/24/17 11:06:46 PM #144: |
GamingLablet posted...
Mernardi posted...How is this even a fucking question lmao? Literally everyone pays for sex. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachTrump ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmeralDragon23 04/24/17 11:08:31 PM #145: |
No.
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yem69420 04/24/17 11:08:57 PM #146: |
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Whoa now guys, let's not be too rash. yeah I mean, I'm gonna get my $250 worth lol fuck it i'd do it tc if you've made it 25 years without fucking anyone I mean I smoke more than $250 in weed a month lol. weed has never sucked my dick --- psn, steam id: yem69420 origin id: yemman 360/xbone gt/uplay: cjpitt1985 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rh314501 04/24/17 11:12:08 PM #147: |
If she stays the night, you can go condom free, & she's down for butt stuff, I'd say do it. But fuck taking her to dinner, just get drunk & make her do degrading shit.
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voldothegr8 04/24/17 11:17:39 PM #148: |
rh314501 posted...
If she stays the night, you can go condom free, & she's down for butt stuff, I'd say do it. But fuck taking her to dinner, just get drunk & make her do degrading shit. You would raw dog a chick offering up sex for money? Bold. --- Oda break tracker 2017- 3 (2) Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Al-Uzza 04/24/17 11:21:57 PM #149: |
Also, you should have done a poll.
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rh314501 04/24/17 11:38:32 PM #150: |
voldothegr8 posted...
rh314501 posted...If she stays the night, you can go condom free, & she's down for butt stuff, I'd say do it. But fuck taking her to dinner, just get drunk & make her do degrading shit. Yeah, I'll raw dog pretty much anything. Most shit you could get can be cleared up w/ antibiotics anyway, & I'm the pull out champ. --- UnfairRepresent is a tool. Formerly sig-less user logic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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