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GamingLablet 04/24/17 5:36:22 PM #1: |
Long story short, I'm a virgin. Never had sex, don't even have talk to that much people IRL . Any way there is this girl in my class I do talk to(only in class) . We can have conversations(Decent) but because I'm so negative about most things, I don't really try to step it up or progress the relationship.
I've been like this for several years since I got rejected. Well today in class, me and her talked about the subject of relationships and she asked me if I ever had a GF. I said no, told her my life story. That I feel that as I continue to get older and because of my genetic deficiencies, that I'd never be able to aquire a girl. Informed her that I had no real friends I talk to constantly, said I've been alone for 7+ years with no real social life(all true, btw) Anyway, she made an offer that took me by surprise. She said that she'd be willing to take my virginity and go on a date with me. She said she'll satisfy pretty much satisfy any type of fetish or fantasy I wanted, but that she'll charge $250. She made it clear that this was no "romantic" relationship but advertised that this might be a once in a life time opportunity Should I take it? I do have enough money, but I told her to give me a day or two before I decide. PICS ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mernardi 04/24/17 5:37:12 PM #2: |
How is this even a fucking question lmao?
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GamingLablet 04/24/17 5:38:16 PM #3: |
Mernardi posted...
How is this even a fucking question lmao? I guess i'm just a bit nervous. All my life I've been told that paying people to have sex with you makes you pathetic. But then again, you can argue i'm pathetic enough as is. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Edgemaster97 04/24/17 5:38:24 PM #4: |
Would you also be paying for the date?
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Antifar 04/24/17 5:38:44 PM #5: |
You'll regret it more if you don't do it, I think
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GamingLablet 04/24/17 5:38:57 PM #6: |
Edgemaster97 posted...
Would you also be paying for the date? You mean for stuff like food? yes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wah_wah_wah 04/24/17 5:39:09 PM #7: |
Don't do it. It is a sex crime. You don't want to be the virgin charged with a sex crime.
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clearaflagrantj 04/24/17 5:39:14 PM #8: |
She's not that hot.
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Bishop9800 04/24/17 5:39:35 PM #9: |
EDIT: My bad. I thought she was going to give you. 250. No. Don't do it.
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LordMarshal 04/24/17 5:39:44 PM #10: |
I wouldnt. No offence but i can just sleep with a girl like that for a lot cheaper.
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Mernardi 04/24/17 5:39:48 PM #12: |
GamingLablet posted...
Mernardi posted...How is this even a fucking question lmao? Just do it. Then maybe you'll gain some confidence or at least have a fuck buddy. But don't do it again if she charges you again. --- Part of the squad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balkov 04/24/17 5:40:22 PM #13: |
She's clean, single, not crazy, etc?
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EyeWontBeFooled 04/24/17 5:40:41 PM #14: |
Edgemaster97 posted...
Would you also be paying for the date? Tell her to stuff it with the next wang she finds. --- You come up with something better! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iodine 04/24/17 5:40:42 PM #15: |
Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you.
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Kinny100 04/24/17 5:40:44 PM #16: |
she's one of those undercover cops in community colleges. dont fall for it. i've seen this trap in a movie before.
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Waluigi7 04/24/17 5:40:48 PM #17: |
Read the topic as she was going to pay you 250 dollars.
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orcus_snake 04/24/17 5:40:49 PM #18: |
what, fuck that shit, her pussy aint worth 250.
I thought this was that he offered YOU 250 which felt weird and fake but I can beleive this, and fuck no. Sex is never free, but she is using the info you gave her to get a shitty advantage over you which is fucking gross, especially because of fucking course she will want YOU to pay for the date. --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 04/24/17 5:40:56 PM #19: |
Balkov posted...
She's clean, single, not crazy, etc? single would be the only correct option in that list --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Waluigi7 04/24/17 5:40:57 PM #20: |
Iodine posted...
Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you. Same. --- Reptile ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mernardi 04/24/17 5:41:32 PM #21: |
Iodine posted...
Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you. Same. But I still think it could build confidence. --- Part of the squad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 04/24/17 5:42:37 PM #22: |
Spend that $250 on therapy imo
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EyeWontBeFooled 04/24/17 5:42:59 PM #23: |
Mernardi posted...
Iodine posted...Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you. There are other, better ways to build confidence. Like telling an obviously manipulative person to stuff themselves. --- You come up with something better! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Link HT 04/24/17 5:43:09 PM #24: |
first of all:
fenderbender321 posted... This happened secondly, pity sex from someone who looks like her is absolutely not worth $250 + date money. Not to mention there is a 99.99% chance that even if you agreed she'd just take your money and not actually do it, because you're a loser and won't do anything about it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 04/24/17 5:43:41 PM #25: |
If you can afford it, I'd do it. Flush the condom though, just in case.
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AsucaHayashi 04/24/17 5:43:55 PM #26: |
do it.
if it was just sex and in n out then nope. however, she actually offered to spend time with you prior to that. --- Not being able to land shoryuken consistently on one method of input as opposed to another is a matter of preference - zedzilla http://i.imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orcus_snake 04/24/17 5:43:56 PM #27: |
Also, all the girls I nailed didnt make me any less awkward with the next tries, actually speaking trough the awkwardness helped withg that, paying to get laid does not do shit, it aint a magical switch that just gets fliped, same with losing your virginity, I never felt any different and it never helped with any subsequent girl.
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Dark_SilverX 04/24/17 5:44:02 PM #28: |
Mernardi posted...
How is this even a fucking question lmao? Did you read this as she is paying him? --- Cuckle doodle doo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 04/24/17 5:44:10 PM #29: |
Iodine posted...
Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you. Yeah I was expecting a super ugly chick then got a cute one and I was like wtf until I realized I read it wrong >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mernardi 04/24/17 5:44:24 PM #30: |
Dark_SilverX posted...
Mernardi posted...How is this even a fucking question lmao? Yes. --- Part of the squad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 04/24/17 5:45:29 PM #31: |
haggle her down to $100
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eggcorn 04/24/17 5:45:40 PM #32: |
that aint worth $250 bro
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SuperExcitebike 04/24/17 5:46:25 PM #33: |
Lol you're desperate AF. Might as well, but she probably won't talk to you afterwards
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SomeLikeItHoth 04/24/17 5:47:23 PM #34: |
What do you look like, TC?
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Dustin1280 04/24/17 5:47:55 PM #36: |
Waluigi7 posted...
Read the topic as she was going to pay you 250 dollars. Yeah same... I don't know if it's worth it man, you do get an ACTUAL date and sex, but that is a lot of money... $100+date might be worth it for you, see if you can get her to go for that... --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zerox7152 04/24/17 5:48:35 PM #37: |
I say hell no. I'm curious as to what you look like TC. Maybe we can help!
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GamingLablet 04/24/17 5:48:56 PM #38: |
Highwind07 posted...
She is going to either not do it or do it but have her and her friends make fun of you for perhaps a very long time >_>. For the latter, that could happen I guess. But then again, I'm in college so I probably won't see her again after this semester, anyway ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syncronous 04/24/17 5:49:20 PM #39: |
You should absolutely do it, and try to finish inside her without a condom.
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Bluebomber182 04/24/17 5:49:28 PM #40: |
thats a cam girl btw
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Holy_Cloud105 04/24/17 5:50:03 PM #41: |
Bluebomber182 posted...
thats a cam girl btw Name? --- Official Aqua of the Kingdom Hearts 3 board. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mernardi 04/24/17 5:50:24 PM #42: |
Bluebomber182 posted...
thats a cam girl btw Oh, so this topic is bullshit then? --- Part of the squad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 04/24/17 5:50:30 PM #43: |
Highwind07 posted...
She is going to either not do it or do it but have her and her friends make fun of you for perhaps a very long time >_>. Who cares if the chick who had sex with a person is making fun of the person she was paid to have sex with... That would be the LEAST of my concerns... I would be more worried about regretting spending that $250.00 You aren't going to last very long either... The DATE+Sex is the only reason I would even consider it in your situation and still think 250 is way too much... --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 04/24/17 5:50:40 PM #44: |
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Key 04/24/17 5:51:39 PM #45: |
Waluigi7 posted...
Read the topic as she was going to pay you 250 dollars. This that said she's obviously trying to take advantage of you. It's up to put to decide if it's worth or not --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sylverlolol 04/24/17 5:53:28 PM #46: |
Mernardi posted...
Bluebomber182 posted...thats a cam girl btw ....nah, its 100% trufax especially on dat gamefaqs, lul --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ruvan22 04/24/17 5:54:07 PM #47: |
Waluigi7 posted...
Iodine posted...Ok I read the topic titled completely wrong. I seriously thought a woman was offering to pay you $250 so she could have sex with you. Same ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slaya4 04/24/17 5:55:59 PM #48: |
So you have to pay for the dinner and the pussy? Nah, she ain't even worth $250+ tbh. If you really want to lay for it go ahead, but she's playing you out your money.
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Sativa_Rose 04/24/17 5:57:33 PM #49: |
This is actually a very good deal, $250 for a whole night with multiple shots on goal? Normally you'd get MAYBE 2 hours with a girl like this for that amount.
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bob742omb 04/24/17 5:57:41 PM #50: |
you're not that desperate are you
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