Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 407: Dumpster Diving on the way to Payback

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ScareChan
04/25/17 9:36:52 PM
#52:


StealThisSheen posted...
Okay, I am so hyped for Breezango


Sexy Hype


And yeah the thing with Jinder was cookie cutter, but taking the title is a good power move that isnt done as often as it should be. I like it
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Strife2
04/25/17 9:38:54 PM
#53:


This promo made the projector stuff work somehow. These hype packages are gold.
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GTM
04/25/17 9:42:15 PM
#54:


TheRock1525 posted...
I feel like Braun's whole gimmick needs to be pushing things off of other things, and nothing else.

Like not even have him in matches anymore, just randomly showing up to shove something off of another thing.


So does the Drifter show up before this happens as an incoming omen, or after it happens to lighten the mood afterwards?
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StealThisSheen
04/25/17 9:44:21 PM
#55:


GTM posted...
TheRock1525 posted...
I feel like Braun's whole gimmick needs to be pushing things off of other things, and nothing else.

Like not even have him in matches anymore, just randomly showing up to shove something off of another thing.


So does the Drifter show up before this happens as an incoming omen, or after it happens to lighten the mood afterwards?


Braun needs to start playing guitar, too, so you never know which one is coming

"Oh shit it's......Oh, it's just that guy. It's ok-.."
"BWAAAAAAAAARGH"
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Wanglicious
04/25/17 10:45:07 PM
#56:


god, gallaher vs. neville is always so good.
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StealThisSheen
04/25/17 10:57:12 PM
#57:


Breezango didn't even try to make sense on Talking Smack

And it was glorious
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Wanglicious
04/25/17 11:06:24 PM
#58:


JBL tried to talk shit to Breezango and they gave twice back. it was amazing.
then we had Becky being pure love and JBL being pretty much a supervillain.
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RaidenZeroX
04/25/17 11:10:06 PM
#59:


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ZeroSignal620
04/26/17 3:07:29 AM
#60:


I guess Jinder decided that since Bray couldn't win the belt on Sunday, he'd just take it for himself because why the fuck not?

Also a slight loophole in Rusev's promo; he never said what title he'd be demanding to wrestle for. Now watch us get Rusev vs. Styles (or Owens) for the US title at MITB. It'd still be better than how he was booked on Raw, but still >_>
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Hardcore_Adult
04/26/17 7:05:20 AM
#61:


WWE programming this week has been a bit of a snooze.
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muddersmilk
04/26/17 9:30:44 AM
#62:


Woo Breezango!

GTM posted...
TheRock1525 posted...
I feel like Braun's whole gimmick needs to be pushing things off of other things, and nothing else.

Like not even have him in matches anymore, just randomly showing up to shove something off of another thing.


So does the Drifter show up before this happens as an incoming omen, or after it happens to lighten the mood afterwards?


The Drifter can be the trigger. For some reason his music infuriates Braun and makes him go off.

So Drifter will start playing and everyone will freak out wondering if Braun is around to hear it.
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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/17 9:32:47 AM
#63:


I still find it very off putting that they have actively went out of their way to mention the the Universal Championship or the guy holding the title on Raw.
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Hardcore_Adult
04/26/17 10:03:09 AM
#64:


Without spoiling it, should I bother w/ 205L this week?
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Mega Mana
04/26/17 10:14:47 AM
#65:


muddersmilk posted...
Woo Breezango!

GTM posted...
TheRock1525 posted...
I feel like Braun's whole gimmick needs to be pushing things off of other things, and nothing else.

Like not even have him in matches anymore, just randomly showing up to shove something off of another thing.


So does the Drifter show up before this happens as an incoming omen, or after it happens to lighten the mood afterwards?


The Drifter can be the trigger. For some reason his music infuriates Braun and makes him go off.

So Drifter will start playing and everyone will freak out wondering if Braun is around to hear it.


Or the opposite! The Drifter is the only one that can calm the beast!
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Jakyl25
04/26/17 10:16:26 AM
#66:


PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I still find it very off putting that they have actively went out of their way to mention the the Universal Championship or the guy holding the title on Raw.


They did the same when he was WWEWHC before

It's like they are ashamed of their own booking
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Strife2
04/26/17 10:49:32 AM
#67:


I would be too if you had a serviceable champion (killed by chickenshit booking) face part timers because "VINCE MCMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN!" A lot of the Raw booking recently can be traced back to that weird decision. Goldberg/Lesnar didn't even end up main eventing. Fat lot of good that did. If Owens was still champion, Jericho and Balor would certainly have more opportunities.
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Panthera
04/26/17 12:07:39 PM
#68:


Okay I wanted to give him time to prove he could be alright but Jinder sucks. If you're going to have such a generic character, you need to at least get the promos right to make it interesting, but nope, that promo was awful.
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ffmasterjose
04/26/17 12:13:04 PM
#69:


"Now I don't exactly know what a House of Horrors match is...."

Neither do we Randy, neither do we o_0
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Panthera
04/26/17 12:23:46 PM
#70:


I like how during that Orton/Rowan match every time someone on commentary tried to sell that Orton has reason to be at least a little unsure of what he's getting into, JBL immediately shit on it. Isn't he the heel announcer? Isn't it his job to at least pretend to hype up the match instead of just responding to everything with "lol Randy's too good to care"?
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Jakyl25
04/26/17 1:19:55 PM
#71:


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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/17 1:40:28 PM
#72:


Jakyl25 posted...
PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I still find it very off putting that they have actively went out of their way to mention the the Universal Championship or the guy holding the title on Raw.


They did the same when he was WWEWHC before

It's like they are ashamed of their own booking

It's just like... This PPV seems so empty as a result because the champion just completely fucked off after Mania. Nobody is fighting for anything. It's just really dumb. If memory serves, at least when Lesnar peaceful out with the title before, Heyman was still managing other people at the time. So at least we knew he existed. But now it's just bizarre.
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Lopen
04/26/17 1:59:32 PM
#73:


Breezango and Jinder both getting title shots on the same show is too perfect
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Hardcore_Adult
04/26/17 2:05:19 PM
#74:


Strife2 posted...
I would be too if you had a serviceable champion (killed by chickenshit booking) face part timers because "VINCE MCMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN!" A lot of the Raw booking recently can be traced back to that weird decision. Goldberg/Lesnar didn't even end up main eventing. Fat lot of good that did. If Owens was still champion, Jericho and Balor would certainly have more opportunities.


No Way in Hell Lesnar/Goldberg should/would have closed Mania anyhow.
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ffmasterjose
04/26/17 2:29:10 PM
#75:


Lopen posted...
Breezango and Jinder both getting title shots on the same show is too perfect


A month ago no one would have believed this to ever be true.
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ZeroSignal620
04/26/17 2:35:15 PM
#76:


PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
If memory serves, at least when Lesnar peaceful out with the title before, Heyman was still managing other people at the time. So at least we knew he existed. But now it's just bizarre.


Not really. Heyman had quit managing Cesaro right before Brock won the belt. He might have appeared to briefly talk shit to Cena about Brock, but nothing more. It was pretty much the same thing as now.
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scarletspeed7
04/26/17 2:35:41 PM
#77:


ffmasterjose posted...
Lopen posted...
Breezango and Jinder both getting title shots on the same show is too perfect


A month ago no one would have believed this to ever be true.

And, strangely, I'm fine with both of these things being true now.
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Hardcore_Adult
04/26/17 2:37:06 PM
#78:


Making Cesaro a Heyman Guy was a pretty dumb move when it was clear there was only one client Paul gave a shit about.
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Lopen
04/26/17 2:38:03 PM
#79:


Random fantasy booking.

I kinda feel like Breezango vs Ascension should've been about to last longer than the 5:17, only for the Usos to run out and assault Breezango and have them win by DQ just before the time elapses.

I think that would've built:

Breezango vs Usos (they got beat down and are being disrespected by the Usos "rigging" them as an easier match)
Usos vs AA (Usos are "dodging" them)

Better than what they did. But oh well.
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muddersmilk
04/26/17 2:49:51 PM
#80:


I really want Breezango to get the upset win.
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Lopen
04/26/17 2:50:57 PM
#81:


In my booking I actually would have Breezango win.

They can still do that, mind you, but I think it would've had a lot more impact if they were openly disrespected (as they should be) going in.
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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/17 3:16:46 PM
#82:


Ahahaha.

Baron Corbin almost murders Dean Ambrose with a forklift and gets put on WrestleMania.

Baron Corbin beats up Sami Zayn and gets a fine and suspension.
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Jakyl25
04/26/17 3:36:11 PM
#83:


Everything Miz said about Bryan is true
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Jakyl25
04/26/17 3:38:55 PM
#84:


In fact I bet Bryan traded away Ambrose and the IC Title just for Zayn
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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/17 3:39:56 PM
#85:


To be fair, Shane is the one who fined and suspended him!
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TheRock1525
04/26/17 3:49:18 PM
#86:


PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Ahahaha.

Baron Corbin almost murders Dean Ambrose with a forklift and gets put on WrestleMania.

Baron Corbin beats up Sami Zayn and gets a fine and suspension.


Well he's fined and suspended because he assaulted a ref.

Still doesn't make any sense but I guess refs have a better union than wrestlers?
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Hardcore_Adult
04/26/17 3:53:17 PM
#87:


^ Well, they did go on strike in '99 over mistreatment.
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PrivateBiscuit1
04/26/17 3:59:42 PM
#88:


They can pull off a better strike that WWE wrestlers too.
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TheRock1525
04/26/17 4:07:53 PM
#89:


https://twitter.com/WWE/status/857065732814684160

Can I be honest? Why does it feel like Tyler Breeze is regressing on the mic? He sounds so... bad next to Fandango. Fandango just really nails his character and Breeze seems like "I'm just a guy talking in a funny voice."
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scarletspeed7
04/26/17 4:09:27 PM
#90:


It's because Tyler has been perfecting The Banker and isn't able to really get into his old Tyler Breeze character anymore.
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Hardcore_Adult
04/26/17 4:10:47 PM
#91:


2015 was too early to bring him up.
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StealThisSheen
04/26/17 4:17:38 PM
#92:


TheRock1525 posted...
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/857065732814684160

Can I be honest? Why does it feel like Tyler Breeze is regressing on the mic? He sounds so... bad next to Fandango. Fandango just really nails his character and Breeze seems like "I'm just a guy talking in a funny voice."


I don't think he really sounds all that bad. It's moreso that ever since Breezango started the "dumb model" gimmick, he's supposed to be the dumber of the two, so it's probably hard for him to say much.
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Jakyl25
04/26/17 4:35:17 PM
#93:


The ref strike angle is one of those weird Russo ideas that's somehow both brilliant and pointless

Spending weeks of television using scab refs in EVERY MATCH just for the payoff of Austin being forced to count the 3 for Triple H to win the title to further their feud
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Hardcore_Adult
04/26/17 4:42:18 PM
#94:


Late '99 was a fun time storywise. I had reinvested in the product after coming back after a few years out,
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scarletspeed7
04/26/17 7:26:04 PM
#95:


I just want to point out that in my comic sales topic, Jakyl perfectly correlated WWE to Marvel.
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TheRock1525
04/27/17 12:08:19 AM
#96:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkGFutlFnY


...Jesus.
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EmDubyaSee
04/27/17 12:25:41 AM
#97:


Jakyl25 posted...
The ref strike angle is one of those weird Russo ideas that's somehow both brilliant and pointless

Spending weeks of television using scab refs in EVERY MATCH just for the payoff of Austin being forced to count the 3 for Triple H to win the title to further their feud



I think we can all agree THIS was the payoff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUv1mowl9X8

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scarletspeed7
04/27/17 2:04:19 AM
#98:


TheRock1525 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkGFutlFnY


...Jesus.

I've liked Roddy ever since the first match of his I watched, but wow. This guy's life. I can't not root for him now.
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NBIceman
04/27/17 2:47:25 AM
#99:


scarletspeed7 posted...
TheRock1525 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EkGFutlFnY


...Jesus.

I've liked Roddy ever since the first match of his I watched, but wow. This guy's life. I can't not root for him now.

Yeah, I've always been a fan of the guy but I had no idea about a lot of this. He deserves all the success in the world.
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_SecretSquirrel
04/27/17 3:44:55 AM
#100:


ffmasterjose posted...
Lopen posted...
Breezango and Jinder both getting title shots on the same show is too perfect


A month ago no one would have believed this to ever be true.

I would have believed Breezango getting a throwaway tag title shot, because of how thin the SD tag roster is. It's either AA vs. Usos part 5000, or you got to elevate one of the lower teams since New Day isn't active right now, and Breezango was the only one with anything resembling popularity.
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ffmasterjose
04/27/17 10:11:39 AM
#101:


Drew isn't even using The Future Shock DDT as his Finisher, booooo.
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