Current Events > Any CEmen work at Walmart? I need to know if they drug test new hires

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I quit smoking like 2 weeks ago but I know its still in my system. I have an interview with them for an overnight set up position. I have some fake piss because I assumed if they do its done off-site. But I don't know. If they do the hair test I'm boned no matter what.
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Jesus Christ get your shit together.
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https://thcdetox.biz/blog/does-walmart-drug-test/

Bad news, buddy.
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I got hired like three weeks ago and I haven't been drug tested
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It's done off-site. Just make sure your fake piss is good. Look up reviews online. They give you like 24 hours. You have plenty of time to go home, warm it up, MAKE sure it's the right temperature and put a heating pad on your dick and your good to go.
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ffmasterjose posted...

I have some fake piss

that stuff will work, just make sure you keep it at the proper temperature.
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Harpie posted...

I got hired like three weeks ago and I haven't been drug tested

they let you off because you're woman
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_Reivax_ posted...

Harpie posted...

I got hired like three weeks ago and I haven't been drug tested

they let you off because you're woman

That makes no sense
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Walmart stopped drug testing a while ago. The only time you get tested is if you promote to a salary position, or if you're selling fire arms/working heavy equipment.
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Damn if they completely stopped that would be nice, would be one less thing to be nervous about.
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Yes they drug test, in maryland at least.
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ChainedRedone posted...

It's done off-site. Just make sure your fake piss is good. Look up reviews online. They give you like 24 hours. You have plenty of time to go home, warm it up, MAKE sure it's the right temperature and put a heating pad on your dick and your good to go.

This is the plan if its done off-sight. The one I bought came with its own heating pad, but I'm probably gonna have to buy some briefs or something to make sure it stays tucked safely near my junk. Hypothetically of course.
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Hopefully you put as much effort into your actual job as you do to faking a piss test.
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@FrankIin does. You might also reach him on @SomeLikeItHoth

He collects carriages

I love nothing more than seeing a druggie or smoker get worried about a drug test.
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ClunkerSlim posted...

harley2280 posted...

Walmart stopped drug testing a while ago. The only time you get tested is if you promote to a salary position, or if you're selling fire arms/working heavy equipment.

I can't imagine they'd pay to drug test every cashier and stock boy.

Up until like a year and a half ago they drug tested everyone, but between the cost, and the issues with some states legalizing Marijuana it's a lot easier and cheaper to only do it for certain positions.

Source: I'm a salaried manager.
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Ampelas posted...

@FrankIin does. You might also reach him on @SomeLikeItHoth

He collects carriages

No, he's bitter about working for Costco.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

ffmasterjose posted...

I have some fake piss

that stuff will work, just make sure you keep it at the proper temperature.

No, they watch you and want to see your penis pee it out

Cartwheel_Kick posted...

Giant_Aspirin posted...

ffmasterjose posted...

I have some fake piss

that stuff will work, just make sure you keep it at the proper temperature.

No, they watch you and want to see your penis pee it out

They didn't watch me, but they DID make me empty my pockets.
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When I was hired at Wal-Mart, they didn't make me do any drug tests.
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Walmart quit drug testing because they wouldn't have any workers otherwise. You'd have to be high to work at that shit hole company
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