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ChrisHansen59
04/28/17 4:40:57 AM
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He doesn't need instructions to know how to rock
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Irony
04/28/17 4:41:38 AM
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Carl is the CEman we strive to be
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Hash-Brown
04/28/17 4:42:16 AM
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Who wrote "The Moon Rulez #1" on my car with a key?
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hotwheeler89
04/28/17 4:47:51 AM
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butthole666
04/28/17 4:49:51 AM
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Top 10 of all time.
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Gamer99z
04/28/17 4:50:31 AM
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Irony posted...
Carl is the CEman we strive to be

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fan357
04/28/17 4:50:48 AM
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Ari Gold
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ChrisHansen59
04/28/17 5:06:37 AM
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MakoReizei
04/28/17 5:08:42 AM
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he has to be up there.
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Chicken
04/28/17 5:14:49 AM
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Meet... The Enforcer.
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Irony
04/28/17 5:18:14 AM
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I wanna be called Spaghetti
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ChrisHansen59
04/28/17 1:42:35 PM
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ok, Spaghetti

whatever
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green butter
04/28/17 1:43:24 PM
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ChrisHansen59 posted...
ok, Spaghetti

whatever

something tells me the hand banana episode would not air in 2017 lol
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ThePrinceFish
04/28/17 1:43:45 PM
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It don't matter

None of this matters
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Boss_Nass
04/28/17 1:44:29 PM
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Coach McGuirk
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KFHEWUI
04/28/17 1:46:04 PM
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ChrisHansen59
04/28/17 2:24:59 PM
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green butter posted...
ChrisHansen59 posted...
ok, Spaghetti

whatever

something tells me the hand banana episode would not air in 2017 lol


So you uh

You basting that Turkey
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Were_Wyrm
04/28/17 2:26:45 PM
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Ron Swanson
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InTheEyesOfFire
04/28/17 2:30:11 PM
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"I used to think rape was funny. Oh yeah it's hilarious. Until ya been raped. Now everytime I look, you're there, handbanana."
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ThePrinceFish
04/28/17 2:31:59 PM
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I'm Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and this is my

Stone Cold Lock of the Century
of the week.
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King Rial
04/28/17 2:34:14 PM
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Call the neighbors! I want them to see this.
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Giant_Aspirin
04/28/17 2:49:10 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
It don't matter

None of this matters


that's one of his finest moments, for sure.
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VectorChaos
04/28/17 2:53:06 PM
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NeonOctopus
04/28/17 2:54:19 PM
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green butter posted...
ChrisHansen59 posted...
ok, Spaghetti

whatever

something tells me the hand banana episode would not air in 2017 lol

What's the context? >_>
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ThePrinceFish
04/28/17 2:58:31 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

rofl

I think I might actually like this more than "It don't matter..."
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Hash-Brown
04/28/17 7:26:59 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
green butter posted...
ChrisHansen59 posted...
ok, Spaghetti

whatever

something tells me the hand banana episode would not air in 2017 lol

What's the context? >_>

They create this weird dog that repeatedly rapes Carl and no one believes him.
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ChrisHansen59
04/28/17 7:28:09 PM
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You think you can back that up?
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SSJGrimReaper
04/28/17 7:30:11 PM
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I come over hear and your house is glowin' like the freakin' sun, so I put two and two together and decided that you're pissin' me off.
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cbik
04/28/17 7:31:48 PM
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Tonight!
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SSJGrimReaper
04/28/17 7:34:08 PM
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Yeah but can it play the ultimate song? Boston's More Than A Feeling.
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Anteaterking
04/28/17 7:35:02 PM
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green butter posted...
ChrisHansen59 posted...
ok, Spaghetti

whatever

something tells me the hand banana episode would not air in 2017 lol


Yeah, that episode used to be one that my friends and I used to always quote.

And now it's just kind of awkward.
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DoctorPiranha3
04/28/17 7:38:01 PM
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Hey, who's gonna arrest me, huh? The freakin' trees?!
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SSJGrimReaper
04/28/17 7:44:36 PM
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I'm certainly not gonna sign for any more packages with the word Congo written in blood.
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joshbutt
04/28/17 7:48:07 PM
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ChrisHansen59 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CoIgQ4ZeKc

I fuckin thought about this when I read the topic
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SuperNamekGod
04/28/17 7:52:27 PM
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Boom Bam du du du Boo DA boo da, SOLO! Widdly womp! bua doo doo bua boom boom bua, widdly widdly widdly widddly widdly widdly WAAAAAA
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SSJGrimReaper
04/28/17 7:53:50 PM
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Next door. Jackass.
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chrono625
04/28/17 7:57:25 PM
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Hand banana is a, legendary episode of television.
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ChrisHansen59
04/28/17 7:58:18 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Next door. Jackass.


"No no, you want the guy next door. Big fat guy."

*cocks shotgun*
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/28/17 7:59:30 PM
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Nope, Handbanana and Spaghetti rule.
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Spidey5
04/28/17 7:59:47 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
04/28/17 8:06:11 PM
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Hash-Brown
04/28/17 8:36:30 PM
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chrono625 posted...
Hand banana is a, legendary episode of television.

That and Dickasode are my favorite episodes.
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chrono625
04/28/17 8:43:11 PM
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Hash-Brown posted...
chrono625 posted...
Hand banana is a, legendary episode of television.

That and Dickasode are my favorite episodes.


Commercial Voiceover: [a Wong Burger commercial is being shown on Master Shake's television] Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win!
[rips off the bottom of the cup and soda pours out]
Commercial Voiceover: Prizes include a new car, or a discount on teriyaki fries! At Wong Burger, when it's right, it's Wong!
[spoken quickly as a crawl runs quickly on the screen]
Commercial Voiceover: Some customers may get their dicks ripped off.
Carl: Right there! Right there, did you hear that?
Meatwad: Oh yeah, about them teriyaki fries?
Carl: No no no no no, the last part, the low fast part! Rewind, go back!
Meatwad: We ain't got no Tivo, see.
Master Shake: That was live, Carl.
Meatwad: But we can still go back, through the power of imagination!
Master Shake: I like the way you're thinking. Go get your puppets!
Meatwad: Okay.
[leaves the room]
Master Shake: This is gold!
[Meatwad takes a few minutes to get his puppets, and Carl, Master Shake, and Frylock exchange glances while music from the TV plays until Meatwad returns with a pair of crude puppets made from a sock and an oven mitt]
Master Shake: Alright, let's go. Roll it.
Meatwad: [with the puppets] Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on teriyaki fries! At Wong Burger, when it's right, it's Wong!
[pauses, than says quickly]
Meatwad: Some customers may get their dicks ripped off.
Carl: Friggin knew he said that! I KNEW he said that!
Meatwad: What, about the teriyaki fries?
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Hash-Brown
04/28/17 8:46:59 PM
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"You don't think they're dicking around, do you?"

"I doubt it. They're professional dick hunters. They crave dick... as we all do."
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Hayame Zero
04/28/17 8:52:50 PM
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"I knew there was something special about you, and I'm not just saying that 'cause you're a whore...but you ARE a total whore."
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ChrisHansen59
04/28/17 9:24:24 PM
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Well-ell, twenty bucks, twenty minutes. I'm tellin' ya, one Friday night, you and me Fryman... blow the lid off the joint! Yeah-heh!
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