Poll of the Day > You just won one million dollars in cash! However...

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TheWorstPoster
04/28/17 10:59:43 PM
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Each dollar bill is caked in a thick layer of poop. If you walk away from the money, you will instantly forfeit that prize.

What do you do?
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Sarcasthma
04/28/17 11:07:52 PM
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Offer someone a portion of the cash to clean all of it for me.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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HelIWithoutSin
04/28/17 11:47:38 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Offer someone a portion of the cash to clean all of it for me.


Ico would do it for free.
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And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber
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MICHALECOLE
04/29/17 12:04:32 AM
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Put on some fucking gloves and clean that shit
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BillySastard
04/29/17 12:06:50 AM
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I knew there was going to be a stupid ass catch
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gguirao
04/29/17 1:13:16 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Offer someone a portion of the cash to clean all of it for me.

This.
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SusanGreenEyes
04/29/17 1:34:03 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
Each dollar bill is caked in a thick layer of poop. If you walk away from the money, you will instantly forfeit that prize.

What do you do?

Why are you so obsessed with poop?
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Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.
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pionear
04/29/17 2:06:23 PM
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Well, you didn't say how it could be cleaned...just give some one about $25K (being generous b/c I'm pretty sure there are some who would take less than that) to clean it and 'Launder' the money for me.
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PMarth2002
04/29/17 2:31:37 PM
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Use everything at my disposal at this scenario and clean the shit off. I'm taking that money home.
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If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change
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