Poll of the Day > I just put a thick layer of snail slime on my face.

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CountessRolab
04/29/17 1:21:04 AM
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I re-ordered some Korean cosmetics, and they came with a snail mucin sample. I have used it before--it is supposed to be really good for your skin, It is super slimy.
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 1:22:16 AM
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Muffinz0rz
04/29/17 1:24:28 AM
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There's a semen joke here somewhere but I'm just a little too tired to craft one.
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 3:35:18 PM
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MICHALECOLE
04/29/17 3:36:20 PM
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I bet that snail slime felt just like SEMEN

Hahahahaha
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 3:38:11 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I bet that snail slime felt just like SEMEN

Hahahahaha


Yeah, it kinda did...hawt.
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DarkwingDidi
04/29/17 3:38:40 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
bump.

and that's how the slime was made
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SusanGreenEyes
04/29/17 4:04:41 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
I re-ordered some Korean cosmetics, and they came with a snail mucin sample. I have used it before--it is supposed to be really good for your skin, It is super slimy.

Please tell us more about your Korean cosmetics.
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Lokarin
04/29/17 4:22:20 PM
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Snails are cute
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 4:25:04 PM
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DirtBasedSoap
04/29/17 4:26:41 PM
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you would think there's something better for your skin than rubbing slimy ass bugs on your face.


hint: there is
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 8:03:29 PM
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My sample for tonight is made with Galactomyces (which is apparently some sort of fungus).
The only sample I have just thrown away was one made with placenta. That was a bit much for me.
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 8:05:18 PM
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aHappySacka
04/29/17 8:08:47 PM
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Beauty for the privileged.

Also I think coconut oil is also good for your skin and is easier to get.
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Bugmeat
04/29/17 8:17:57 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
The only sample I have just thrown away was one made with placenta. That was a bit much for me.

I find this amusing.
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ZBug_
04/29/17 8:32:09 PM
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This is gross wtf would you do that? >.<
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 9:36:48 PM
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aHappySacka posted...
Beauty for the privileged.


Interestingly, Korean cosmetics are way cheaper than their western counterparts and work much better.
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PK_Spam
04/29/17 9:55:26 PM
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Y'know, washing your face with water is more than enough to make sure your skin looks nice.
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CountessRolab
04/29/17 10:22:56 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Y'know, washing your face with water is more than enough to make sure your skin looks nice.


SOHCjAi
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SusanGreenEyes
04/29/17 10:39:54 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
lol

yG2oore

Are these the beauty products you bought?
What are they?
What do they do?
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PK_Spam
04/29/17 11:41:18 PM
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I wouldn't use anything that says it's the essence of "White Power."
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CountessRolab
04/30/17 12:28:21 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
I wouldn't use anything that says it's the essence of "White Power."


They have since changed the name of the product after realizing that was a bad thing to say in Western countries lol
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jedirood
04/30/17 12:44:15 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aExXA6Q_hg


Cool. Gross, but cool
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jedirood
04/30/17 12:46:24 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
lol

yG2oore


Look great while checking your privliege
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