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Far-Queue 04/29/17 12:20:43 PM #1: |
Gray cloth couch. Fucking stain shows up like the warning beacons of Gondor. Only so many fucking times I can flip these cushions over.
How the fuck does a grown woman not know how to keep from bleeding on everything??!! --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "outrage culture sure is fun." - Nade Duck ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 04/29/17 1:12:27 PM #3: |
Buy a plastic sofa cover and use it when you know she's coming over.
I wish I were joking. My grandmother used to keep one on her couch 24/7. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dragon504 04/29/17 1:37:20 PM #4: |
That's a paddlin'.
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Sarcasthma 04/29/17 1:38:06 PM #5: |
You should menstruate on something of hers to get her back.
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RCtheWSBC 04/29/17 1:39:24 PM #6: |
Bruuuuh lol...how to even address this?
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Jen0125 04/29/17 1:40:37 PM #9: |
RCtheWSBC posted...
Bruuuuh lol...how to even address this? yeah wtf how can she be that old and not realize she needs to change her pad or tampon --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 04/29/17 2:07:40 PM #10: |
Wow. Me thinks she isn't happy with you.
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yutterh 04/29/17 2:11:25 PM #11: |
First off, make sure she is alright health wise. It could be a embarrassing health issue she doesn't want to tell anyone. If she is and she is just being nasty or gross then you need to talk to your significant other about it. Cause if there is nothing wrong with her she is doing it on purpose. But it's best to find out if she has a medical condition, before pursuing other ways to deal with it.
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wwinterj25 04/29/17 2:11:57 PM #12: |
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Buy a plastic sofa cover and use it when you know she's coming over. This. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RCtheWSBC 04/29/17 2:20:19 PM #13: |
Get her some THINX period proof underwear
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EightySeven 04/29/17 2:50:02 PM #14: |
Poppie peed on my sofa!
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SusanGreenEyes 04/29/17 3:58:27 PM #16: |
Zangulus posted...
First menstruation, shame on her. Please buy a new couch. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HellHole_ 04/29/17 3:59:12 PM #17: |
RCtheWSBC posted...
Bruuuuh lol...how to even address this? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZBug_ 04/29/17 4:01:47 PM #18: |
Zangulus posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...Bruuuuh lol...how to even address this? Lmao --- "I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now" - Light Yagami NNID: LLBCrook - PSN: ZBugCrook ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 04/29/17 4:03:06 PM #19: |
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Zangulus posted...First menstruation, shame on her. maybe a nice burgundy one? --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 04/29/17 4:04:31 PM #20: |
Next time you go to her house, chuck a salmon in the attic when nobody is looking.
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SusanGreenEyes 04/29/17 4:05:54 PM #21: |
Next time you visit, leave her a present on her couch.
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Jen0125 04/29/17 4:07:02 PM #22: |
have your kids shit on her couch every time you go over there
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Deuce600 04/29/17 4:08:20 PM #23: |
Jen0125 posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...Zangulus posted...First menstruation, shame on her. --- PSN:Happydeuce600 Steam Deuce420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Melon_Master 04/29/17 6:15:36 PM #24: |
Make her buy you a new one. :/
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TheCyborgNinja 04/29/17 6:17:56 PM #25: |
Melon_Master posted...
Make her buy you a new one. :/ Honestly, if I left anything objectively unpleasant on somebody's couch, at the very least I'd pay to have it cleaned properly. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Melon_Master 04/29/17 6:20:35 PM #26: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Melon_Master posted...Make her buy you a new one. :/ After the third time, I would tell her she just bought herself a couch. --- http://i.imgur.com/linui.png http://i.imgur.com/FiYI1.jpg PotDs UnOfficial President and Official Sheldon Cooper ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PK_Spam 04/29/17 6:21:35 PM #27: |
Sit her down and, as uncomfortably as possible, ask her if she has any medical issues. And be sure to say "grown women shouldn't be bleeding through their pads/tampons" to drive the point home that what she's doing isn't acceptable/normal
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StarKnight23 04/29/17 6:22:57 PM #28: |
Holy Menstruation
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Deuce600 04/29/17 6:25:17 PM #29: |
PK_Spam posted...
Sit her down and, as uncomfortably as possible, ask her if she has any medical issues. And be sure to say "grown women shouldn't be bleeding through their pads/tampons" to drive the point home that what she's doing isn't acceptable/normal And for the love of all things holy, video tape it. --- PSN:Happydeuce600 Steam Deuce420 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ninjaa1 04/29/17 7:25:48 PM #30: |
Maybe where she's from this is normal?
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Doctor Foxx 04/29/17 7:38:26 PM #31: |
She's asserting her dominance over you and your property
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HellHole_ 04/29/17 7:45:02 PM #32: |
PK_Spam posted...
Sit her down and, as uncomfortably as possible, ask her if she has any medical issues. And be sure to say "grown women shouldn't be bleeding through their pads/tampons" to drive the point home that what she's doing isn't acceptable/normal that's if she's even wearing any, which i assume she might not be if this keeps happening --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Person106 04/29/17 8:24:07 PM #33: |
StarKnight23 posted...
Holy Menstruation , Batman! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Person106 04/29/17 8:30:17 PM #34: |
Aaaaaand TC just reminded me of the time I had to clean a blood trail left by a female customer, going from the bathroom to the exit -_-
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Serras 04/29/17 10:33:34 PM #35: |
I could understand it happening once, but three times? She needs to do something about that.
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Far-Queue 04/29/17 11:24:25 PM #36: |
She's aware of it when it happens, and she expresses embarrassment, which makes it all the more confounding as to why she doesn't take more precaution in preventing it.
As far as myself or my wife talking to her about it, I'll just reiterate that she knows this is happening. I won't take her to task over it out of respect for my wife, and my wife won't take her to task over it out of fear of retribution (mother-in-law is known to harbor hard grudges for years on end). A little backstory: MIL is very inappropriate towards men involved with her relatives, including myself, her brother-in-law, her other daughters' boyfriends, etc. Inappropriate as in overtly flirtatious, bordering sexual assault. I've been groped, had her rub her titties in my face, she nibbled my ear once when giving me a hug. Doesn't hide this at all, mind you. She'll do this right in front of my wife. I've spoken to my wife about how uncomfortable it makes me, but my wife will never talk to her mom about it, for the aforementioned reason. Her mom is just a little wild and weird, and my wife would rather try and put up with it than risk her punishing us by refusing to visit or even talk to us for years on end over any perceived slight. I appreciate some of the suggestions (and the jokes, I laughed at a lot of the posts in this thread), but I was just blowing off some steam. Just have to chalk it up to crazy in-law behavior, and wash the cushion covers yet again. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "outrage culture sure is fun." - Nade Duck ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 04/29/17 11:31:02 PM #37: |
Seriously, if that's the case then she may be doing this out of spite or to get attention, as messed up as this sounds.
Buy the plastic couch cover next time she visits. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 04/29/17 11:32:28 PM #38: |
You should hand her a towel the next time she comes over and ask her to sit on it.
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wwinterj25 04/29/17 11:34:53 PM #39: |
Far-Queue posted...
As far as myself or my wife talking to her about it, I'll just reiterate that she knows this is happening. I won't take her to task over it out of respect for my wife, and my wife won't take her to task over it out of fear of retribution (mother-in-law is known to harbor hard grudges for years on end). As said before buy a cover for the seat or something. That way you're not talking to her about it but are pointing out it's a problem. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 04/29/17 11:36:53 PM #40: |
wwinterj25 posted...
Far-Queue posted...As far as myself or my wife talking to her about it, I'll just reiterate that she knows this is happening. I won't take her to task over it out of respect for my wife, and my wife won't take her to task over it out of fear of retribution (mother-in-law is known to harbor hard grudges for years on end). Plus, everyone has to sit on the covered couch, so you're not singling her out or confronting her. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 04/29/17 11:38:58 PM #41: |
Yikes
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Firewood18 04/29/17 11:48:18 PM #42: |
I thought my MIL was bad.
I guess dealing with her somehow getting ill or injuring herself inexplicably so that she had to stay extra days is not the worst. (This happens once a year or more). --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jedirood 04/30/17 12:02:48 AM #43: |
Is she wearing a skirt when this happens, or is she bleeding through some pants?
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Alexandra_Trent 04/30/17 12:58:27 AM #44: |
Clearly this is very unusual. How she reached this age without having the necessary presence of mind to KNOW WHEN to change her.....erm support accessories is dumbfounding.
Well, unless she has a serious medical condition. Perhaps you can prepare a sofa protector that you can drape on the couch; kinda like a mattress protector so that it'll absorb the stuff and make it inconspicuous. Also, a good talk with your wife so that she may relay the concern to her mum is a good and sensitive move to consider. --- "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them." -Marie, Aristocats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HellHole_ 04/30/17 1:03:14 AM #45: |
jesus.
my mother in law just feeds my dog unhealthy shit it's gotten better. i told her she can feed him beef jerky, if she must give him something. so she buys him beef jerky, and leaves it here, so i eat it. i love my dog, but not enough to give him beef jerky. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zebatov 04/30/17 5:53:21 PM #46: |
yutterh posted...
It could be a embarrassing health issue she doesn't want to tell anyone. Can't tell if serious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SusanGreenEyes 04/30/17 5:56:29 PM #47: |
I don't how this can be an accident, especially since it has now occurred three times.
Why isn't she going into the bathroom as soon as she arrives at the house and making sure everything is acceptable before sitting down, especially if this has happened before? --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bugmeat 04/30/17 6:01:29 PM #48: |
Next time she comes over hand her and say "from now on you will be sitting on this"
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zebatov 04/30/17 7:17:30 PM #49: |
Bugmeat posted...
Next time she comes over hand her and say "from now on you will be sitting on this" ...his hand...? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bugmeat 04/30/17 7:27:35 PM #50: |
Hmm. Not sure how the words "a towel" ended up missing from the post. I'm sure I typed them.
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