Poll of the Day > I get that small talk can be hard

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usui88 04/29/17 11:02:18 PM #1:	but if the best you've got when you're ringing up someone's groceries is "so, drinking alone tonight?" maybe just don't bother. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878172163] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>but if the best you've got when you're ringing up someone's groceries is "so, drinking alone tonight?" maybe just don't bother.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/29/17 11:08:03 PM #2:	yep --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "because I like to troll" -yourDaddie <cite>Mead posted [p:878172434] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>yep</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 04/29/17 11:08:34 PM #3:	So how about that local sports team? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:878172466] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>So how about that local sports team?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 04/29/17 11:21:07 PM #5:	"that's your call" would have been my response. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:878173025] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>"that's your call" would have been my response.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eating4fun 04/29/17 11:27:23 PM #6:	"care to join me?" Get in my pants --- Your palace may last forever, but my yurt can go anywhere. <cite>eating4fun posted [p:878173356] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>"care to join me?" Get in my pants</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 04/29/17 11:33:00 PM #7:	I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:878173634] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/29/17 11:57:13 PM #8:	Well, I'm glad nobody tried to be a clown that time I only bought toothpaste and condoms. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:878174768] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>Well, I'm glad nobody tried to be a clown that time I only bought toothpaste and condoms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 04/30/17 12:05:41 AM #9:	I am not a physicist, so I can't talk about really small stuff like subatomic particles. <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:878175125] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>I am not a physicist, so I can't talk about really small stuff like subatomic particles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 04/30/17 12:12:44 AM #10:	I like to talk about the weather. It really does interest me. --- It's tough being an economist. How would you like to go through life pretending like you know what M2 means? <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:878175414] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>I like to talk about the weather. It really does interest me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 04/30/17 1:23:53 AM #11:	Zangulus posted... Hit close to home? Lol I mean no, but I it's not like I was rolling out with just a six-pack so either she's terrible at on-the-spot conversation or I look like walking psoriasis. CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. TheCyborgNinja posted... Well, I'm glad nobody tried to be a clown that time I only bought toothpaste and condoms. One time all I bought were condoms and tampons and the chick told me I was the best boyfriend ever. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878178582] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit close to home? Lol</quote> I mean no, but I it's not like I was rolling out with just a six-pack so either she's terrible at on-the-spot conversation or I look like walking psoriasis. <cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered.</quote> I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>Well, I'm glad nobody tried to be a clown that time I only bought toothpaste and condoms.</quote> One time all I bought were condoms and tampons and the chick told me I was the best boyfriend ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mario_VS_DK 04/30/17 1:34:32 AM #12:	Sarcasthma posted... So how about that local sports team? Oh, yeah! Did you see that ludicrous play last night?! --- Stupid signature! <cite>Mario_VS_DK posted [p:878179019] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>So how about that local sports team?</quote> Oh, yeah! Did you see that ludicrous play last night?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 04/30/17 1:53:49 AM #13:	I worked at a liquor store when I was a university student. We had this east Indian guy working for us for a few months. He would say insanely stupid shit to customers every day but somehow avoided getting fired for all that time simply because he apparently didn't mean any offense. The worst he did was when a woman and a pregnant woman came in to the store. The non-pregnant woman was buying a bottle of wine and the pregnant woman was clearly just following along with her, not buying anything at all. When they came to the register, this employee said to the pregnant woman "you're not supposed to drink when you're pregnant you know" and she was like "...yeah, no shit. I'm not the one buying this." Then after he rang it through and the friend was paying with her debit card, the employee was like "So....do you know who the father is?" I had to fucking leave the room out of sheer second hand embarrassment for this poor fuck. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:878179753] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>I worked at a liquor store when I was a university student. We had this east Indian guy working for us for a few months. He would say insanely stupid shit to customers every day but somehow avoided getting fired for all that time simply because he apparently didn't mean any offense. The worst he did was when a woman and a pregnant woman came in to the store. The non-pregnant woman was buying a bottle of wine and the pregnant woman was clearly just following along with her, not buying anything at all. When they came to the register, this employee said to the pregnant woman "you're not supposed to drink when you're pregnant you know" and she was like "...yeah, no shit. I'm not the one buying this." Then after he rang it through and the friend was paying with her debit card, the employee was like "So....do you know who the father is?" I had to fucking leave the room out of sheer second hand embarrassment for this poor fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 04/30/17 1:55:54 AM #14:	usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. You still didnt answer the question. --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:878179819] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered.</quote> I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur.</quote> You still didnt answer the question.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 04/30/17 2:49:04 AM #15:	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. You still didnt answer the question. I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878181556] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered.</quote> I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur.</quote> You still didnt answer the question.</quote> I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 04/30/17 2:52:58 AM #16:	usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. You still didnt answer the question. I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced. Ok, sufficient answer, and Bel Ami is a solid choice. I'd still probably go with Corbin Fisher though. And no, I didnt know that. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:878181667] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered.</quote> I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur.</quote> You still didnt answer the question.</quote> I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced.</quote> Ok, sufficient answer, and Bel Ami is a solid choice. I'd still probably go with Corbin Fisher though. And no, I didnt know that. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 04/30/17 2:57:18 AM #17:	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. You still didnt answer the question. I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced. Ok, sufficient answer, and Bel Ami is a solid choice. I'd still probably go with Corbin Fisher though. And no, I didnt know that. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! I totally forgot about Corbin. That was my other go-to. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878181797] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered.</quote> I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur.</quote> You still didnt answer the question.</quote> I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced.</quote> Ok, sufficient answer, and Bel Ami is a solid choice. I'd still probably go with Corbin Fisher though. And no, I didnt know that. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!</quote> I totally forgot about Corbin. That was my other go-to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 04/30/17 2:58:54 AM #18:	usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered. I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur. You still didnt answer the question. I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced. Ok, sufficient answer, and Bel Ami is a solid choice. I'd still probably go with Corbin Fisher though. And no, I didnt know that. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! I totally forgot about Corbin. That was my other go-to. They have gone a bit downhill lately, and they dont seem to be getting as many guys to return for the guy/guy stuff. They need to pay more. At least it is all bareback. --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:878181841] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>I find "whats your favorite gay porn studio?" to be a great ice breaker. Speaking of which, you still havent answered.</quote> I feel like that's a better way to make things icier. And I prefer amateur.</quote> You still didnt answer the question.</quote> I honestly don't have one. Basically all I watch is amateur. Teenaged-me definitely favored Bel Ami though, if that gives you what need. Btw don't know if you saw but a Yuri!!! On ICE movie was just announced.</quote> Ok, sufficient answer, and Bel Ami is a solid choice. I'd still probably go with Corbin Fisher though. And no, I didnt know that. Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!</quote> I totally forgot about Corbin. That was my other go-to.</quote> They have gone a bit downhill lately, and they dont seem to be getting as many guys to return for the guy/guy stuff. They need to pay more. At least it is all bareback.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 04/30/17 3:01:41 AM #19:	CountessRolab posted... At least it is all bareback. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878181921] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>At least it is all bareback.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 04/30/17 3:06:05 AM #20:	usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... At least it is all bareback. The biggest tragedy in the world of gay porn is that their older (and best) vids all use condoms. The only exceptions being those ultra high budget trips they took the models on. --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:878182055] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>At least it is all bareback.</quote></quote> The biggest tragedy in the world of gay porn is that their older (and best) vids all use condoms. The only exceptions being those ultra high budget trips they took the models on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/30/17 3:11:37 AM #21:	@usui88 Yeah, whenever I've bought pads or tampons and the cashier was a younger female, they had a tendency to comment on it positively. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:878182206] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>@usui88 Yeah, whenever I've bought pads or tampons and the cashier was a younger female, they had a tendency to comment on it positively.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 04/30/17 3:29:26 AM #22:	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... CountessRolab posted... At least it is all bareback. The biggest tragedy in the world of gay porn is that their older (and best) vids all use condoms. The only exceptions being those ultra high budget trips they took the models on. I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands. TheCyborgNinja posted... @usui88 Yeah, whenever I've bought pads or tampons and the cashier was a younger female, they had a tendency to comment on it positively. Apparently it's this big to-do and I don't get why. Proof you're hittin' a chick who ain't menopausal and I see no wrong with that. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878182621] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote>At least it is all bareback.</quote></quote> The biggest tragedy in the world of gay porn is that their older (and best) vids all use condoms. The only exceptions being those ultra high budget trips they took the models on.</quote> I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands. <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>@usui88 Yeah, whenever I've bought pads or tampons and the cashier was a younger female, they had a tendency to comment on it positively.</quote> Apparently it's this big to-do and I don't get why. Proof you're hittin' a chick who ain't menopausal and I see no wrong with that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 04/30/17 3:31:24 AM #23:	usui88 posted... I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands. ...I am so proud of you right now. ;__; --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:878182673] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands.</quote> ...I am so proud of you right now. ;__; </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/30/17 3:33:48 AM #24:	^Yeah, I never understood the embarrassment. It's not like the girl at the cash is going to giggle "teehee, this boy gets a period!" She's more likely to think "what a great guy" or something, not to mention women seem to find taken guys more desirable in a round-about sort of way, either because you're not up for grabs or because somebody else obviously sees value in you, and your stock goes up. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:878182734] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>^Yeah, I never understood the embarrassment. It's not like the girl at the cash is going to giggle "teehee, this boy gets a period!" She's more likely to think "what a great guy" or something, not to mention women seem to find taken guys more desirable in a round-about sort of way, either because you're not up for grabs or because somebody else obviously sees value in you, and your stock goes up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 04/30/17 3:38:24 AM #25:	CountessRolab posted... usui88 posted... I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands. ...I am so proud of you right now. ;__; Any dude who says they like condoms is a goddamn liar, but bro-fist all the same. TheCyborgNinja posted... ^Yeah, I never understood the embarrassment. It's not like the girl at the cash is going to giggle "teehee, this boy gets a period!" She's more likely to think "what a great guy" or something, not to mention women seem to find taken guys more desirable in a round-about sort of way, either because you're not up for grabs or because somebody else obviously sees value in you, and your stock goes up. Hilariously the cashier did hit on me a little. Maybe this is a pick-up goldmine. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878182828] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote>I mean I hate having to use them so why would I want to see someone else wear them. Just test the motherfuckers and put the rest in god's hands.</quote> ...I am so proud of you right now. ;__; </quote> Any dude who says they like condoms is a goddamn liar, but bro-fist all the same. <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>^Yeah, I never understood the embarrassment. It's not like the girl at the cash is going to giggle "teehee, this boy gets a period!" She's more likely to think "what a great guy" or something, not to mention women seem to find taken guys more desirable in a round-about sort of way, either because you're not up for grabs or because somebody else obviously sees value in you, and your stock goes up.</quote> Hilariously the cashier did hit on me a little. Maybe this is a pick-up goldmine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeetCheet 04/30/17 5:38:38 AM #26:	I don't really say much to any of the store staff. At most I say hello to the cashier and then when he or she thanks me for buying from them I give them a nod. I know you're really supposed to say 'thank you' back to them but it just feels too weird to thank them when they say 'thank you' to me for some reason : S --- https://i.imgur.com/eQrRxik.jpg <cite>LeetCheet posted [p:878185122] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>I don't really say much to any of the store staff. At most I say hello to the cashier and then when he or she thanks me for buying from them I give them a nod. I know you're really supposed to say 'thank you' back to them but it just feels too weird to thank them when they say 'thank you' to me for some reason : S</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_The_Chris 04/30/17 6:56:53 AM #27:	few days ago I chatted with a coworker (tall, black curly hair, 25 years old) and she dropped "I heard about this new brand of beer called such and such that's good" and I had a target about THIS big and I couldn't fucking miss any harder --- 2017 St. Louis Cardinals are 12-11 <cite>What_The_Chris posted [p:878186610] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>few days ago I chatted with a coworker (tall, black curly hair, 25 years old) and she dropped "I heard about this new brand of beer called such and such that's good" and I had a target about THIS big and I couldn't fucking miss any harder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 04/30/17 9:51:59 AM #28:	^Well I certainly wouldn't have picked up on that if it were me, even in retrospect. I'da just thought she was talking about beer. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:878190671] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>^Well I certainly wouldn't have picked up on that if it were me, even in retrospect. I'da just thought she was talking about beer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
What_The_Chris 04/30/17 4:39:35 PM #29:	in hindsight, i may have done well by not saying anything but the point I'm trying to make is the reaction to subtle hints right, even if they're not really hints but only kind of resemble such --- 2017 St. Louis Cardinals are 12-11 <cite>What_The_Chris posted [p:878210678] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote>in hindsight, i may have done well by not saying anything but the point I'm trying to make is the reaction to subtle hints right, even if they're not really hints but only kind of resemble such</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
usui88 05/01/17 1:47:18 AM #30:	usui88 posted... Zangulus posted... Hit close to home? Lol I mean no, but I it's not like I was rolling out with just a six-pack so either she's terrible at on-the-spot conversation or I look like walking psoriasis. Obv meant cirrhosis. Not sure how that happened. --- Living like this is a full-time business. <cite>usui88 posted [p:878241680] in I get that... [t:75294518]...</cite> <quote><cite>usui88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit close to home? Lol</quote> I mean no, but I it's not like I was rolling out with just a six-pack so either she's terrible at on-the-spot conversation or I look like walking psoriasis.</quote> Obv meant cirrhosis. Not sure how that happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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