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Feet_Fungus
05/04/17 1:05:35 PM
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It's nearly impossible to nut while getting a bj in the shower. Hell, my wife couldn't even finish the job with a handy without me taking over for the money shot. At least clean up is easy....

First worlds issues right there.
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im not 13
05/04/17 1:06:17 PM
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Sex near any type of water is bad tbh

I have no idea how people have sex in a pool
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Veggeta_MAX
05/04/17 1:06:49 PM
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Dude if I was in there with yall it would be awesome.
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3khc
05/04/17 1:07:14 PM
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Shower foreplay, on the otherhand...
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Laserion
05/04/17 1:07:47 PM
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Depends on the space you have, and if there are handles. Handicapped shower?
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Feet_Fungus
05/04/17 1:30:48 PM
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Laserion posted...
Depends on the space you have, and if there are handles. Handicapped shower?

Doesn't matter, I'm referring to the feeling. The water makes it feel weird and takes away from the friction.
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WafflehouseJK
05/04/17 1:32:34 PM
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yeah, it's pretty awful.

3khc posted...
Shower foreplay, on the otherhand...

This.
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Offworlder1
05/04/17 1:33:30 PM
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Depends on how big the shower is and maneuverable your able to be in that shower.
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Sephiroth1288
05/04/17 1:37:11 PM
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This will change your mind...and your life.

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PoopPotato
05/04/17 1:38:27 PM
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It looks sexy in movies. That's all
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lilORANG
05/04/17 1:47:45 PM
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Feet_Fungus
05/04/17 1:58:54 PM
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lilORANG posted...
shower sex is great. git gud virgins.

PSA: Sex dolls aren't real women and it's not sex if it's with a fake vag.
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lilORANG
05/04/17 1:59:48 PM
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Feet_Fungus posted...
lilORANG posted...
shower sex is great. git gud virgins.

PSA: Sex dolls aren't real women and it's not sex if it's with a fake vag.

nothing fake about your mom brah
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ReignFury
05/04/17 2:00:46 PM
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Sephiroth1288 posted...
This will change your mind...and your life.

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GODTIER
05/04/17 2:02:38 PM
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C

Shower sex almost always ends up in the bedroom

And then most women will immediately take a shower after that so it seems pointless.

But I like the way a soapy slippery ass feels
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Butterfiles
05/04/17 2:08:17 PM
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Feet_Fungus posted...

Lol
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iosifsvoboda
05/04/17 2:24:23 PM
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The worst part is how much water gets wasted
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Feet_Fungus
05/04/17 2:28:23 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Feet_Fungus posted...
lilORANG posted...
shower sex is great. git gud virgins.

PSA: Sex dolls aren't real women and it's not sex if it's with a fake vag.

nothing fake about your mom brah

I #FeltTheBern with that one.
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DDirtyDastard
05/04/17 2:35:41 PM
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Just keep it sensual. You don't need to try and rail her. From my experience, smaller chicks are better in the shower because they have more space to work with.
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De Evolution
05/04/17 2:36:51 PM
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im not 13 posted...
Sex near any type of water is bad tbh

I have no idea how people have sex in a pool


So true. I've regretted shower sex almost everytime. I don't mind shower foreplay AFTER sex to clean up and get hot and ready for round 2 though
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MrPeppers
05/04/17 2:39:36 PM
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myztikrice
05/04/17 2:54:17 PM
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You managed to finish so obviously it works your wife just needs to be better at it
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LiqiudusSnake
05/04/17 2:56:14 PM
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_Krave_
05/04/17 2:59:30 PM
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I like shower BJs because that's the only kind I ever get.
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Sephiroth1288
05/04/17 3:01:44 PM
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_Krave_ posted...
I like shower BJs because that's the only kind I ever get.

That means your junk smells bad, dude.
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yanksfan4247
05/04/17 3:07:53 PM
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Yep. Whats the point of fucking raw in the shower when the water makes it feel like a fucking condom.
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Offworlder1
05/04/17 3:17:06 PM
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Sephiroth1288 posted...
_Krave_ posted...
I like shower BJs because that's the only kind I ever get.

That means your junk smells bad, dude.
This is a case of wash your junk more often, don't know why you have not figured this out before now. You should also be able to feel when your junk is dirty.
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Silver Bearings
05/04/17 3:18:44 PM
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Water is a bad lubricant and washes away the actual lubricant.
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Solid Snake07
05/04/17 3:18:53 PM
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truth

I used to date a girl who always wanted to fuck in the shower. you're just washing away all of the lubrication
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Banjo2553
05/04/17 3:31:21 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
truth

I used to date a girl who always wanted to fuck in the shower. you're just washing away all of the lubrication

Maybe she likes the pain more than the pleasure.
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_Krave_
05/04/17 11:01:32 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Sephiroth1288 posted...
_Krave_ posted...
I like shower BJs because that's the only kind I ever get.

That means your junk smells bad, dude.
This is a case of wash your junk more often, don't know why you have not figured this out before now. You should also be able to feel when your junk is dirty.

Actually, she justs hates giving BJs. The shower helps her make it feel like less effort. I shower every day.
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the_cajun88
05/04/17 11:03:29 PM
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Anyone else feel like there's too much friction when having sex in the shower?
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Kineth
05/04/17 11:04:37 PM
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MrPeppers posted...
It's hard AF.


That's what she said.


Anyway, it's not bad, but yeah, it just isn't worth it. That's one of those things where you start one place and finish in another spot.
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MabusIncarnate
05/04/17 11:11:57 PM
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Shower sex was the first time my ex decided she liked it in the booty. It was a slip, and an oops, and then something like a.. "well you can keep it in there for a bit longer, it's not bad.." to her panting and squealing like a rescue dog about to get adopted.
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the_cajun88
05/04/17 11:13:32 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Shower sex was the first time my ex decided she liked it in the booty. It was a slip, and an oops, and then something like a.. "well you can keep it in there for a bit longer, it's not bad.." to her panting and squealing like a rescue dog about to get adopted.


Hot.
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