Current Events > Florida man and woman arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven

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smoliske 05/04/17 3:54:28 PM #1:	A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...." Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched." Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator. <cite>smoliske posted [p:878472546] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote> <quote>A married couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...." Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched." Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/04/17 3:55:50 PM #2:	wtf @ that mugshot --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:878472634] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>wtf @ that mugshot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GODTIER 05/04/17 3:55:51 PM #3:	so what youre saying is the chocolate factory is heaven --- #freesquader <cite>GODTIER posted [p:878472637] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>so what youre saying is the chocolate factory is heaven</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 05/04/17 3:56:25 PM #4:	What the fuck --- The GOAT Fam 2017! <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:878472672] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 05/04/17 3:56:31 PM #5:	People paid them money?! --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:878472681] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>People paid them money?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 05/04/17 3:56:39 PM #6:	Oh look no link --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:878472692] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>Oh look no link</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 05/04/17 3:56:44 PM #7:	The real heaven is the friends you made along the way --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:878472698] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>The real heaven is the friends you made along the way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 05/04/17 3:56:56 PM #8:	we all know that golden tickets can't be sold. they have to be put in candy bar wrappers rookie mistake --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:878472709] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>we all know that golden tickets can't be sold. they have to be put in candy bar wrappers rookie mistake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 05/04/17 3:57:13 PM #9:	Should've hid them in bibles. --- kinky :3c <cite>Tappor posted [p:878472733] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote>Should've hid them in bibles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 05/04/17 4:30:48 PM #10:	LightHawKnight posted... People paid them money?! If it guarantees a spot in Heaven <cite>smoliske posted [p:878474695] in Florida ma... [t:75311445]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightHawKnight posted...</cite> <quote>People paid them money?!</quote> If it guarantees a spot in Heaven</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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