Poll of the Day > What Are The Odds Two Girls Who Like Me Are Like Mortal Enemies Or Something...?

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aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 7:12:21 PM #1:	There are a couple of girls at work I've been eyeing since my most recent ex left but one of them quit before the second even was hired. Then the first girl came back today after being gone a few weeks and I sent her to relieve the second girl and she was shocked to see her there lmao. Neither was happy at all to see the other and they had a brief exchange of words. Then afterwards I had to console both of them separately. They both act almost the same too it's funny with them always going waaaay out of their way to find me every day just to say "Hi Shiiisnoo!!!" (well my actual name lol, but you guys ain't gonna know it) in that cutesy way that just screams "stop talking to the customer and talk to me" lol. The second girl hasn't straight up admitted her feelings for me yet but the first told me flat out today that she's sooo glad to be back because she missed me sooo much and was sooo happy to get to see me again and she hoped I had missed her too. I told her I did and she was beaming. Now if only she doesn't get fired before I get her number... Would be hilarious if I went out with both actually. This is certainly going to be entertaining... 80/80 --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878484302] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>There are a couple of girls at work I've been eyeing since my most recent ex left but one of them quit before the second even was hired. Then the first girl came back today after being gone a few weeks and I sent her to relieve the second girl and she was shocked to see her there lmao. Neither was happy at all to see the other and they had a brief exchange of words. Then afterwards I had to console both of them separately. They both act almost the same too it's funny with them always going waaaay out of their way to find me every day just to say "Hi Shiiisnoo!!!" (well my actual name lol, but you guys ain't gonna know it) in that cutesy way that just screams "stop talking to the customer and talk to me" lol. The second girl hasn't straight up admitted her feelings for me yet but the first told me flat out today that she's sooo glad to be back because she missed me sooo much and was sooo happy to get to see me again and she hoped I had missed her too. I told her I did and she was beaming. Now if only she doesn't get fired before I get her number... Would be hilarious if I went out with both actually. This is certainly going to be entertaining... 80/80</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrCool812 05/04/17 7:16:33 PM #2:	aDirtyShisno posted... 80/80 Doesn't count --- http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk284/MrCool812/MrCool812v3.jpg http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk284/MrCool812/dunce.jpg <cite>MrCool812 posted [p:878484569] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>80/80</quote> Doesn't count</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 7:17:37 PM #3:	MrCool812 posted... aDirtyShisno posted... 80/80 Doesn't count Why not? --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878484642] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrCool812 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>80/80</quote> Doesn't count</quote>Why not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 05/04/17 7:19:56 PM #4:	Please for gods sake stop capitalizing ever word in your topic titles. I know they're called topic titles, but you're using them as the beginning sentence of your bullshit stories. So either use them as actual titles or stop capitalizing every word. Also stop with the bullshit stories. --- I find myself identifying strongly with Hitler - Blighboy <cite>Smarkil posted [p:878484785] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>Please for gods sake stop capitalizing ever word in your topic titles. I know they're called topic titles, but you're using them as the beginning sentence of your bullshit stories. So either use them as actual titles or stop capitalizing every word. Also stop with the bullshit stories.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 7:23:04 PM #5:	Smarkil posted... Also stop with the bullshit stories. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878484992] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote>Also stop with the bullshit stories.</quote> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart2 05/04/17 7:28:20 PM #6:	You are one of the single most unattractive human beings I've ever seen and we believe none of your stories. <cite>CacciatoPart2 posted [p:878485292] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>You are one of the single most unattractive human beings I've ever seen and we believe none of your stories.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/04/17 7:28:32 PM #7:	This happened. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:878485304] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>This happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 7:29:14 PM #8:	Jen0125 posted... This happened. Yup. It did. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878485340] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>This happened.</quote>Yup. It did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Erik_P 05/04/17 7:30:13 PM #9:	Your name is Spooge isn't it? --- #welchingalldayerrday <cite>Erik_P posted [p:878485406] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>Your name is Spooge isn't it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 05/04/17 7:30:40 PM #10:	0% No girl with eyes would ever like you --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games. <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:878485435] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>0% No girl with eyes would ever like you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DorkLink 05/04/17 7:33:07 PM #11:	He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money <cite>DorkLink posted [p:878485563] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 7:38:10 PM #12:	@DorkLink posted... He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money Implied? How much more do I need to detail before it's no longer an implication lol? I posted a picture of her sleeping in my car after work lmao! --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878485825] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>@DorkLink posted...</cite> <quote>He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money</quote>Implied? How much more do I need to detail before it's no longer an implication lol? I posted a picture of her sleeping in my car after work lmao!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DorkLink 05/04/17 7:39:52 PM #13:	Please do not tag me and I do not follow all the stories of when you take your creepy snapshots <cite>DorkLink posted [p:878485915] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>Please do not tag me and I do not follow all the stories of when you take your creepy snapshots</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Erik_P 05/04/17 7:41:30 PM #14:	aDirtyShisno posted... @DorkLink posted... He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money Implied? How much more do I need to detail before it's no longer an implication lol? I posted a picture of her sleeping in my car after work lmao! She was probably drugged. --- #welchingalldayerrday <cite>Erik_P posted [p:878486008] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@DorkLink posted...</cite> <quote>He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money</quote>Implied? How much more do I need to detail before it's no longer an implication lol? I posted a picture of her sleeping in my car after work lmao!</quote> She was probably drugged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart2 05/04/17 7:41:41 PM #15:	Oh that creepy ass photo he took of a chick I'm pretty sure he drugged. <cite>CacciatoPart2 posted [p:878486020] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>Oh that creepy ass photo he took of a chick I'm pretty sure he drugged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 7:42:11 PM #16:	@DorkLink posted... Please do not tag me and I do not follow all the stories of when you take your creepy snapshots Eh, I've been trying to tag everyone I quote but I forget half the time. It really should happen automatically when you quote someone... --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878486050] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>@DorkLink posted...</cite> <quote>Please do not tag me and I do not follow all the stories of when you take your creepy snapshots</quote>Eh, I've been trying to tag everyone I quote but I forget half the time. It really should happen automatically when you quote someone...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kana 05/04/17 7:47:43 PM #17:	aDirtyShisno posted... It really should happen automatically when you quote someone... That would be awful --- Kana \| http://i.imgur.com/wEvUWvw.png <cite>Kana posted [p:878486367] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>It really should happen automatically when you quote someone... </quote> That would be awful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarioPaint 05/04/17 7:54:29 PM #18:	they missed your wallet homie, not you also Jen0125 posted... This happened. --- 3ds fc 0834.1021.1080 http://i.imgur.com/3BCqx7z.jpg <cite>MarioPaint posted [p:878486738] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>they missed your wallet homie, not you also <cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>This happened.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 7:54:29 PM #19:	@Kana posted... aDirtyShisno posted... It really should happen automatically when you quote someone... That would be awful Why? It would let a person know that someone is responding to something they wrote and that they might be interested to read it. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878486739] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>@Kana posted...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>It really should happen automatically when you quote someone... </quote> That would be awful</quote>Why? It would let a person know that someone is responding to something they wrote and that they might be interested to read it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DorkLink 05/04/17 7:58:40 PM #20:	I already keep up with topics that I've posted in so it's really just annoying. I don't mind being tagged if it's a topic I might not have otherwise seen and they're trying to get my attention, but I don't care for it otherwise <cite>DorkLink posted [p:878486956] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>I already keep up with topics that I've posted in so it's really just annoying. I don't mind being tagged if it's a topic I might not have otherwise seen and they're trying to get my attention, but I don't care for it otherwise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kana 05/04/17 7:59:52 PM #21:	aDirtyShisno posted... Why? It would let a person know that someone is responding to something they wrote and that they might be interested to read it. People here usually just use it for harassment though --- Kana \| http://i.imgur.com/wEvUWvw.png <cite>Kana posted [p:878487019] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>Why? It would let a person know that someone is responding to something they wrote and that they might be interested to read it. </quote> People here usually just use it for harassment though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/04/17 8:01:03 PM #22:	Erik_P posted... aDirtyShisno posted... @DorkLink posted... He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money Implied? How much more do I need to detail before it's no longer an implication lol? I posted a picture of her sleeping in my car after work lmao! She was probably drugged. She looked drugged tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:878487076] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>Erik_P posted...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@DorkLink posted...</cite> <quote>He implied that his "ex" worked there too, so they probably just caught wind of the fact they can use him for money</quote>Implied? How much more do I need to detail before it's no longer an implication lol? I posted a picture of her sleeping in my car after work lmao!</quote> She was probably drugged.</quote> She looked drugged tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 05/04/17 8:09:11 PM #23:	Girls get jealous easily. I don't recall any fist fights in the halll at high school unless it was girls fighting over a guy. It may not be personal, but they will act like it is. I remember when I thought I was just friends with a bunch of different girls, then I got a girlfriend and they all turned into jerks in one way or another, and started taking passive-aggressive swipes. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:878487562] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>Girls get jealous easily. I don't recall any fist fights in the halll at high school unless it was girls fighting over a guy. It may not be personal, but they will act like it is. I remember when I thought I was just friends with a bunch of different girls, then I got a girlfriend and they all turned into jerks in one way or another, and started taking passive-aggressive swipes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 05/04/17 8:20:56 PM #24:	@TheCyborgNinja posted... Girls get jealous easily. I don't recall any fist fights in the halll at high school unless it was girls fighting over a guy. It may not be personal, but they will act like it is. I remember when I thought I was just friends with a bunch of different girls, then I got a girlfriend and they all turned into jerks in one way or another, and started taking passive-aggressive swipes. Lol I wasn't even thinking about them fighting over me but it would be so damn hilarious if they started brawling because they both wanted me lmao! --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:878488233] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>@TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote>Girls get jealous easily. I don't recall any fist fights in the halll at high school unless it was girls fighting over a guy. It may not be personal, but they will act like it is. I remember when I thought I was just friends with a bunch of different girls, then I got a girlfriend and they all turned into jerks in one way or another, and started taking passive-aggressive swipes.</quote>Lol I wasn't even thinking about them fighting over me but it would be so damn hilarious if they started brawling because they both wanted me lmao!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 05/04/17 8:28:01 PM #25:	about as good as you not capitalizing every word in your topic title. --- Kill From The Shadows <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:878488648] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>about as good as you not capitalizing every word in your topic title.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HellHole_ 05/04/17 8:33:13 PM #26:	you're still trying to make these stories even though we know what you look like aside from the chick you drugged, all these "girls" must be super obese --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzYL-gpWMKA <cite>HellHole_ posted [p:878488953] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>you're still trying to make these stories even though we know what you look like aside from the chick you drugged, all these "girls" must be super obese</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FellWolf 05/04/17 8:34:09 PM #27:	This is titled like a manga or light novel --- http://i.imgur.com/QzUHUGL.gif http://i.imgur.com/IJPGRfT.jpg WORK IT! ARF ARF ARF! <cite>FellWolf posted [p:878489015] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>This is titled like a manga or light novel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 05/04/17 8:36:31 PM #28:	HellHole_ posted... you're still trying to make these stories even though we know what you look like aside from the chick you drugged, all these "girls" must be super obese When does obese become super obese? Do they get blonde hair and a bright aura? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:878489151] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>HellHole_ posted...</cite> <quote>you're still trying to make these stories even though we know what you look like aside from the chick you drugged, all these "girls" must be super obese</quote> When does obese become super obese? Do they get blonde hair and a bright aura?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalkingWiki 05/04/17 8:40:26 PM #29:	CacciatoPart2 posted... You are one of the single most unattractive human beings I've ever seen and we believe none of your stories. Jen0125 posted... This happened. Smarkil posted... Please for gods sake stop capitalizing ever word in your topic titles. I know they're called topic titles, but you're using them as the beginning sentence of your bullshit stories. So either use them as actual titles or stop capitalizing every word. Also stop with the bullshit stories. --- Currently playing: Grand Theft Auto V <cite>WalkingWiki posted [p:878489374] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>CacciatoPart2 posted...</cite> <quote>You are one of the single most unattractive human beings I've ever seen and we believe none of your stories.</quote> <cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>This happened.</quote> <cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote>Please for gods sake stop capitalizing ever word in your topic titles. I know they're called topic titles, but you're using them as the beginning sentence of your bullshit stories. So either use them as actual titles or stop capitalizing every word. Also stop with the bullshit stories.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HellHole_ 05/04/17 8:48:27 PM #30:	TheCyborgNinja posted... HellHole_ posted... you're still trying to make these stories even though we know what you look like aside from the chick you drugged, all these "girls" must be super obese When does obese become super obese? Do they get blonde hair and a bright aura? you know those little yellow lines it streaks that are in the aura? those re McDonald's French frys --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzYL-gpWMKA <cite>HellHole_ posted [p:878489907] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheCyborgNinja posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HellHole_ posted...</cite> <quote>you're still trying to make these stories even though we know what you look like aside from the chick you drugged, all these "girls" must be super obese</quote> When does obese become super obese? Do they get blonde hair and a bright aura?</quote> you know those little yellow lines it streaks that are in the aura? those re McDonald's French frys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 05/04/17 8:48:47 PM #31:	Why isn't anyone else playing along? ~~This might be all he has!~~ --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:878489929] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>Why isn't anyone else playing along? This might be all he has!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DorkLink 05/04/17 8:58:31 PM #32:	He took a picture with that black girl, so at least one of these women is real, but there definitely is something fishy about all of it. I mean, besides that she looked drugged and he's admitted to paying her/other ones. I imagine he leaves out details and exaggerates things in these stories. I also wouldn't be surprised if some kind of threatening/blackmail is his alternative tactic to buying girlfriends. This guy has some seriously fucked up attitudes about women. <cite>DorkLink posted [p:878490511] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>He took a picture with that black girl, so at least one of these women is real, but there definitely is something fishy about all of it. I mean, besides that she looked drugged and he's admitted to paying her/other ones. I imagine he leaves out details and exaggerates things in these stories. I also wouldn't be surprised if some kind of threatening/blackmail is his alternative tactic to buying girlfriends. This guy has some seriously fucked up attitudes about women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HellHole_ 05/04/17 9:05:06 PM #33:	oh, she was definitely drugged. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzYL-gpWMKA <cite>HellHole_ posted [p:878490882] in What Are T... [t:75312041]...</cite> <quote>oh, she was definitely drugged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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